tfw you'll never live this moment
>>27402721
Thats like really weird :^)
my wife just found out she's pregnant 2 days ago! it's pretty spooky to be honest. i am excited to be a dad. i'd hope to be the dad mine never could be
>>27402721
I know I'm not a woman. Maybe in the next life.
>>27402771
>my wife
the fuck are you even doing here ?
>>27402721
bummer, i really wanted to be angry and miserable for the rest of my life
>>27402721
>kissing my rape doctor after a failed abortion cradling my deceased child
>>27402800
i had to move to a different state for my new job and i don't have a lot of friends yet here . there is something very relaxing about shitposting
>>27402721
Dad, mom and baby having a threesome? Cool.
>>27402832
Is your wife hot?
>>27402771
>>27402832
nice bait lel
>taking a pic while the doctor makes out with your wife
>>27402851
no no no, this scenario is all wrong
the baby is clearly cucking the father and he's giving his wife a goodbye kiss before suicide by defenestration
>>27402721
>you won't waste your time, money, and sanity raising a little shit for 18+ years
>you won't watch your marriage deteriorate into a sexless partnership where your whore wife will end up cheating on other men
damn shame
I want to be the baby
weeeh weeh i need tity mommy
poo poo pee pee tendie tendie
>>27402965
*autodefenestration
>>27402864
>>27402879
she's a 7/10. she's got a C cup and i am interested in seeing how much bigger her boobs get during pregnancy. i know this is weird but i am pretty turned on by lactation. milf porn is one of my favoites. tfw ur wife is gonna be a milf soon. she and i are pretty introverted though which is why i am on this board
>>27402940
>standard medical procedure
>your wife is sucking his cock
>>27403174
Haha really funny :)
that image is disgusting desu
Thank fucking god.
Two leeches holding you back in life.
No thanks.
>>27402721
>You will never cuck your husband by forcing him to take a picture of you making out with the doctor after giving birth to Chad baby.
Why I wasn't born a female? They literally have all the fun.
>>27402721
Husband gets a kiss while babby gets to suck on titties
Cucked once again
>>27402771
>yfw a black baby comes out
