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2016-03-25 22:32:23 Post No. 27400053
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2016-03-25 22:32:23
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meeting girls from online dating services thread
>be me 3 years ago
>have a okcupid account
>get matched with a girl, talk with her a few hours a day
>this goes on for 3-4 weeks
>eventually we meet up
>go on a date
>ive been saving up for this, minimum wage is a shit
>we get pizza and some beers
>of course i paid for it
>go see american hustle
>i pay for her ticket and her popcorn and beer
>we hold hands
>massive erection, havent held a girls hand since 9th grade
>finish movie
>walk back to the car
>thanks anon i had a fun night
>y-you t-too
>hard as fuck
>ask her if she wants to chill at my place
>she says yeah
>she wants to stop by the grocery store
>she buys a pack of beer and some condoms
>get to my place
>go to my room
>watch a movie on netflix
>cuddling and shit
>she puts her hand on my erection
>fuck yeah im finally gonna lose my virginity
>hearts pounding
>losing ability to think clearly
>ready to fucking fuck
>she moves her hand from my crotch
>eww anon what the hell
>boner deactivated
>what?
>anon are you tryin got have sex with me????
>...well, yeah we met on okcupid the whole point of that site is to get laid, i thought thats why we were hanging out
>gross anon! i just wanted a friend!?
>my face when
>then who were the condoms for?
>my boyfriend anon, what the hell
>she never once mentioned she had a bf
>RRRREEEEE
>ask her for my money back
>she refuses
>tell her to leave my house or ill call the cops
>but you drove me here anon!
>shit
>drive her to a bus stop
>never hear from her again
of youre reading this, alexandra i hope you got home safe, also fuck you
