> Mommy's not home
> Scary noises coming from the hallway
truly this is hell
>>27401238
investigate it like every first prey in horror movies
it's just me bro
It's the house settling, anon.
Go back to bed.
>>27401400
nice try boogeyman
>>27401457
Shhh. Just come out into the kitchen and fix yourself a warm glass of milk. No need to turn the lights on, it's just you here. After all, wouldn't want to draw the attention of any of the slenderman lurking outside.
>>27401238
Plot twist OP is long time dead we talking with the Boogieman
>not being safe because /k/
OP pls
>>27401918
Eurocuck without my butter knife license
>>27401479
shoo shoo boogey woogey
>>27402047
My condolences.
Do you partake in sports that involve large sticks like baseball?
You'd probably need a license for that too right
>>27401238
Maybe she's actually home but with her friends. Wait a bit and the scary sounds will stop.
>>27402081
I'm 90 % sure baseball bats are illegal to carry around outside here in the UK
>>27402069
I shooed! I'm gone.
It's safe now. So go ahead, and shut those lovely, lovely eyes of yours.
>>27402518
is this tricks ?
>>27402812
Not at all, schweetums. Now let me see you close those baby blues.
>>27401918
>implying guns can hurt ghosts
>>27403719
>not having some salt shells laying around
do you even Supernatural
>>27403719
You never been on a skinwalker thread have you? You need sacred ash and some slavshit. Literally all you need senpai.
