You are only allowed to post in this thread if you have at least as cringy hobbies as me:
>making your tea from wild herbs
>dumbsterdiving
>vaping
I know I'm disgusting person but when the "I want to fucking end myself" facade stopped and it was replaced with hardon apathy and nihilism I don't even care anymore. Altough I'm pretty sure this whole thread I'm making is just a fucking way to attentionwhore so I'm not sure even if I care or not anymore.
tl;dr I'm better than you.
>>27398490
>dumbsterdiving
I want to get into this, how do I start?
Your obvious superiority is making me horny
Wanna kiss?
>collecting marching band vinyl albums
>collecting rare talk radio programs from the 1980s
>darts
>making your tea from wild herbs
This is literally god tier fuck you
>>27398508
Get in there and dive. Think about what you want and how much you can carry.
Here have a free map. I use it for finding good food.
http://www.fallingfruit.org/dumpsters
>>27398511
World is not ready for our love.
>>27398530
A-a-anon... I... *kyah* want your.....d-d-ic.... NOW!
>>27398508
It took me a while but I even found a fucking book for you about this subject.
It's more of a fun read than a useful one.
https://u.pomf.is/whjqmm.pdf
God damn anons give me your weird hobbies. I'm only buzzed and I don't feel like playing some vidya.
>>27398490
>vaping
pic related
it's you
>>27398976
I'm too hungry skellingtong to pull that off.
>anime
I guess I win, huh?
>>27399124
Anime hardly counts as a hobby. It's more like sitting while being comatose in front of computer.
Also:
>anime forum
>need the need to say that you watch anime
>>27399156
I think your definition of 'hobby' is arbitrary and self-serving.
Have wild nettles growing on property. Going to make tea later today. Then maybe let's fuck, op
>people not finding nobility in dumpsterdiving
you're out of sync with nature. we humans are natural scavengers. there's grace to be had in making the most of what your environment has to offer.
i take no shame in embracing my hunter-gatherer heritage
>>27398490
My hobbies are:
>fingerboarding
>crystal collecting
>playing Trials Evolution (never any other video games)
Are my hobbies autistic or auspicious? Cast your votes now
>>27399171
Maybe I don't know. It just feels absurd. Like how many people say that their hobby is watching tv. I guess you could say that in ironical tone but.. you know.. It just doens't fit to my head properly. Maybe if you went to cons etc. and did something physical it would feel right to me.
>>27399189
I love you. Just saying it.
>>27398490
You sound like a regular conceited, alternative normalfag. I bet you kiss girls, faggot
>>27399189
Tell me great dumpster diver, what do you do with used up coffee filters, with the coffee still in them?
>>27399219
auspiciously autistic
or perhaps autistically auspicious
either way I know we're in for a spooky ride
I take traditional folk songs and play with them until they're more original, changing lyrics and chords and the melody and stuff. They're probably not very good, but it passes the time.
>>27400119
>I take traditional folk songs and play with them until they're more original, changing lyrics and chords and the melody and stuff
so you basically write a completely new song?
faggot
>>27400638
I don't know, I guess you could say that. You can still tell it's the same song though. Pretty much all folk musicians do the same thing, it's all borderline plagiarism. Everything's public domain though, so no one cares and they can sell as many records as they like.
>/po/
>/toy/
>/3/ (embarrassingly bad at it tho)
>making your tea from wild herbs
That sounds fun as fuck and might get you hipster pussy. Doesn't sound cringeworthy at all.
Mine are
>programming (even though I do it for a living too)
>imageboarding (it becomes a hobby when you spend time on your "/b/ folder")
>>27398490
I paint miniatures
but wait, it's worse than that
I am shit at it too despite trying to get better
>>27398490
>vaping
>quilting
>making Chinese food
>collecting stamps
>>27399298
they make a good hat to protect from the rains and are invaluable come wintertime.
im trying to get into collecting romancing comic books from the 60s. only have one so far. its just theyre hard to find in good shape and they are expensive when they come up.
>Collecting pin badges
>Combat flight simming
>Night walking/driving
>Occasional dumpster diving
As say, I occasional dumpster dive but have yet to find anything that's decent. There is this shop in my home town which likes to throw out shit like old books and other bric-a-brac that I like to check out once in a while.
>>27401125
Is it wrong that I enjoy running on long, forested bikes trails from dusk till twilight/dark for about 2 or 3 miles?
Also...
>atheism (thinking it was mega-euphoric and cool)
>Paintball/airsoft when I was in middle school
>Shit anime
>Fantasizing way too much about Touhous.
>>27401233
>>Is it wrong that I enjoy running on long, forested bikes trails from dusk till twilight/dark for about 2 or 3 miles?
If it makes you happy then continue doing it and fuck anyone who says different.
>>27401233
>atheism
How is this an hobby?
