I have been home alone for almost 8 hours and haven't taken a shit since then. After I finished my daily masturbate routine, I went to the toilet to flush down the toilet paper, and suddenly the whole room stinks of shit.
Can r9k solve this riddle?
>>27396954
Either you need to take a shower and haven't taken one yet, or you just sharted
>>27396954
Check your pants, maybe there's skiddies
What the fuck. I poop once a week max. If I pooped every day I would think I was dying.
>>27397138
Good thinking, but I am afraid that it was neither of what you suggested: I indeed haven't showered yet, but I'm not disgusting enough to smell like poop. I do shower daily.
It is not possible that I sharted and here's why: For the last few months I was, for some reason, very paranoid about sharting or pissing myself unknowingly. That's why everytime I have to fart, I make sure that there's no leftovers.
>>27397263
Amigo you should see a doctor.
BABY HAS POO POO BABY BABY BABY
MOMMY CLEAN ME BEFORE ME GET CRAZY
WIPEY WIPEY MOMMY COME WIPEY
CLEAN THE POO POO CLEAN MY DIAPEY
MOMMY HAS GLASS OF WINE FROM BOX
MOMMY BETTER LISTEN WHEN HER BABY TALKS
BABY THROW POO POO ON MOMMY FACE
POOR OL' MOMMY THIS THE SON YOU RAISED
You pooped eight months ago and didn't flush
>>27397316
I have lived this long. I'm convinced you day-poopers are the weirdos.
>haven't left the house in days
>woke up this morning, my hands are muddy
I know why i don't have a gf. I'm disgusting
