Post autistic shit you've done while talking to grils. I've got more.
>decide to get hello talk, an app for learning languages, because I saw /r9k/ thread on it to talk to chicks
>Find a German chick 17, 18 here
>Hit it off really well, talking about all sorts of shit
>We hit music
>She gives me what is popular there
>I already listen to German music, link mine (Junger Soldat)
>She says it's banned in her country
>wut
>I look for lyrics so she can atleast look at it.
>She doesn't text back for 10 minutes
>ask what's wrong
>She says that the song is bad topic and taboo in her country
>talk a little more, not too much
>She never wanted to talk to me again
>tfw
>>27400473
It's illegal to talk about WWII unless it's about the holocaust in Germany.
Source: I'm a kraut
>>27400473
>Start a new class and see a qt3.14
>Decide i should do something about it
> Add her on facebook and make some small talk
> See her sitting with a group of friends on a bench at our college
> Walk up to her, say hey we should get to know each other
,>just shake her hand, say my name and leave
I now have to see her every week on that class and have her remind me that i am a complete autist.
>be me 14
>have friend a little older than me
>she's robot and so am I
>we become great friends
>gonna ask her out
>her ex-boyfriend moves back from Oregon
>OK
>let that chill down for a month because emotions
>next door neighboor also likes her
>he's even more robot than me but manages to talk to her
>every time I talk to her, he buts in
>he finds out I like her
>tells her
>she asks
>say "yeah, but whatever"
>she doesn't bring it up again
>she get's chad boyfriend
>he says he dicked her
move ahead a couple months to last day of school
>walking home
>she decided too as well
>take same path and hit up conversation
>I say I'm moving because I am
>she get's sad
>drop her off at house and leave
>never speak to her again
>8th grade
>have math class with fucking hot girl
>fat ass, priests daughter
>she and I hit it off
>talk about nerdy things such as games and such
>really great friends
>thinking about going in for the catch
>she mentions she has a boyfriend from facebook
>fuck
>we go to different high schools, never see her again
>5th grade
>tallest guy at school
>into redhead
>she knows
>goes nowhere
>later have to go to an after school program, dad got a good job in compton that works till 5
>she's in it as well
>hang out with other dudes in it
>one day my dude is hanging out with her chick
>go up to him and join
>she calls the redhead up
>I run
>chases after me
>cant catch these long legs
>they stop
>I wait for awhile
>she leaves but bro and chick are still hanging
>go up to them
>she asks why I like the redhead
>shrug.jpg
>says the redhead likes me
>don't believe
>all of them chase me again
>gottagofast
>the girl or her friend never speak to me again
>redhead gets into my best friend who is shortest guy in school
>oh fuck I am angry
>speak to him somewhat, chill down
>he was a chill dude
>bye bye as we go to different middle schools
>>27400620
still have to deal with her, fucking sucks
>>27400473
>>27400640
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>>27401014
atleast you don't have to see the girl again
>>27400473
Unrelated but do you know of any other songs like Junger Soldat?
