What's the most embarrassing thing you've been caught doing?
Masturbating my penis.
masturbating my penis
by my sister
didn't go down like any creepy fantasy though, she walked in to ask me for something, I told her to leave, she left quickly and we never talked about it ever again
>>27399341
My dad walked in one me masturbating right before we were going to church...
Freshman year, my roommate walked in on me masturbating with an R-20 onahole, with some guro loli hentai involving mental incapacitation through asphyxiation by hanging.
He requested a room change, and told many people about it. It is now my senior year, and somehow Freshmen are still aware of this. It's pretty fucking embarrassing to have people refuse to sit next to you in a college of 50,000 students.
Am I the only one here who hasn't been caught masturbating?
Just lock your door.
>>27399914
Obviously we never had a lock on our fucking door.
My parents were assholes who didn't want to accept that I'd be jacking off. My mom still barges in my room without a word (yes I live with my parents I'm fucking 18).
>>27399914
it was way years ago, and I didn't have a lock back then
>>27399874
link to the doujin please
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>>27399341
What is going on in this image?
>>27399874
Was it the Sasori one?
>>27399341
>hey anon, have you seen the sna-
>quickly wrap all the covers over me
> . . .
>just put her back when you're done
>closes the door
Most embarrassing moment of my life. I just wanted to cuddle with herand feel what slithering is like
>>27399914
never been caught, I got so good at detecting the vibrations running through the floor when my parents walked up the stairs to where my room was that I never needed a lock. I could alt-tab, pull my pants up, and hide the cum rags in about 5 seconds, I was that good.
>>27399971
>https://hitomi.la/galleries/903949.html
>>27400080so what was it like?
>>27400018
No, this was way back, and that Satori one just came up.
All I remember was that it featured original characters and reminded me of a poor knockoff of Rustle.
Sorry.
>Dad walks in on me looking at bestiality hentai
Kill me. Just fucking kill me.
>>27400275
DAAAAAARRRLLINNGG
>>27399341
wtf is happening in this pic
DP masturbation. First vibrator broke so when i got the second i thought I'd give DP a shot at least once and stick the broken one up my bum and the new one in my cunt. I thought my dad went to bed already and I guess he heard "a strange rumbling" and just opened my door to ask when he saw EVERYTHING.
Needless to say we didn't talk much for the following couple of days.
>>27400227
>me looking at this
>look behind
>door is opened
shit i almost got caught
>>27400341
Yes, Earl, my dear?i dun geddit
>>27400275Like if boobs had extremely small and numerous finger like muscles at their edges. The belly is so smooth and soft, but then in certain places you can feel these tiny centipede finger like muscles rolling outwards from the bends in the body and ever so slightly clinging to you- I . . . I can't even begin to explain it properly.
It was amazing..
worst thing was a handyman stepping on my onahole which i forgot to hide
>>27400313
kek
how did he react?
>>27399914
>lock my door
>"What are you doing, anon?"
>>27400945
He yelled at me obviously
>>27401036
LOCKING MY DOOR YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I mean, do you really need to point out the obvious?
farted really loud during a wrestling match in high school. my opponent laughed and said "it happens".