What are femanons planning to do this Easter Weekend?
Apart from fantasize about rape.
>>27397485
stay at home and play vidya and watch anime probably.
Sunday I'm supposed to have family over, but I hate all of them with a strong passion. wish me luck, anons!
>>27397515
>but I hate all of them with a strong passion
Edgy.
>>27397515
>wish me luck, anons!
Only if you be my gf
>>27397485
>starting a femanon thread with a picture of an attractive slut
Triggered
Eat shit, watch retsupurae, and compulsively check on my virtual cats.
>>27397677
>virtual cats
explain
>>27397695
Neko Atsume
It's a mobile "game"
You have a little yard and you lure cats to the yard with food and toys.
>>27397730
>a game where you kidnap stray animals
That's messed up femanon, you should get help :^)
>>27397485
I wanna have sex with one of my booty calls
Maybe go out to dinner
>>27397751
Ok
okblox
>>27397768
Get the fuck out normaltrash
Go be happy on /soc/
>>27397485
>tfw no femanon to put in bondage gear and torture
>>27397769
>blox postingreported
>>27397804
>announcing that you reported a post
What are you, some kind of stray animal?
>>27397730
Just get Viva Pinata and play that instead. It's similar to what you're playing and probably better.
>>27397830
>What are you, some kind of stray animal?yes
>>27397768
Do you not think you disgrace yourself when you have sex with "booty calls"?
I thought women wanted more than just being used like a whore.
>>27397834
I've always wondered about those games actually, which one would you suggest Iemulate?
Also Neko Atsume isn't really a game so much as it is a reason to own a phone.
>>27397880
This right here
I want answers
>>27397848
<<< Reddit is that way
You furry fuck.
>>27397485
Oh fuck that's hot.
Just walking around the apt. In something hot. Maybe fuck myself later.
Playing with my puppers. She's my lil buddy. Goes everywhere with me.
>>27397917
lewd
>>>/d/
>>27397900
I've only played the first one so I can't vouch for the others but it was good. I think the second one just improves on the first but just start with the first one anyway I guess. I guess it wouldn't matter, there isn't really a story to it. You just do the shit.
>>27397848Do you prefer Frisky Bits or Ritzy Bits?
>>27397927
Why do you look like a little boy?
>>27397927
>reverse traps on MY /r9k/?
postcute feet
>>27397943only delicious human food
>>27397485
>go to work
>go to ornithology class
>contemplate suicide
>>27397515
What do you play, I wanna know
>>27397937
Well alright, thanks fampai.
This shit looks cute.
>>27397980
why would you want to learn about birds?
>>27398007
Enjoy my friend. You'll probably need to start looking shit up eventually, the requirements to lure in some of the pinatas get pretty complex.
>>27398022
Maybe she's learning about qt penguins anon
Sleep and stay home all day
>>27398041
Fembot that's no good
You should go watch a movie
>>27398035
penguins are shite m8. truly dreadful creatures.
>>27398061
That's not true anon
Go be a bully somewhere else
>>27397933
And what? You're not lewd?
>>27398087
2lewd4me
I can't handle it anon
>>27398086
ok, sorry if i hurt you
>>27397485
Read as many books as I can, since I'm off work.
>>27397927
Wait, is that you K?
>>27398060
I don't have anyone to go with and most movies are shit anyway.
>>27397927
You're cute, your pupper is cute.
>>27398117
i'll take you if you buy me dinner
>>27397911
Maybe if my dad had been there for me when I was a little girl I wouldn't be like this, meh.
>>27398104
lt's aIright anon
>>27398101
What can you handle?
>>27398132
Deal
Original post
>drink ale
>play Amiga 500
>read Francois Laruelle
>contemplate suicide
>>27398157
welp, ok then, where you at?
>>27398149
>What can you handle?not muchi'm too nervous to handle anything
>>27397956
I just have short hair I don't know
>>27398185
reminds me of Daria
Stay in and continue to play shitty Neptunia games.
>>27398185
cutefeet pls
>>27398172
You poor thing... I'm sure you can handle yourself. I hope you have a good Easter.
>>27398171
Buckeye state. You?
>>27398214
you're nice lewdbot
even if you're 2lewdd-do you have steam?
>>27398225
new york,but i'm not him
>>27398225
UK, in the fens, when i buy my plane ticket i'll let you know. We're having dinner in my neck of the woods so start saving up.
>>27398113
No
>>27398125
Haha ty
>>27398232
Do I have a steam? No, I'm sorry, anon. I'm waiting to get a computer on Easter and even then idk if I'll ever on steam.
>>27398285
Ohwhat about kik?
>>27398251
I'm going to NY in May
>>27398255
>buying a plane ticket just for dinner at some shitty Midwestern state
Why even bother?
>>27397485
I think I'm gonna get some pizza via tinder and then voice very strong opinions on topics I don't know anything about. Probably gonna stream some LoL tomorrow, people love to watch me stand around in mid lane bronze.
>>27398307
>I'm going to NY in May
just in time for my birthday :^)
>>27398307
I think you misunderstood, we are having dinner in my town, not some shitty midwestern state.
>>27398302
No, kept getting dick pics so I deleted it. I just wanted to make friends. It's ok anon.
>>27398353
What you want as a gift, anon? Nothing too expensive because I'm poor :(.
>>27398387
I don't really like getting presents
>>27398381
>zippers wedged in the crack
That looks awfully uncomfortable.
>>27398022
I wanna be a bird surgeon
>>27398381e-email maybe?
>>27398395
You can have the gift of laughter. >>27398360
Are you buying me a ticket or
Any femanons with low self-esteem who like being sexually degraded ITT?
>>27397730
How come when we do that with little girls we are pedos but when women do that with cats it's not animal abuse?
>>27398459
>You can have the gift of laughter.
Why do you look weird :3c
>>27398397
It helps when you have the Hitachi.
>>27398421
Sneakylayers41@gmail
>>27398185
>>27397927
>mfw thirsty ass retards actually compliment this 2/10 attention whore
my fucking sides hahahah wtf has this place become...
>>27398472
There's a game where you watch little girls play in your back yard?link?
>>27398507
r 0 0 d
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0
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She's a qt
>>27398492
>weird
Sweet way of saying ugly :)
>>27398461
>tfw no depressed, chubby nerd gf who's into drawing, anime, and shitty video games
>>27398501s-sent familame
>>27398501
Why'd you give me a fake email?
>>27398536
i wouldn't even look at her if she was near me you must be thirsty and ugly af
>>27398609
lt's not my fault you have shit taste anon
>>27398501
is it common for girls to have a latex fetish
because subgirls in latex is my fetish
am I in luck with not having an obscure one or what
>>27398638
she is hideous and you are just trying to fool yourself at this point, no normal guy would find her attractive, this is why she resorts to attention whoring here, she can't even get beta orbiters IRL like every other average girl out there
it's pretty safe to say you are the shit taster here
>goddessanon thread
Why do femanons have tattoos?
>>27398828
because they're all trash?
>>27398828
I'm scared of needles, I can't get one ;_;
>>27398866
That's a good thing if you don't have one.
>>27398828
I don't have one either. Don't want one. Tattoos are so conformist now
>>27398925
Tfw pure, no piercing (except earrings which don't count) no tattoos
>tfw people think im a religious conservative because of thisJokes on them I'm a faggot
>>27398866
Don't
Tattoos are fucking garbage
Nothing.
Sleep and continue being a waste of life.
>>27398990
>tfw religious conservative with "pure" dyke friend
She's pretty cool
>>27399022
https://youtu.be/jieN2Hp5hS4
>>27399022
Same, not a dyke but do you want to be losers together?
>>27397485
Go to a birthday party and spend Easter with my family
>>27398990
>Jokes on them I'm a faggot
Bullshit. You want a man deep down.
>>27399054
Boybot here, I want to be losers together with you.
>>27399276
>I want to be a man deep down you mean
>jerk off to titties
>have vaginismus so can't even take a dick anyway
>>27399731
I also want to be a man but my face looks too feminine
>all this thirst
2D or go home
>>27399853
>>27399731
be my reverse trap gfi'll let you dom
>>27399731
>vaginismus
Sounds slimy.
>>27399885
2D ghost gf masterrace
>>27399935
Not really it just means my vagina is so small and tight that I can't even use tampons and a finger inside feels like I'm being stabbed in the cunt. It's like any contact with that area causes me to have a vaginal Charlie horse
>omw home now
>picking up groceries
>bf having guys over to do board gaming
>making apps for them and beer brats for dinner
>set pot roast for Saturday night
>GOT marathon unroll I fall asleep
>continue marathon saturday, build rest of lego fort, get blazed and have amazing pot roast
>Sunday set out hidden Easter basket for bf and make breakfast
>blaze, build, clean then make awesome frittata for dinner crash out and get up at ass 0 clock Monday
>>27397485
workout, feel sad, study, play vidya
I'll try to go to the mall for cute clothes If I don't feel too shitty
>>27400051
>bf
FUCK YOU
GET THE FUCK OUT WHORE
>>27400048
That's harsh. Can you at least schlick and doanal?
>>27400059
Which guy are you working out for?
>>27400072
Been here longer than you cunt
>>27400090
No on anal, yes on shlick
>though I'm partial to the good ol Hitachi
>>27400117
for me so I can feel good in my own body, and maybe someone else will think I'm decent enough to fuck
>>27400121
KiII yourseIf roastie skank
Get the fuck off my board redditor "oldfag XD"
>>27400155
Post body and I'll r8
>>27400128
Masturbation is all you need. Is it at all like phimosis where you can at least do stretching exercises?'cos I'll help you stretch it out bby.
>>27400247
Yeah I'm going to a phys therapist and I basically have specialised ab and kegel exercises to do
Pic related, the biggest I can possibly fit, and even then it hurts even when fully aroused
>>27400374
Your hand is cute
Post the other side
>>27400374
If you ever decide to have children some day, you'll need that physiotherapy. Imagine the damage a natural birth would do. Holy shit.
>>27400374
u wanna tinychat and cam? not talking about doing anything sexual, just wish girls would talk to me = - [
>>27400575
holy fucking shit. i am leaving r9k forever because of this post. i cant be around people like this
>>27400591
>when tf did r9k require a minimum amount of text
>>27398200
thems fightin words
>>27400661
The robot has been back for ages. Where have you been?
>>27400374
gf has this :(
She tries really hard, but it fuckin hurts for her. Kind of kills off all sex stuffs :(
>>27400883
>So sad :( :( :( :(
Fuck off normie nobody care you degenerates can't fuck
>>>/adv/
>>27400883
>complaining about having a gf and having sex
Remove normie.
>>27400899
ree ree why is this normie meme still a thing
>>27401019
Kill yourself you oblivious fuck
Go whine about your non-existent problems elsewhere
>>27401035
this place really has become the next b shithole
>>27397485
that girl looks just like a girl I used to know
shit
>>27397485
>Apart from fantasize about rape.
BTW there is no such thing as a femanon. There are no females on r9k. Females are not welcome here.
>>27400207
There's obese girls getting fucked, I'll kill myself
>>27401306
If only you weren't a recluse and were into shit like rape and abuse, you'd make a good gf.
>>27401306
be my gf now qt
>>27400407
>fake nails since I bit the real ones off
>weird rash on my hand
>>27400575
You'll get attached and become an orbiter and it'll suck for both of us probably
>>27401345
>>27401375
That's bait my friends. The thirst is real here.
>>27401422
Post other hand
Yours are nice :3
>>27401306
Stacy body with kinda gross tits. A real shame desu
>>27401306
>There's obese girls getting fucked, I'll kill myself
Post location/contact info.
>>27401422
how old are your hands?
>>27401375
Wish I could but I know you live far away from me. Everyone that thinks I'm ok does. No one irl talks or looks at me, not even ugly guys. I thought that the all the girls get laid meme was true
>>27401306
pretty cute, solid 7/10
tfw no fembot gf to watch patrician animu with this weekend
>>27401533
pls be in chile
>>27401533
east coast usa plox
>>27401533
u wanna cam?
Be exhausted even though I'm capable of getting more rest.
Wish I was dead. Cry a bit.
Wish I had attention but not getting any.
Disgusting female feels
>>27401618
Please let me give you lots attention and adoration.
>>27401452
I'm grossed out by my fat (which I'm working on) I don't give a fuck about my tits, can't change them, they'll always be fist sized hanging potatoes
>>27401533
>implying I'm not desperate enough to ldr
anon pls
>>27401572
Pls don't be in sweden
>>27399853
>>27399853
NO
NO YOU DON'T
YOU HAVE LIFE ON EASY MODE AND YOU JUST WANT TO THROW IT ALL AWAY?
FUCK
YOU
>>27401306
FUCK FUCK OFF. THIS IS NOT /SOC/
IF i fucking find you Im gona rape you you degnerate slut.
Why do you girls keep coming here. How may fucking times do we have to say get lost?
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE, THIS IS NOT /SOC/. It says so in the rules.
Why do cunts continually go ahead and prove you are all low tier whores who cant function without validation? Why would you think that would make us respect you further more consider letting you into this place?
I really hope someone rapes you one day, it would be the only way an ugly small titted cunt like you would get any.
>>27401625
Anon plz, I don't deserve attention or adoration
>>27401533
Why don't you let a guy get you pregnant then you can have a qt baby to look after.
>>27401665
I don't have money, and I'm going to kill myself, is it worth it?
>>27401749
>Anon plz, I don't deserve attention or adoration
That's why I want to give it to you.
>>27401695
Swedish girls are known for loving black and brown cock though.
>>27401762
>is it worth it?
yes
>>27401762
If you're serious about killing yourself I can buy you a one-way ticket to see me so we can fuck before you die.
>>27401789
>Swedish girls are known for loving black and brown cock though.
what does that have to do with anything
>>27401779
but why?
origattoni
>>27401815
You Swedish girls are sluts.
>>27401439
It looks the same but mirrored my friend
>>27401524
19, but like I said, my hands are fucked up, I think it might be eczema rashes
>>27401873
>It looks the same but mirrored my friend
still pls post it
>>27401853
Because I want to make a girl happy, and if she thinks she doesn't deserve such things I want to prove her wrong.
>>27401871
I doubt there are any Swedish girls in this thread.
>>27398572
Is that a fetish
> d-do you think girls are into that too
>>27401924
This sounds so suspicious coming from r9k anon. R u one of those gf hungry boys?
>>27401964
I'm a grill and I like tummies
>>27401761
absolutely no one talks to me irl (for the past 5 years, except mom and dad)
how is someone even going to get me pregnant.
>>27401853
everyone deserves something or someone that makes them happy
Stay at home and self loathe.
>>27402005
For me to be interested in you any further, you need to answer these questions:
Do you prefer white men?
Do you think we need to deal with the problem of immigration?
What are your hobbies?
>>27402041
Fuck off /poI/
>>27402041
wow, you win the autism award. i cringed so hard
>>27401762
I'll still do it
post a throwaway
>>27401551
I'm a 4 at best, that's why I'm not getting fucked
Fembots, not trying to >trigger you here, but I honestly and genuinely empathize with the pain that women have to go through as they get older. Seeing actresses I thought were cute when I was young in their mid-late 30s/40s makes me sad.
How do women even cope with that?
>>27401898
Er...okayis this some wacky fetish
>>27402060
Non-Whites get the FUCK out of /r9k/. You aren't welcome here or on 4chan, terrorist chink niggers.
>>27402112
it's why females drown themselves in makeup and plastic surgery so they can appear to be youthful again.
>>27402129
I'm white
/pol/ you are the niggers everyone hates
Fuck off
>>27397485
Go to service and then watch Shiki after
>>27397485
>planning to do this Easter Weekend?
gettin jiggy wit it
>>27402123
>is this some wacky fetish
No
You just have cute hands :3nice ring
>>27402143
>/pol/ you are the niggers everyone hates
Most white people have /pol/ views, white liberals are the minority. Deal with it.
>>27402112
I know it's hard for a stupid, low IQ male like you to understand the important things in life, but here is a shocking, new revelation that hopefully doesn't make you want to kill yourself:Not everyone values physical appearance as much as you do.Some people take pride in things that are not shallow, superficial and governed by "muhh dick" like starting families and raising kids.Not everyone is a vapid airhead like yourself. Consider committing suicide to rid society of yet another toxic influence.
>She still hasn't come online
>It's been 4 days
It's over isn't it /r9k/?
Somebody please just fuck my shit up
>>27402202
No one gives a shit, tranny. End your life. You'll never find a real woman to manipulate into loving your mentally ill diseased male ass.
>>27402185
That's not a "/pol/" view stormnigger
Go ruin another thread with your autism
>hey look at my ebin charts guyize XD
>I'm gonna redpill the sheeple *tips*
>>27402202
Did you really see pictures of her? Please tell me everything about her.
>>27402195
>triggered
That's the kindness I get for empathizing with a problem virtually all women face?
Most women are unhappy about the prospect of aging, you're right about having families early to avoid this, but how does that conflict with what I said?
Go look at the woman who played Fleur Delaceur in Harry Potter and look at her now.
>>27402239
Pretty much the only unifying "/pol/ view" is significantly stricter immigration and naturalization policy, dumbass. The rest differs by ideology, see NatSocs vs. Libertarians on national health.
>>27402143
>still thinks /pol/ is its own secular thing
>doesn't realize everything is /pol/
>2010+6
>>27402007
T-that's very nice anon. Thank you.
how do these threads get so many replies
you guys really need to kill yourselves
saged, hidden, reported, email moot, called the police, launched a corporate-backed propaganda campaign, left a poor yelp review
>>27402060
>2016
>pretending that 90% of pol and r9k aren't the same people.
Fuck off tumblr. Take your niggers with you.
>>27402231But she's also mtf please no bully
>>27402250
Yes we exchanged lots of pictures (which I won't be sharing) she's absolutely gorgeous. I thought she liked me back, but I guess not..
>>27402252
Most women actually aren't unhappy with aging at all. They are busy raising kids and grandkids, spending time with their families, having real life experiences that are meaningful and pleasant.
The only women who are unhappy with aging are the women cucked by men like you who can't seem to look past outward appearances even though they're nothing special either. Poor gals.
>>27402082
If you're interested in being my first and last sure
[email protected]
>>27402314
"left a poor yelp review"
that was really cutie
>>27402318
>But she's also mtf please no bully
oh i thought you said she was a girl. never mind then
>>27401717
This anon gets it.
Females are like the niggers of r9k
>spending the night getting drunk and not eating
>>27402343
>The only women who are unhappy with aging are the women cucked by men like you who can't seem to look past outward appearances even though they're nothing special either. Poor gals.
You know absofuckinglutely nothing about my preferences.
Because I point out that most women feel sad about aging, that means I cuck insecure women?
Pretty much mourn the loss of my boyfriend and watch terrible moe animu
>>27402317
No the ten or so autists that feel the need to spam /r9k/ do not make up 90% of it's userbase
>>27402278
>there are "/pol/" views
>Except the only "/pol/" view is something not unique to /pol/
Right now fuck off back their and post your charts
my dads going to start yelling soon because he's drinking and watching sports
i'm scared
>>27402417
>mourn the loss of my boyfriend
Glad he's gone
Now fuck off norman
>>27402446
>you will never protect this fembot and keep her safe
kill me
>>27402421
>Except the only "/pol/" view is something not unique to /pol/
That's irrelevant, I never said it was unique to /pol/.
It's just an unorthodox view (when you consider the vast majority of mainstream political parties are committed to mass immigration) in the context of orthodox politics.
>>27402466
>It's just an unorthodox view
Fuck off yurotrash it is not
>>27402344
sent emaiI anon
>>27402485
Believing you should dial down net inflows to demographically insignificant numbers (e.g. Japan) is an unorthodox view. Both mainstream Republicans and Democrats are committed to things like mass amnesty and huge visa/refugee programs, likewise for Christian Democrat and Social Democrat parties in Europe.
Stop sperging and fuck off back to Plebbit.
>>27402446
Aw. But he loves you.
>>27402417
Story required. Please post.
>>27402286
you're very welcome anon
Pls respond ;~; even mean replies. I'm so alone.
>>27402668
get assfucked
>>27402668
Pizzayou're a qt
>>27402668
go away you attention whore, kill yourself you man-jawed, man-faced, man-nosed attention whore. stop cross dressnig and just die
>>27402668
Do you have a vagina or a penis? Penis is a deal breaker for me
>>27402668
gorgeous girl do you have a fb?
>>27402706
Who would want to do that
>>27402726
Not cute enough..
>>27402737
Thanks mean-kun
>>27402778
I'm sorry, I'm an unlovable vaginaless degenerate
>>27402781
No, I deleted my fb years ago.
>>27402668
Post your tits, slag. If you're going to be an attention whore at least do it right.
>>27402917
post cute babydick and sockies pizza
>>27402917
wanna cam then? or do ya got any other social media. Snapchat or anything else
Guys I'm so alone, please reply, even if mean
ITT: Blatant attention whoring
kys
>>27403014
kill yourself roastie.
ORIGINAL COMMENT ROASTIES GTFO
>>27402957
Is this okay? I'm sorry I'm not a reel womyn senpai. I understand if you hate me..
>>27402993
I'm not in the mood to cam with anyone sorry..
>>27397677
Mattaya is this you?
>>27403249
I thought you were a man HAHAHHAHAHAprobably are
>>27403249
you could clean up in a gay bar for real
This thread is fucking pathetic, everything r9k said about women is true.
>>27403303
A gay bar? Why?
>>27403293
I'm not a man..
>>27403340
Show ur pussy then m8
>>27403340
>I'm not a man
Said the man
>>27403447
>>27402959
As you can see my pussy is a little messed up and kind of sticks out as if it were a penis. Quite odd I know. This probably has something to do with why grills don't wanna date me.
;-;
>>27403522
that is a qt pussy
>>27403337
Well I mean, imagine how much you've gotta fuck up to end up on /r9k/ when you're living on easy-mode? So-called "fembots" are like the worst creatures on Earth.
>>27403522
welp i just deleted my pictures that i just saved
>>27403522
Ever fembot is just a faggot
>>27403522
I no longer know what am I looking at.
>>27403522
Wut state u live faggit I wanna push ur shit in
