No matter how hard you wipe,
no matter how much you wipe,
it will never go away.
Why do we still not have advanced wiping technology in 2016?
>>27404864
Shave your ass hair.
"You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original." kek
>>27404917
How would I go about doing that without getting poopy hands?
>>27405066
Poop, wipe as well as you can, shower, shave. If you get poopy hands, you get poopy hands. It lasts for a while, though.
>>27404864
Are you OP from the smelly azz issues a couple of days ago?
I wipe my ass in the shower with a bar of soap.
>>27405338
nope
my ass doesn't smell because I wipe it till it bleeds
>>27404864
>Why do we still not have advanced wiping technology in 2016?
buy a japanese bidet/blower for you bum
Just go with it family
Just go with it