>trying to masturbate
>cops knock on the door
Great. Now my mood is gone. Also, what do you guys ejaculate into/onto?
this thread is too originaldelete it now
Waifu thread? I think yes.
My gfs tongue
Phone book.
>>27400382
I require more of these misleading pictures with youtube names.
>buy box of kleenex
>pull out all kleenex
>fap
>cum in hole you pull the kleenex out of
>wipe dick off with kleenex
>put cum kleenex in box
>repeat until box is too full of cummed on kleenex to fit your dick in
>time for a new fap box
i..it's sort of like a vagina
and you don't have to clean it out like a fleshlight
>>27400651
What do women do with all that cum in their nethers? Do they pump it out when they use the bathroom or do they just absorb it?
I have a mini frisbee to catch it in
>>27400716
I have sex with kleenex boxes, how should I know... -_-
The space between my foreskin and the head of my dick. That or my qt 8.5 gf.
>>27400753
my way is more sanitary and convenient
>>27400821
fucking normie how dare you show your face here reeeeeeeeee
Empty fruit shoot bottles. I put them in the cupboard behind some of my clothes and I have to count them all first if I want to leave my room.
