OH WHAT THE FUCK
I was in a different universe, and had to stop an evil which I only vaguely remember now. I had a qt girl whom I married, and we had kids, and I grew old. I was 50 or so, and I went out to my last day of work, I couldn't wait to restore in peace with my wife. But I got hit by a truck, and I found myself back in bed, back in a young body. In a foreign place.
WHY DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP
I barely remembered how to use this thing, but it makes me so mad that my entire life was just a dream.
Fucking kek, welcome to the real world boi
lel get fucked normalcuck, it's what you deserved.
>at a restaurant of some kind
>then at Jewish friend's house
>cute girl there that wants me
>everyone leaves
>we approach and I start touching her
>kiss, finger her
>have a bit of trouble fingering
>get the idea that it's a tranny
>even though she didn't look like one at all
>tell her "you're a tranny!"
>do this a few times
>don't remember her confirming or denying
>look in her eyes
>a picture of Pepe
>>27394102
stop pasting this everywhere
>>27394036
>but it makes me so mad that my entire life was just a dream.
It doesn't have to be. Have you seen Life on Mars?
It's a great britbong show about a guy who wakes up in the 70s as a cop and wierd things start to happen. It turns out he was in a coma and he returns to mundane life.He jumps off a cliff to return to the coma when he discovered how shit real life is.
spoilers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbzV6_zAB0s
>>27394126
bruh I need to know what it means
>>27394179
It means stop having Jews for friends, they're only going to betray you.
>>27394179
Stop trusting Jews, they aren't real humans
>>27394128
here's the ending clip
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxf30d_life-on-mars-ending_shortfilms
>>27394056
But it wasn't normal cuck life, we had spaceships and Mecha and we lived on a orbital space station. I was head of a mercenary group.
>tfw be loser wizard
>cast spell to go to a better place
>get stuck here because no magic
>>27394297
>expects for there to be no magic when he believes there is none
>implying your disbelief isn't just a curse that's been placed upon you
You need to wake up
W A K E U P
*slap*
>>27394245
Yuo of antisemite
