What is your current career path?
I got a job as a cashier adn im trying to work my way up, my sister is currentyl second assistant and I hope to get that or higher one day.
I want to start my own NPO charity.
How and for what, I'm still figuring out.
I don't have one anymore4
>>27402427
Why not, friend?
Wanted to become a politician, but I realized how much I have stacked against me. Guess my goal now is to get NEET bucks and make a manga.
Grave digger.
Working dead end jobs, so I'm gonna have to dig my own grave eventually.
>>27402180
Biomedical laboratory scientist. Work in microbiology. Many opportunities to work in high paying and respected fields, but i'm lazy as fuck so probably wont progress much further.
My current job is chill as fuck tho
>>27402482
He's not your friend, buddy
>>27403357
What do you do for work now? Muted for 4 seconds.
>>27403493
in hospital. I take care of patient samples. have alot of diffent tasks, so my work is never the same boring rutine. testing both feces and urine for harmfull bacteria, doing DNA analasis on swap-samples to find influenza and all sorts of stuff.
>>27402180
>implying I can find a job
31, no one will hire me. Not even Mcdonalds. I just want a chance!
>>27403916
How are you surviving with no income?
>>27403964
I live with my grandma.
It's killing me though. I'm tired of not having anything and living off of others money even though I appreciate it.
I should have done more when I got out of high school. I have no one to blame but myself.
Plumber until I fuck something up and flood someone's house with shit which is inevitable because I'm too dumb to do anything right. Already tried the college thing and failed simple English classes because I can't even follow simple directions.
i work at health insurance company but on medical leave because of car accident. i lost a lot of stuff there. like manager retired, nice boss became boss bitchy boss became a vice president
I guess I'm becoming a store manager. I don't want to but when you have no education or skills of any kind, it's the best you can hope for.
NEET since December 2014.
Shit sux.
>>27404147
>tfw NEET and poor.
I can't afford anything. ;__;
>>27402180
i dont get this image, what's with the soviet flag and the koolaid man talking about human nature
>>27404220
It's a terrible feeling, especially when there's stuff you want to buy.
I gotta find a job quick though or I'm fucked.
>>27404147
>>27404220
My goal in life is to become a NEET. There's no greater happiness.
Video production.
I'm an editor for a 24 hours news network now, which I'm really enjoying, but there's opportunity for upward mobility. I just don't know which direction I'd want to go in, either working towards becoming a producer or a post-production supervisor of some kind at the current station I'm at, or gambling and trying my hand at some other station, or moving towards more freelancing, or somehow making the jump to movies in some form.
I don't have to make that decision now, but it's something to think about in the future.
>>27402180
I want to be a chef.
Am NEET, plan to stay that way.
>getting about 1 million american dollaroos
>buy 1 or 2 turn-key businesses
>put rest of money in savings
>live comfy life
>>27404312
Unless you've got money, being NEET is shit.
>>27404432
I'm talking about getting autismbux. My life would be perfect.
Nurse
My dream is anesthesia, but flight nurse is my fallback if I decide I want to be lazy and not actually work. I got an externship lined up already and will graduate with honors. It's just a matter of how sick of school I'll be. Either way I want critical care. The hardest part of nursing school is my weiner. Classmates got me going damn erry day. They cry all the time and it turns me on for some fucked up reason.
>>27403071
Pun-maker
Software Engineer, getting more in to hardware shit these days.
Just popped 6 figures this year. Wew.
>>27404432
You don't need much money. Computer, Internet, and then drugs. That's the neet life. Dxm is like $200 a pound, vodka is like $5 a gallon, beer is $20 to $150 for 5 gallons, weed and shrooms are basically free. What more do you need? I mean it sucks if your mom, dad, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandparents all hate you, but unless you're seriously a fuck up at least one will have a basement or mother in law suite to live in. Just cook and do yard work to earn your keep.
>>27402180
I just want a simple job that I can work from home for and it pays enough to cover bills + little extra cash for saving up
I don't know any jobs that fit the description though
>>27404693
Freelance programmer fits that description.
>>27404658
I've got no family that I can live with, unfortunately.
I don't get autismbux either.
>>27404693
Freelance writing, coding, etsy bullshit, affiliate marketing, forex, begging, scamming, camwhoring for homos, etc.. You won't get rich unless you really get into it but it's a living.
>>27402180
Death familam
Studying Law and Communications. My plan is to fucking die because fuck shit fuck ass fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
>>27402180
dental school or bust
After 4 years, I decided to drop my current major, even though there was only one semester left for me to finish it. It was cinema. An useless course, an useless diploma.
Right now I'm studying for the Enem. The best universities here are public. But there arent enough room for everyone of course. Usually 60 students per course. So in the end of the year we must do a national test, a vestibular, called Enem, to compete ans select only the highest grades into public university. It takes a whole year to study for the test it will be in november. Then I hope to get in Engineering major. It's a long road. 6 years from now. Six years till I can finally work.
>>27404693
Check out 'leapforce at home', it's search engine result analysis for $13.50 an hour.
>>27404658
I'd be scared to buy weed since I don't know how much it costs. I would probably get ripped off.
Current career path is get certified so I can tell people their sidewalks won't make them fall down go boom instead of letting my boss do it. But honestly I'd rather be an design engineer forever cause I don't want to be responsible for running a company and having clients yell at me when their shit is late
working at Colgate, shift changes and stuff
i quietly write and edit screenplays from my house and occasionally help in the direction of some films. I think i'd like to stay where i am, but i think i might want to move into theatrical production? i was majoring in technical theater when i was in uni, working on broadway as a light technician. then i moved to writing.
i feel like i wanna go back but i also love to write
>>27405097
I write screenplays too, but just in my free time. I'm usually more involved with production or post-production, and mostly contracted or corporate, but I think writing is a great way to make what I want when I have the spare time.
>>27404932
Looks interesting, is it hard to pass their exam?
>>27404758
>>27404789
I've heard about freelancing but I don't understand the theory of coding and have no real experience in it
Also don't know how legit freelancing can be
I do standup because I'm good at judging people and making fun of myself.
I also write shitty screenplays and actually may have one that will actually get greenlight soon so that's nice.
Doesn't make.me.less of a waste
>>27405291
Also am /effayy/ but sell my old shitty clothes to rich kids who lay way more than they're worth online because I can't hold a real job since that requires socialization
welding. would like to try underwater welding
>>27403382
I'm not your buddy, friend
>>27402180
I do lighting and electrical design for buildings. Been doing this since I graduated five years ago. Nice salary, benefits... can't complain really. It's a good gig.
>Be me, 25 yo autist, found the perfect almost NEET setup
>Church musician- get paid $200 a week to sing in church choir
>Live rent free at an art patron's house
Comfy as fuck boys. If only you had the talent I did, you could be living the dream too. I even have enough disposable income to afford getting an escort once every few months.
>>27405618
>church musician
>buying escorts
/r/ing the gif of Jin from Sakurasou laughing and banging his hand on the table.
>>27405722
Yeah well I did say I'm an autist. I'm actually not socially retarded and can pick up chicks, but I'm fat so the only girls I can get are hambeasts and I'm just not into that. So I splurge for a nice petite escort every 2 months or so, it's a nice physical outlet to make my daily kegels seem more productive.
>>27405958
>daily kegels
Re-requesting the gif.
>>27402180
Just spent two years getting an associates in Networking. Now I don't feel interested anymore. Would much rather be a chiropractor like I planned before I had this FoTM revelation. Too late now though. So I might as well kill myself.
>>27404876
Brazilianfag? Huheuheuhuehue, we need to get that BR thread going daily man, wtf
>>27406133
gotta keep that boner rock solid so that I can feel like a man once every 8 weeks while I rail a small asian girl pretending to enjoy it!
>>27402180
Veterinary technician. Also in vet school. I struggle with the customers but I excel with the animals and procedures. Vet at the practice lets me jump in on surgeries even though I am just technically a tech. I love surgeries and was in a six hour pyo today and I'm still wired
Not sure, im going to college undecided and it really just feels like I'm on the road to eventual suicide
med school. if not, maybe law school, or i'll be an oral surgeon like my father.
I don't have a career path.
I was just rejected from a position I really wanted after being told I was overqualified, despite having no work experience.
>>27406567
Never give up. Never surrender. Crap! I was really hoping that would be an original comment.
Private Detective/Federal Agent
might end up becoming Adachi if I'm still gfless by the time I get the Federal Agent job
I would love to work for CPS, maybe the FBI.
Something that helps kids or at least lets me tel parents they are wrong.
Cyber Security
I don't know exactly what, but in that field.
>desperate for work
>get new job as a temp
>first paycheck comes in
>its ~40% of what i should be getting
what do? at this point i have no alternatives for money and i am flat broke, so i really don't want to tell my boss to eat shit.
I work at a bulge bracket investment bank and im basically a slave. I literally have nothing in life besides work
Maybe move to France or similar place that doesn't put emphasis on language learning and work for a company to translate documents or media. Already study 2 foreign languages primarily
>>27407724
er, i meant its ~60% of what i should be getting (loss of 40%)
>>27406299
Pois eh ne. E tu macho, qualteu plano de vida?vai fazer enem tambem?
>>27407790
>im basically a slave
Aren't we all
Music Technology
Its actually really fucking stupid but I love makin music
I am a senior associate at a PE shop. We aren't doing so hot so I don't think we'll get carry before that gets taxed at income rates. Fuck me
>>27407790
It gets slightly better once you move to the buyside
>>27407522
cyber security isnt a field retard
Curently studying biochemistry. Hoping to make the fat stacks after I get my masters.
>>27407724
Wait until next paycheck and see if it corrects itself, sometimes it takes a billing cycle or two for the kinks to get worked out for new employees. If your next paycheck is still too small, take it to HR, if they refuse to give you more tell them to fuck off, and if they won't reimburse you for wages up to that point threaten to take them to court
Law Enforcement
Not locally, hopefully something with the Federal Gov; like ATF
