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>2016
>still believing it will get better
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every year passes... same shit
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"at least your family loves you"
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becoming a wagecuck solved nothing
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>be alone on birthday
>set camera timer
>run to pick up angry cat
>try to act as natural as possible
>flash
>die inside
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hot girls too
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>>27399942
I know that the love of my family is something to by cherished, but their unconditional love just makes me hate myself more than I already do.
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it will end... eventually
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>>27399908
pic related fucking me on screen.
age 20
no beard
no gf
virgin
0 gf so far
living in a shitty 3rd world country
have no faith afterlife to count on
no social life only friends from skype to play lol with

tell me i'm not alone or i'm going to kill myself.
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...just keep hanging in there, no matter who is laughing
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>>27400049
But anon, nobody is laughing at me because nobody knows me well enough to see my failures.
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that's what you get for "trying"
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>>27400073
This guy was a drug dealer who ruined all of his relationships.
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Just cling to your anime and vidya. Your family will still try to give you a good birthday
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>>27400002
WTF?!?!?!?!??
oh this is probably minutes before she went out partying and got her holes stuffed
wew i almost had my world view shook
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>tfw when cake is not even something to look forward to
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>tfw you'll never get a birthday pretzel
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>>27400015
i hope i can die inside of a steak and shake but i moved to the west coast and they practically have none here

reeeee
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>>27400132
>tfw I don't even like cake
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>>27400112

some girls are robots too
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>>27400095

is that a pedobear shirt
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>>27400146
why do these tards always have a pube stache?
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>>27400190
She could be any age between 18 and 40.
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your good looks don't even help
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>>27400190
Even the picture says "no" in it. She probably went out and got fucked by chad later.
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>>27400190
that first girl posted was clearly a stacy
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i haven't had a birthday cake since i was 8, I haven't had a birthday party since i was 10

Maybe this is why i am so jaded.
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>>27400197
Because they don't know how to shave and their parents don't trust them with a razor.
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>let senpai take pic
>immediately go back to room
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>>27400190
>Sarah

such a Normie name.
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In the span of two years I
>Got my license
>Got a car
>Got a job
>Got fired
>Lost 120
>Got a girlfriend
>Got another job
>Quit that job
>Totaled my car
>Dumped my girlfriend
>Got my license suspended
It does get better, then it gets worse, then it gets better, then worse, that probably happens for another 30-40 years and then you die. No one is happy for long, as far as I can tell. That's okay though.
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>>27400002
>hot

Ok kys now.
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>2016
>not being satisfied with what you have
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>>27400190
>Implying she wasn't spending the actual date of her birth with her parents because she had a good relationship with them
>Implying the next day she didn't go out with her large social circle and celebrate her belated birthday party before getting fucked by the groups' resident Chad
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>tfw you dont know what you are going to do when your parents die because you are a neet kv with no job experience

is an hero my future
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>parents go to expensive bakery to buy cake for NEET son
>cake decorator asks parents what their son is like... what does he like to do?
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>>27400258
It's a nice name. One I would give to my daughter.

If I ever had a chance of having one.
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>>27400292
I think my name would have been sarah but I got a benis instead so my name is kevin
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>>27400285
You better start working on going NEET
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>>27400204
that's a pretty large window for a house. His friends are behind the camera, so his 7-8/10 gf can get a good shot :)
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bear feels
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>>27400289
Fuck, that's well made!
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>>27400309
My name would've been Amber if I was a girl. I'm fairly glad I'm male though.
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Original comment required. bloxblox
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>>27400049

everyday... same booth
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>I'm 27

Just fucking kill me. The only thing that gives me joy is playing tennis, and I know that eventually I'll have some injury that will prevent me from playing...and then that's it.
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>>27400112
She's ugly as fuck, god I hate pleb with shit taste in girls so much, kys.
But only men can be le robots!

yeah ok, I'm a male but I hate retards like you.

Ugly women can very well end up having no friends at all if they're ugly enough, honestly this>>27399908
8/10 twink ending up like that surprises me much more.
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"come on son... force a smile for the camera"
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>>27400337
I know, the level of detail is great. I wonder what they could pull off if they were sculpting someone with an interesting life.
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>>27400344
Good thing I don't expect to live that long - or marry.
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>>27400073
One way ticket to FEELadelphia
i don't want these feeling now
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>>27400344

Fuck. Is he still alive?
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20 seems to be a turning point
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>>27400049
Fuck that stupid cunt for HAVING to include her smug ass face in it
Ill smash her fucking face in
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>>27399908


look at the bright side

it cant get any worse
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>>27400190
She looks like a normal, reasonable girl. Probably likes knitting, cooking, and reading. Where the fuck do I find these girls.
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>>27400289
I wouldn't even be mad. Thats impressively well done.
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>>27400339
yeah me too. women are cool and all but their propensity for irrational behavior can be too much for me sometimes.
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>>27400422
quaker meetings
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>>27400448
I fucking hate oatmeal
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>>27400422
Nah she looks like an ugly girl, you're probably very ugly yourself if you can't get girls that looklike that.
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>>27400421
I said that then my cat died 3 weeks before my last birthday.
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fuck
>here cum the feels
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the best birthday a wagecuck can hope for
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>>27400467
I can probably get girls like that, I just don't know where to meet them.
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>>27400421
It always get worse, much worse. I can't help but feel that the universe is some kind of nightmare made actual, the derealisation certainly does not help.
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>>27400476
subway is fantastic. seems like a lucky guy to me
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>>27400412
what should we do anon? help me, i m 20 at may
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>>27400421
just wait anon.
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>>27400487
if you're having trouble reaching the mountain top, consider that maybe you're already there
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my family never does anything for my birthday and they always make me do something my self or plan it myself. im not good at approaching friends although i know they love me dearly. my dad gave me 70 dollars to buy a camera i always wanted (fujifilm instax mini 8) and my sister took all the money.
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>>27400383
>under armour shirt
Pls leave Chad
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why would anything ever get better?
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>>27400483
Anywhere, ugly girls are a good half of the girl population.
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>>27400494
just keep on going. luck needs time to happen.
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>>27400422
I've been trying to figure that out for years, anon. You'd think B&N would be a good place to start. Nope, its just hipsters reading Tyler Oakley biographies and buying record players.
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>>27400534
>my dad gave me 70 dollars to buy a camera i always wanted (fujifilm instax mini 8) and my sister took all the money.

Kick her in the cunt.
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Stay lonely, my friends
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>No stripper with grandma party posted yet.
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>>27400555
I went into a Barnes and Noble store a few months ago and it's barely even about books anymore. Half the store is the cafe, a quarter of what's left is Nook accessories and wacky gifts, then the last quarter is books (and half of that is kids' books) I need to go to a knitting class or church singles meetup or something.
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>>27400555
i am a weird guy but i still found a qt3.14 waifu. its all luck man. you too can be lucky
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>>27400576
she said shell buy it with her card and it was ordered and on its way etc.. it never came and it took me a week to make her admit
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>The doll forum said it's getting more accepted all the time
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>>27400612
I would quietly leave the room after that and kill myself.
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>>27400476
steady income, subway and fucking basic bitchs i wish that was my life
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>>27400612
what is story under this pic anon? i kek'd
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>>27400631
Kick her in the cunt, anon. Blood relation doesn't make her exempt from being beaten.
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>>27400492
what's with this board and subway?

do subway shills seriously sit around /r9k/ of all places, promoting subway as the premier cuisine for neets? nah, that doesn't make any sense, right?

wait, don't tell me that you guys promote subway
F O R F R E E ?
O
R

F
R
E
E
?
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>>27400492
>>27400526
>>27400548
>>27400623
Anon pls stop. My dick can only get so hard and my feels can only get so when no gf.
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>kids haven't talked to you in 12 years
>send each one a dinner inviation
>no one RSVPs
>plan fancy dinner anyway, just in case they show
>yfw you eat alone
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>>27399908
is that chibi?
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>>27400679
Well subway IS good, is probably the only fast food you can eat without completely hating yourself for eating it, but it's a shitload of bread.
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>>27400679
it's cheap and nice, anon. subway is very comfy
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>>27400615

Its bad enough the damn stores are scarce
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>>27400612
you can't get lower than this
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>>27400034
You are not alone

Origimal bomment fuk
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>>27400688
its ok if you wanna bust homie. if you really want me to stop i will. if you think you feel bad now, having a girlfriend mistreat you feels even worse
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>>27400737
He has family. Of course you can be lower than that.
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>Travelling home for Easter
>I don't know why I'm even doing this. Yeah, to make mum happy.
>See old friends dad and mum at train station
>They're drunk af
>"Hey anon, sit down for a minute!"
>I pray to God they're not going to ask about gf. They probably assume I'm gay anyways.
>They don't
>His mum drunkenly tells me that I look so unhappy
>No shit
>They start arguing whether it was appropriate to say this
>I leave

So...I don't even know how to fake it anymore. I just look miserable to other people.
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>>27400344
must be an atheist. a normal person would know they'd see each other again someday and move on.
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>>27399908
>Remember seeing these pictures as a teenager
>"Hah, what a fucking loser. I've got plenty of time"
>23 years old now still living with my mom with no job
>I'm the fucking loser
Shit, I WISH I was a 20 year old guy getting a cake from his mom now.
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Sometimes I think

>It's just the depression making me think this way
>It's just the depression telling me life is hopeless and that I will never be loved
>It's just the depression telling me that I'm better off dead

Then I take a look at my life and realize that the depression is just reaffirming the truth.
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>>27400787
well maybe but the depression dosen't let you to change it tho
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>>27400762
Or he met his now dead wife there years ago or something, and he still goes there for the anniversary.
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>>27400745
I need this exact format without clothes on. And trust me, I know those feels - why do you think I'm here?
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>>27400787
I think that as well, but then I remember that the depression will lead to me killing myself soon. Then, I feel much better.
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>>27400787
when was the last time you were happy?
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pathetic beta thread?
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>>27400787
Depression will tell you that no matter what. It's a mother fucker like that. I've been making a lot of progress and from the outside looking in there's really no reason I shouldn't be happy, and sometimes I am for an instant, I catch myself dancing or laughing or smiling and then I feel naive or guilty for feeling happy and I stop whatever I'm doing and feel like shit. I don't think depression is a result of your life's success or failure, it's just there most of the time, no matter what.
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>>27399942
Of course they love me. Their my family. It is expected.
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>>27400787
you can lose everything but when you loose your motivation that's when you're really lost
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>>27400818
we're all gonna make it even if you don't try. sometimes good things just happen
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>>27400858
You forgot the webm of the skinny spinny bitch
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>>27400825
Where are you getting these?
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>>27400873
he's not the only one who try to think positive at least i try
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>>27400897
an anon shared the link to the /gif/ thread.
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>>27400825
Summer 2011. I had just graduated high school, still had small but close circle of friends, and I was all set to go study engineering at my first choice university. I didn't have a job, but because I had worked part-time right through high-school my parents didn't mind supporting me for a while. I had loads of free time and no almost no responsibilities. Really nice weather that summer too.
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>>27400873
i got your back friendo
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>>27400917
Do you know her name?
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>>27400270
She's fucking hot idk what you're smoking boi
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>>27399993
THIS IS SO SAD I AM SO SORRY MAN
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>>27400918
that sounds nice. at least you didn't suffer as much as a lot of the anons in this thread. engineering is a hard major and unless you truly love class-work and hours of study, i don't feel it is worth it. there are easier majors that make just as much money are are also technical.

i'm not very smart though so maybe its just me
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>>27400963
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>>27400034
where are you from, anon??

originalllIlIl
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>>27400679
>subway
Don't forget Lil' C's
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>>27400342
wait! is this eric? from simon the gamer?
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>>27400270
>>27400974

i think she's pretty on the outside and she looks like a nice person
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>>27399908
what's with parents and humiliating their children like this? my mom loves to do this shit. does she have autism?
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>>27400289
i would probably take the cake knife and stick it in my gut if that was me
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>>27400974
Kill yourself scum, she's got a shit face.
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>>27401024
That one is pretty fancy
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>>27401070
Yeah right, I bet you'd become a stuttering beta in her presence. She's hot and you're jealous and you know it.
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>>27401070
if some nice person showed her how to use makeup i think you might change your mind
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>>27401024
Thanks. Can't seem to find the webms anywhere so I'm going to save anything you post of her Anon.
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>>27401070
She's good looking. You probably just got some weird fat fetish or are a closet homosexual
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>>27401070
>Kill yourself for not thinking girls I don't like are hot
Oh man, how don't you have a girlfriend?
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>>27401075
i am so dumb i failed the captcha 5 times trying to post this
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>>27401107
Not really I talk to girls I actually find hot at uni and never stutter, she's got a hag face, please don't reproduce and fill the wrold of ugly shits like you and that girl.
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>>27401040
i wish i could have some little ceasars pizza but I am on a cut. 160lbs here I come
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>>27400203

Well judging by that candle she's apparently 2.
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>>27401145
there is a large thread on /gif/ of about 100 of these if you are interested
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>>27401173
>tfw cutting
Me to man.
Cardio, Salads, and vegetables wew
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>>27400206
>Even the picture says "no" in it

kek
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>>27400002
idk why but that bubbaloo bowl made me chuckle

the pic is still depressing tho
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>>27400049
>that girl on the right laughing at this guy
im saveing this as inspiration to completely ruin the female species.
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It can get better if you're not irredeemably fat and / or ugly.

Otherwise you're fucked.

You're really fucking fucked.
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>>27401193
No no I think it's 112.
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>>27401216
i am lucky that i have someone to make me healthy food. might i suggest eating protein? I bulked to 190 and i am now down 20lbs down to 170 with an end goal of 160.

I find protein to be the most filling and satisfying but if salads work for you then keep on keeping on.
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>>27401266
Found it, sorry
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I get a bad feeling about things when my sister and brother-in-law has named both of their kids with similar names like mine and his brother, who has a failed suicide attempt.
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>>27401266
>>>/gif/8291708

here you go, b u d d y
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>>27401319
oh well at least other anons can find it with this link
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>>27400985
OMFG THAT ASS

MY PENIS IS EXPLODING
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>>27401262
Oh absolutely I eat plenty of protien. My point was more that I'm steering clear of red meats and stuff. Basically the way I see it when on a cut is get your Protein get your veggies and drink plenty of water. If you don't go ham on carbs, and as long as you don't eat retarded portions and/or abstain from working out, losing weight is pretty easy.
I eat an apple or a banana and a couple eggs every morning.
A salad with greek yogurt for lunch.
A cliff bar or something in the afternoon if I worked out real hard that morning and feel like I need it.
And a vegetarian meal for dinner (usually)
I've been at it for 3 weeks and have lost about 10 lbs of blub.
I was 200 aiming for ~175
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>have ibs
happy birthday -life
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>>27401342
HANG ON ANON HERE IS SOME MORE
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>>27401382
oh god wtf how is that butt possible on such a skinny girl
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>>27400002
Damn, she doesn't deserve that.
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>>27401379
sounds like you have the right idea. the mechanics of losing weight are pretty simple, consistency is key obviously. good luck reaching your D R E A M
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>normal is believing delusions created by people who were too frightened by the reality of death
Sure
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>>27399993
Aww that cat is so cute. Shame about the circumstances.
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>>27401442
ty gl to you too webm anon
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>>27400412
>tfw 20 in 2 months
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>>27399993
Dude you look pretty normal. Go out get friends and get laid. Compared to many of the losers I laugh at here you look ok.
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>>27401496
After 20 the years start going by real fast. Get the fuck out of your house before it's too late. Get out of here already.
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>>27401536
I'm probably just going to end up jumping off of a bridge or something. My parents are going to die someday and I don't even have a GED.
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>>27400897
it's just amazon clothing pics lad
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>>27401563
If you're serious then get out of the house anyway, don't spend the rest of your time here, hating everyone and everything. Go for a FUCKING WALK IN THE WOODS or something.
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>>27401536
It's true, I just turned 22 and I feel like it was just my 21st birthday.
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>>27401230
It's not bubbaloo mate it's sonho de valsa
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>>27400289
To be fair Dale is 17. There's still hope for him
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>>27399908
The "It gets better" campaign was only aimed at LGBT, not at Aspies/robots.
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>>27401442
I want to ride that pooper
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it's good to know there's people with lives just as shitty as mine (hell, atleast I'm in college).
also, what's the deal with depressing brazilian birthday pics? I have some, but my normie friends look so happy in theirs.
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>>27400049
friendly reminder being old doesn't magically make you stop being a fucking normie

this old faggot decides he wants to attention whore, not sharing his wife's love only with himself with the picture turned toward him only, he's putting it out there in hopes of getting free meal

not to mention
>having wife and/or gf ever
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>>27401679

...if only robots had their own activist organization that could control the media and court sytem
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>>27401739
>senility isn't a thing
>People don't change as they grow older
>Having a broken heart is a meme
Bro..just no.
You're more of a pathetic robot than him. Was that your point? Congrats.
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>>27400737
Yes you can.
See >>27400632
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>>27401586
You'd be weird if this didn't turn you on. Or gay.
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>Tfw turned 20 a couple weeks ago and took pictures like this
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>>27400699
That's when you rewrite your will and leave them out of it completely if they are even still in it at all.
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>>27401586
no you're just fine b u d d y
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>>27401806

pls post and share
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I don't do it consciously. It's so hard to give up.
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>>27401806
19 in two months and expecting it too. I look sadder every year.
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Why do you wank stains think that these are sad pictures?

People don't party hard and shit literally right at their literal birthday.

Most of the time they end up being weekdays and you don't even have time for anything but having 2-3 family members over to enjoy a small cake. It's extra easy if you live with them (e.g. your parents).

Then, you celebrate at whatever date is easier such as the weekend.

Is this the proof that you guys aren't really kidding and that NEETs really don't even know that people have school/college/work during the weeks?
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>>27401739
pls no bully anon. he did nothing wrong
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>>27401751
Well, at least we have ASAN http://autisticadvocacy.org/
to help fight back against "Autism $peaks" and their bigoted and greedy ways.

Although, it would be nice if there was an organization for robots that could influence the media.

It would also be nice if ASAN had more power.
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>>27401822
Nice dubs, but I'm ugly and don't really feel the need to be insulted today.
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I'm 22.Every year my parents throw me a party and it's not sad at all. They do the same thing for their independent children (who are in their 30's), and we all get a huge kick out of having a "kid's party" because we're fucking adults who don't need to get smashed to have fun. I like getting smashed. I just don't want to sacrifice my awesome family birthday to do it. I can get smashed anytime. I only get a holiday-teir meal and a kickass cake on my birthday.

And seriously, what makes some of these pictures so sad is the mom's poor cake skills.
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>>27399993
The remote control lying on the table says it all.
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>>27401861
this is true. some of my friends feel that you have to be partying at all times to be enjoying life. it's ok to enjoy quiet moments.
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>>27401806
I'm SOO glad that no one took any pictures at my Birthday "parties" since I was a child.
Also, my 20th Bday was by far my most depressing because my Grandpa died the day before my birthday and I found out the night before my birthday.

Then on my birthday my aunt and my cousin came over and walked int my room and literally tried to drag me out of bed.
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>>27401956
My 21st birthday was literally me crying in the fetal position on the couch in front of my mother before she went to work, then I ate an ice cream cake by myself.
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>>27401925
>This
Also the lack of caring by some of the family members such as >>27399923
or the complete awkwardness of some of the parties such as >>27400612
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>>27401916
this may sound patronizing but you're probably better looking than you give yourself credit for
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>>27401941
I grew out of that mentaility after my first year of college. My friends did not. Guess who has a good job and who is unemployed?
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>>27402000
After I found out my Grandpa had just died, I went to my room, opened and read the birthday card he had sent me earlier that week (I was saving it for the day of my birthday), and cried.
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>>27400378
>that's an 8/10 "twink"

You don't have patrician taste in women dude. You're honestly just a faggot.
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>>27399955
honestly independant but alone would be pure comfy teir for me.
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>>27402018
I feel you man. I have a good buddy who until he recently checked into a rehab clinic, would literally drink 4-5 times a week to the point that he would blow through a whole 2 weeks of sick leave by April. guy mostly drank at bars and spent over $20k in three years of this lifestyle and was in horrible health.

nice guy but he feels you can only have fun while you're drinking. he's so alone that my wife and I often have him over for dinner so he doesn't drink by himself
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>>27402015
Women in wet suits is a real turn on for me. I don't even live near an ocean unfortunately.
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>>27400492
>saving websm of models turning around in clothing
Do you masturbate to fashion runway shows on tv too?
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Luckily my birthday is RIGHT before college finals so I don't do anything special and live alone. I visit my parents during breaks though and we always go out to eat a nice steak or something, after finals being specifically a late birthday thing.

Haven't had a birthday with friends on any year that I can remember since I was little.

The worst part about most of these pictures is the absolutely depressing environments, where the houses look like houses that are literally 60+ years old since their construction, with china in faded wood display furniture and grandma-tier curtains.

I am one autistic antisocial fuck who spends my entire school breaks at my parents house but it doesn't feel remotely pathetic when I look at some of these
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>>27402111
I'll post more of those then haha

>>27402115
I haven't even jerked to these to be honest. I only downloaded them so i could share them with you guys
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>>27402115
I fapped to a victoria's secret catalog numerous times when I was like 12
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>>27402111
>>27402147
phew, this one is just under 2MB
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>>27400519
I'm at that 24-26 mark and I can confirm this is 100% true.
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>>27402111
this one is kind of similar. i am taking requests btw. use your I M A G I N A T I O N
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Too bad those are shit-tier "wetsuits"
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I'm turning 22 next month. HKV, abandoned dreams of any sort of love or relationship; college dropout, currently a NEET with no skills (including social skills). Heavily depressed for about three years.

It never gets better. Lose your hope.
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>>27400422
>expects normal things from normal looking girls
Oh anon where have you been
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>>27402212
It's like a second skin
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>>27400422
Honestly she looks like the bitchy feminist lesbians you find around Portland, OR.
Come here and you'll find some. You've been warned.
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>>27402323
what's wrong with these suits?
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>>27402208
my sister was in those dance classes like ballet, jazz, tap, and "hiphop". i'd borrow her dancewear magazines that you buy those clothes from and jerk for hours. felt good man
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>>27400289
Top kek!
>dale
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>>27400835
all his friends are probably dead already, he doesn't belong here
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>>27402393

They're cheap surfer suits of low quality. Fine if you want a full-body rashguard and a little warmth but they won't last as long as a higher quality one and aren't really good for anything but warm-water stuff.
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>>27400597
this looks pretty tasty to be quite frankly honest
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>>27402602
Which ones do you recommend? Are you a surfer bro or a diver?
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>>27402602
that's fair. i dont know anything about high quality wetsuits. i only know what these videos do to my willy
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>>27400002
>>27401429
These are probably her grandparents, and it just a small celebration with her family before she's out with her friends.

I wouldn't know.
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>>27402625

Diver. I wear a 1-2 mm skin for shallow dives. Something like the pics is fine for that, I just like more reinforcement, and I'll pay more for better stitching/gluing. I have a bunch, from no name crap to overpriced dive gear company stuff.

My deep water/colder water suit is a semi-dry suit: a wetsuit with extra neoprene gaskets around the openings so there's less water flow than a traditional wetsuit. Its 5-6mm I think. I've never really needed more than that diving in warm places, even on >100 ft dives. If there's a nasty thermocline I might wear a vest/hood. But generally thermoclines are refreshing as fuck. My semi-dry is from oceanic.
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>The last thing I'm holding out for in life is two months away
>after that I'm free to die

can't wait
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>>27400415
You can see her fucking smiling. Heartless cunt.
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>>27402901
i hope it's something fun. good luck pal
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>>27402908

Maybe she's smiling because she thinks it's super sweet.
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>>27401596
>autism.jpg
That bitch can't spell for shit
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>>27403530
That's not Autism you ignorant piece of shit.
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>>27399908
I'm 20 this year and this hit me hard.

No friends
Kissless virgin
Never had a job
Depressed

I relate to many anons in here.
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>>27400204
hes literally in one of the most popular boybands ever now
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>>27399908
Please dont ruin my hope anon. Im trying so hard to keep on to it because if i killed myself my family would feel atleast a little guilt and i dont want to burden them with it or to pay to do whatever to my body. Please dont take the only thing i have left.
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>>27402990
anon. can you please tell me where to download these.

they make me feel less loney.
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>>27399908
>Birthday in 2 days
>see this thread
That's hurt..
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trying to find my own flat so I can abuse alcohol drugs for a few months before I finally kill myself.
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>>27403941
sure thing.

>>>/gif/8291708

here is the link to the thread. the dl link is towards the bottom of the thread. have a nice day
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>>27403941
>they make me feel less loney.
Please sincerely look into what options are available to you for committing suicide.
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>>27403971
If I could find a nice part time job, I'd probably get a flat too...
At least I'd be able to survive without being a disappointment to my mum...
I'd fuckin go anywhere...
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>>27403941
>they make me feel less loney.
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>>27403999
that is pretty rude, man. keep these bad vibes to urself pls
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>>27400342
?????? new windows iphone whodis?
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>>27404044
dang, that is a creepy-ass picture. this makes me feel uncomfortable lol
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>>27404039
I'm unfit for work since I got bpd,depression and huge anxiety issues which makes me get autismbux.
Just trying to find the smallest,most cheap social housing flat.
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I was in the same pit, but I picked up a good job and future prospects are good, and I'm a lot fitter with my lifting.

Probably helps that I have never felt that feel when no gf.
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>>27404154
I wish I could get bux for my depression too... That's why I said "a nice part-time job"... I'm kind of in a good phase right now, I wish I could capitalise on that and get the Hell out of this suffocating environment.
How much do you get anon senpai ?
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What a wonderful world

Select all images with flowers.
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>>27399908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNFjLzVKVdk
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>>27399993
That's a pretty dope cabinet you got there.
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>>27404215
I thought it would get better for me.
I tried to redo highschool since I dropped out of it due my depression,I was forcing myself as hard as I could to just keep on going and hoping shit would get better. After a year I just broke down and now its all getting into an even worse situation.
I get 350euro per month,which I only have to spend on electricity,food and shit. The rent is gettin paid by the goverment.
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>>27403945
Me too. Was hoping to downplay it as much as possible, but now I have to deal with Easter at the same time. Save me, Jesus.
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>>27404479
Jesus made Easter possible for your family... isn't that enough?
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>>27404413
That's harsh... Aren't there any way to act on the reasons of your depression ? Not saying it's easy, but well... Might be more useful than just going to highschool...
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>>27404606
Been in theraphy for about 2 years.
I even fell for the anti depressant and anti psychotics meme which fried my brain even more.
My doctor wants to get me into a mental ward but since I never told hgim about my selfharming and suicidal tendenzcies he cant do shit without me agreeing to it.
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>>27404665

tell me about the anti depressant... I'm thinking of going in for one soon
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