>mom found the poop stick
poop stick?
Do I dare?
i know these threads are all fake, but one time when i was like 13 i used vegetable oil as lube to jack off and i remember in the morning while i was half asleep my mom came in and found the little cup of it i was using as lube and i heard her say some shit like "what the hell is in this??"
do you think she knew
>she found the cum banana
>dad found the urethra tickler
>uncle found the rape box
>>27404459
she knew anon
>she found the smegma jar
>wife's father found the spooge luge
>little sister found the sperm sponge
>brother found the shitty cucumber
>wife's son found the poop socks
>Willem Dafoe found the bone marrow television
>wifes son found the bbc dildos AND my wifes black boyfriends sperm that is being preserved in the fridge for getting her pregnant again
>mom found the jizz blanket
>Ray Romano found the fleshlight closet
>wife's boyfriend found the piss wagon
>granddaughter found the toenail clipping collection
>mom found the pubes clipper
Real story
>landlord found the cum treasure chest
>>27404410
Are you going to explain or are you just gonna bait us like the stupid faggot you are?
>grandpa found the diarrhea trashbag
>significant other's sexual boyfriend found the vomit box
>third cousin excavated the smegma jar
>mom found the cum sock
>again
>>27406661
What the fuck man stop using my jokes >>27405188
>>27406696
Are you implying this was a humorous or fake situation anon? I don't want to have to post the story as I'm on mobile.
>>27406730
You dont have a smegma jar either idiot. You just used my joke to steal my yous.
>mommy popped the hood and found my gravy on the dipstick
>>27404459
OH GOD.
I suddenly remembered a thread on /b/ from like, 8+ years ago about someone talking about how they tried lubing up for their first anal experience with vegetable oil.
And how halfway through the deed, they had to stop because their anus just EXPLODED in this violent greasy shit slurry of horror that they had to unload on the toilet.
>mom found the corpse
So embarrassing. Couldnt look her in the eyes all day.
>>27406835
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>mom found these doubles
>Grandpa found the dildo
He doesn't look at me the same way anymore
>>27407099
>He doesn't look at me the same way anymore
thats probably from the stroke
>zack snyder found the Justice League script
>wife's son found the semen centrifuge
Wife's son saw the bernie sticker on my car
>>27404410
>dad found the axe behind my bookshelf
>mom found the knife in my nissan medical kit
>dog found my ice dildo
>niece found my cum journal
>>27404410
>mom found the shit pillow
>>27407523
>mom found my snot mug
it was almost full
>Eddie Brock found the nuclear waste DVD case
>grandma found the male mannequin in my closet that i stole
>mom's husband found my dakimakura
>>27404410
What is a poop stick?
>>27404410
>girlfriend's son found my enema kit
>wifes girlfriends sister found my ass hair clippings
That sucks OP. My gf found my poop stick and now she hasn't talked to me in weeks :/
>>27404410
>boyfriend found the g-spot
>>27408394
>read your post
>wish you were a girl
>know that you aren't
>Ceaseless urchins found my cum tin
>>27408499
I also don't have a boyfriend, or a girlfriend
