How are you doing on Tinder, lads? I'm doing it but I'm scared.
>>27394716
I gave up because they all looked like this.
>>27394781
>utah
here's your problem
You are not gonna get anywhere and it will crush you. Most robots are delusional about their appearance and things like tinder really redpill the shit out of you
>>27394781
And I'm sure you're a 9/10 model, idiot. None of those girls would even give you a second look.
>>27394781
I wish the girls on my tinder looked like that.
In Britbongland literally EVERY fucking girl is some "alternative" cunt with a shitty nose ring.
And they all have some line in their profile along the lines of "if you're not a feminist go away xD"
I'm not even that good looking DESU
>all these girls saying they like video games
>tfw I fall for it
>>27395101
Neither are any of those girls to be very honest desu famalia.
What te fuck do i say?
>>27395493
"Ding-dong infiltrating, lazily, fannies."
I mean, I get alot of matches and I try to keep a conversation going but they never give me anything to work with so it feels like I'm fighting an up hill battle. Either that or they don't fucking reply to me.
But what can you really expect from tinder sluts or women in general.>inb4 "you just scare them off with your autism", I have many women friends in person and have had girlfriends in the past. I'm as normie as it gets
>set up a coffee date with a match for today
>asked her this morning if noon is good for her
>it's 2:30
>no response
Kill me.
>>27395580
you are just not chad. if you were chad they would be working their assess off to impress you
>>27395605
I never claimed to be Chad
>>27395629
I know, I'm just saying, if you were Chad you wouldn't hab to lift a finger
>>27395644
I think it depends alot on the woman, >8's tend to be alot hard to talk to but <7's seem to be easier. I have incredibly high standards and I think that's my issue
>>27395769
Smooth criminal.
How the fuck do I fix my ugliness in order to get matches?
>>27395779
I did actually know it was her. I just tried to be a dick and it actually paid off
>>27395605
nice, some cringe thread material, tnx m8
>>27395797
Didn't* autocorrect can tongue punch my chocolate starfish
I have a hard time believing any of these screenshots belong to robots.
Every time a tinder thread pops up everyone goes from kissless virgin to how effortlessly they can get laid.
>be talking to qt 3.14 for days
>trying to meet up
>keep getting blown off
>still messages me
Am I being catfished? ;_;
>>27395874
>implying the virgins don't post in the virgins threads and ones that can get laid post in the tinder
Do you think like 50 people browse this board?
>>27395922
sounds like it lad
Matched with to girls, one doesn't respond, the other unmatched after two messages.
If you aren' t a male model with a six pack, a car and multiple photos of you partying with your Chad friends, don't bother.
>>27395874
They're still faggots though.
If I could get matches on Tinder I literally would not waste any of my time on here.
Because I have 'swiping you left if I see another Snapchat dog filter'
You know, those stupid dog animations every roastie is putting on her face on Snapchat and in her main tinder pic.
Because in Britain they don't want to date you unless you're a 6'5 non-white green-voting feminist.
>implying I'm normie enough to use tinder
weII what so say now famm?
>>27394716
Only got bots. Waste of time.
>>27396435
"I stole too many hearts"
>>27396345
"Yanking on my johnson while looking at your pretty face ;)"
>reinstalled tinder last week
>figured it'd be a total washout but I'd make the effort because I don't like being lonely
>averaged about one match a day
>meeting a qt asian girl on Sunday for drinks
>meeting a qt white girl at some point, she's just waiting to get the schedule for her new job
>>27394886
In Britbongland too. Barely any "alternative" types, just generic, pretty normie girls for me and they all blend together.I still swipe right though
>>27396435
I stabbed a few guys for trying to defend their girls and their purses
How about I stab you a few times in the puss
y
What goes into a good bio?
>>27396612
"i av a big dick and fancy car"
>>27396612
>>27396641
I'm also over 6 ft and don't live at my parents' house
Just met a super QT finnish girl off tinder, who actually looks worse in her pictures then she does IRL
we go on a couple dates, chemistry is there, and were clearly compatible. later in bed after we have sex and are cuddling, she tells me she's never had a boyfriend, only had sex twice, and she wants to have kids when shes older. i believe her completely because she acts so shy all the time, and her pussy was tighter then anything ive ever fucked before, I came easily in 20 seconds
she has that super casual about everything european vibe, and when she was sucking my dick I asked her if I could put my hand on her head and she told me she likes it like that
im gonna marry this chick bros
thank you based tinder
>>27396435
You already made a thread with this. Fuck off
>>27396703
>lets you put hand on head
Whoa what a super freak
>>27396612
"If you're going to do something at night that you'll regret in the morning, go to sleep late"
And an emoji at the end. It's worked wonders for me.
>robots are making it on tinder
>I've tried and failed
>still alone
>only virgin left on /r9k/
>>27396703
>I came easily in 20 seconds
>asked if I could put my hand on her head
damn look at fucking cassanova over here. stay away from my gf you degenerate freak
>tfw you only get 1 match every 3 weeks and she lives 50 miles away
>>27395769
i always found it easier to hold a conversation with women the better looking they are
Duning-kruger and all, I think the "average" girls tend to have a more inflated ego to compensate being average. That said, obviously this is a generalization and does not apply to everyone.
>>27396022
Do you think this place is a stepping stone out to the real world?
