>tfw taking a shit at work right now
Literally getting paid to poop.
NEETs will NEVER know this based feel.
>>27397299
>mfw sometimes skip my morning shit just to have one at work
Feels good getting paid two whole pounds for 15 minutes of grunting and sweating goodness
>>27397299
Damn straight leaving class I try to make it last so I can miss all the autistic Jew jargon the jewlords make teachers teach
>>27397299
Ahahahaha I'm gonna tell your boss bud
Mr Shekelstein's gonna chew you up for shitting while on shift!
>work as a window cleaner
>piss in all my customer's gardens marking my territory
>get to climb on their roofs and fuck up their tiles with my boots
>still get all the benefits of robot life when i get home and shitpost for the rest of the day
best of both worlds imo
>>27397358
doing this to safe money on waterbill
