I just hit E on my weight scale and can't fit into any of my denim jeans. I wear pajamas/sweat pants. I'm balding and my Dad is threatening to kick me out if I don't find a job this Summer.
What do?
Well, you have guaranteed free lodging until summer. Take advantage of it. For the balding- maybe shave your head and apply minox daily to save your follicles until you can get finasteride prescription, or just roll with it like men have since the dawn of time. To lose weight- download a diet app and log your daily caloric intake. Do some cardio to improve your overall fitness.
>I just hit E on my weight scale
That's hilarious, but could you give us an estimate of your weight right now?
>>27394327
snack on a lot of carrots to fill your stomach, don't touch sugary or oily food with a 50 foot pole, just don't buy any
Have you tried barely eating? No you fucking haven't you fat fuck, calories aren't magic.
>>27394435
Was 350 before it went to E
>>27394484
I was just thinking of eating only carrots and chicken noodle soup.
>>27394538
Nope. You're right Captain Obvious.
