>one new text message
>it's from mum
>no new text messages
>have no one to text
your parents still talk to you? fucking normie
>>27394755
>1 new text message
>VZW FREE MSG: Data transport is disconnected because the monthly allowance has been reached.
WHY CAN'T A HUMAN TEXT ME
>>27394789
Dude that one's seriously the fucking worst
>one new text message
>Your Account Balance is: $9.56
>>27394755
>being british
Its been months since my phone rang because of a human being, my inbox is nothing but carrier messages now.
>>27394755
>have no cellphone
>never received any text message
>>27394837
>tfw you look forward to telemarketer calls just so you can vent your frustration at them
Feels good man
>>27394755
>>27394789
>get text
>At&t
>super relived, go back to being /comfy/
>phone starts ringing
>it's a 1-800 number
>it's an out of state number
Fuckin' bill collectors stop giving me false hope
>check phone
>4 unread text messages
>read them
>the texts are from that app that sends you spontaneous texts to make you feel better about yourself
>the last one read "no one has texted you in over a week, try out these meet up places in your area!"
>die a little inside
The warriors path is a solitary one
>get a call
>its my college asking if I've found a job
>mfw I haven't
>tfw wake up to text from oneitis
>>27394917
Why is there cum on that cookie?
>new friend request
>"Unjalab Marquaila Deshurpa"
>0 mutual friends
>get calls like once a week
>VA blood services
>>27394917
Why is there cookie on that cum?
>new text message
>it's your provider reminding you that you're running out of data
>new text
>it's from your lap partner you have a crush on
>>27394755
>wake up
>18 new text messages
>all from mom between midnight and 2am
>goddammit mom, stop drinking so much
>>27395325
That sounds awful senpie
>>27394755
>first message in weeks
>8/10 grill asking help for her homework
I should not fall for this meme, but it motivates me anyways.
>tfw you don't even bother to take your phone outside because you know nobody will call/text you
its at that moment you know you fucked it all up
>text a few people if they have plans for the Easter break
>forget my phone home before going to home
>without phone all day,expect to come home to 3-4 messages
>0 (zero) texts, call or anything else
Guess the fact that I forgot my phone and didn't realise for a few hours says it all
>>27396078
this, I only bring my phone outside so I can listen to music or play stupid phone games
>>27396164
That is the fucking worst
>>27396164
Meant to say going to work lel
>>27396179
yeah, at least I got a (you) though. Thanks
>one new text
>you have used 50% of your monthly usage data
T-thanks...
