What level of hell will you be residing in?
I bet the greed guys are pretty swoll.
Probably the hypocrite level
Or maybe the one reserved for sorcerers because I'm a wizard
Lust sounds fun as fuck however it'll probably be Heresy or more likely violence against self. At least I get to be eaten by a sexy harpie lady, she can feast on my sap anyday.
>ywn spend an eternity as lucifers sex slave
im ready to go
>>27393666
>devil trips
Or I'll become a spawn of satan that works too
>>27393666
Oh the suicide level. Missed that one. Yeah that's probably it
Also nice contextual trips
>>27393700
That sounds very scary actually
Either lust or heresy.
Judging by the punishments, hopefully lust
How the FUCK do I use this chart
>>27393666
Satan please save us
>>27393472
fembot here, probably lust
>>27393472
Reminder that all NEETs are traitors to their homeland because they won't get jobs and are thusly relegated to one of the deepest layers of hell
>>27393472
l reaIly don't care.
>>27393718
You enter the lowest circle of he'll that you've committed, from my understanding
>>27393984
What if the homeland is evil? Judas is doomed for betraying Jesus for some shekels so to whore yourself to a Jew for some shekels is equally bad. Wagies biblically btfo.
>mfw you were born just to go to hell
For what purpose?
This reality confirmed for dumb as fuck
>>27394147
Just don't sin bro
>>27394190
Yeah but we were born with sin
Rigged from the start
>>27394254
That's why you need to get baptised to avoid limbo layer
>>27394313
So the best way to live life is to get baptized and then hope you accidentally die (but don't an hero ofc) as soon as possible so that you don't have the chance to rack up any sin?
Cool life bruh 10/10
Masterpiece
>>27394347
Look, its easy.
Just live your life while being ever mindful of devoting yourself entirely to God and his works.
I'm assuming none of you plebs have read the inferno. Limbo would be fine; it's where all the virtuous pagans end up. It's basically a deficient form of heaven; quite nice but not rapturous. You pieces of shit should try opening a book every now and then.
>>27394407
Don't tell me what to do, pleb
I know god better than you do and its not like you think it is
>>27394147
>God is wonderful they said
>God knew what he was doing when he created the universe they said
Also Satan seems pretty chill desu, I'd rather not spend an eternity praising some pretentious asshole who put me in this shit world against my will
Idleness or violence against self (squandering).
>>27393472
Why does a chart about the christian hell reference the greek rivers of the underoworld?
Level 15 or 16 because there seems to be two options for sodomites
>>27394407
>god's works
>the ones that are constantly creating situations that can frame me as a sinner and therefore deserving of hell
???
You'd have to be some sort of masochist to worship that.
>>27394436
>I know god better than you do and its not like you think it is
It's not becoming of a disciple to speak like this.
>>27394478
Literally know anything at all about the Italian Renaissance and you'd understand why
>>27394491
Hey I'm just stating fact
If you would prefer lies because they are less unbecoming then maybe you should worship Satan
>>27394483
the canto referees to the verse of the poem, I believe, the levels are listed down the side
>>27393472
Everyone on this board belongs gurgling in the mud with the sullen.
>Sullen were we in the sweet air, that is gladdened by the Sun, carrying lazy smoke within our hearts; now lie we sullen here in the black mire
Whiny bots BTFO
>>27394110
So what if you're guilty of more than one?
>>27393472
Does shitposting make one a falsifier of words?
ill end up in 13, cause im worse than all the great conquerors i guess.
>>27394546
Do we really fall under the "wrathful" genre?
>>27394546
On one hand I kinda feel like, why God? Making us even more miserable doesn't solve anything
But on the other, sometimes I'm like, DAMN, the meaty organisms and shit on this planet gross me out but the fucking atmosphere and the trees are beautiful
Mixed feels about this one
I often feel that I should be more grateful for being on this planet, but at the same time, that I should remain aware of what exactly I think is wrong and why I think it is. Instead of vague sadness, you know?
>>27394598
You could mental gymnast it into being wrathful against the world itself
Like a toddler stuck in a corner who pouts because he can't get his favorite toy. I mean, that's probably how christians and normalfags see you, at least.
I took $10 instead of $5 on purpose on time from my mother when I was around 10. I'm not Christian so I've never repented and been cleansed of that sin or however it works.
Does that mean I go straight to the thievery level? It's the only time I remember stealing something.
>>27393472
>worshiping a dead kike on a stick
>2015+1
Seriously this isnt the dark ages, we dont burn sluts alive for being "witches" we fuck them.
>>27394573
if you kill yourself youd end up in 13 but if you fucked men youd end up in 15 and 16 cause its a worse sin.
Limbo all day senpai
Level of confirmed badasses and trolls like my nigga Diogenes
By the looks of it I'm gonna be a tree forever
>>27394598
>>27394626
>You could mental gymnast it into being wrathful against the world itself
nice work anon, that's pretty fucking close. It's actually wrath against God's creation, ergo God himself.
>that's probably how christians and normalfags see you, at least.
God damn, you're so close to robot enlightenment. That's where you realise you're the shit head and it's not the worlds duty to create a safe space for you.
>>27394674
I'm not sure if 20 applies to me, but that would be the lowest.
>>27394708
>>27394674
Oops, didn't mean to respond.
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>>27394424
I bet you, being an absolute plebeian, have ONLY read the inferno, and not the two works that follow it: purgatorio, and paradiso.
>plebs
>>27394688
>That's where you realise you're the shit head and it's not the worlds duty to create a safe space for you
Oh, but it's still my duty to participate it if it isn't safe or it isn't to my liking for some reason? Why the double standard? Fucking christfags.
>>27394688
Also it's really not a wrathful state of mind (always, sometimes it is, but when that's the case I feel more angsty than sullen)
You have to be really insensitive and egocentric to see it that way. Sullenness is more like preemptive mourning for what can never and will never be and has never been.
>>27394896
>>27394916
>gurgle gurgle snort fucking mud everywhere
>>27394978
We'll have to see, won't we?
Sorry empathy eludes you to the point where you would wish others who are clearly distraught by something to be trapped in mud for an eternity just because they feel bad. Sadistic as fuck my man.
Your vision of god relies so little on empathy, actually, that it disturbs me.
Violence against self
One thing I've always wondered and I've considered a plot hole:
>all sins are considered equal
>people sin more than once
Is it the "worst" sin? After all no one sin is worse than any other. Is it the most recent before you die? Is it the one you were famous for?
How is this calculated???
>>27393933
Who gives a fuck that your a robot or not ?
>>27394527
>Hey I'm just stating fact
Presuming to know God's will is a sin. Someone better acquainted with the Lord than yourself would think it wise to be humble and not haughty.
I will pray for you.
>>27395065
I'm guessing it's the one that defines you the most. But then you could just do a lot of a lesser sin to take precedent over the greater one. That doesn't make much sense.
It'd have to be the worst one that hasn't been forgiven for it to make any sense.
>>27395023
>Sorry empathy eludes you to the point where you would wish others who are clearly distraught by something to be trapped in mud for an eternity just because they feel bad. Sadistic as fuck my man.
You sound just like Dante. It wasn't until he neared his end of the journey that he realised the punishment was simply the sin itself, experienced as a physical reality. You're already drowning in mud, this is the eternity you have chosen for yourself. To feel sorry for you is to imply that God's justice is injustice.
>>27395091
Oh man
You are hardly humble, friend, because you're disguising your self-assertion over me and your own self-righteousness in flowery words. Fucking hypocrite.
>Someone better acquainted with the Lord than yourself would think it wise to be humble and not haughty
How do you know you're better acquainted with him than me? I thought it was a sin to presume to know his will?
>>27395136
Not the same guy you've been replying to but could you define wrath for me?
>>27395111
But again, according to the church stealing a fracker is no different that hitting your wife or murder. All sins are slights against him.
So there is no "lesser" sin. Really throws a monkey wrench in the entire thing
>>27394545
You're right
I guess I'm heading to the top of level 8 then
>>27395136
>is so detached from empathy that he literally doesn't even know what it is
No no no, feeling sorry for someone is sympathy
Empathy is taking their perspective wholly and fully and not diluting it with aggressive and very shitty judgments that are based solely upon your own perspective.
Like I said, only someone with a very narrow mind could see sullenness as an act of wrath. If anything, asserting that one should not have the freedom to be sullen is the act of wrath itself.
>>27395193
off the top of my head? extreme anger
>>27395237
Yeah, no, you literally don't know what sullenness is.
I'd be swept uncontrollably by stormy winds with my Paolo...
>>27395236
Empathy doesn't require validation; what you really want is sympathy. If I say I understand your position, but still maintain you are at fault, how am I any less empathetic? The wrathful are two sides of the same coin, the active and the passive. Why do you think a well known robot trigger is being seen as a school shooter, or a serial killer? Being sullen is an act of passive aggression against the world, and to the medieval mind, a direct insult to God's creation, therefore God himself.
>>27393472
I guess greed
>>27395261
> Showing a brooding ill humor or silent resentment
>silent resentment
>>27395361
>Being sullen is an act of passive aggression against the world
NO! Sullenness is the sad product of the world being aggressive against itself. Nobody is just magically sullen for no reason, something catalyzes it, something bad. Something, usually, worse than the sullenness itself.
>If I say I understand your position, but still maintain you are at fault, how am I any less empathetic?
Because you don't actually understand my position at all, otherwise you would know why I come to the conclusion that I do.
>Why do you think a well known robot trigger is being seen as a school shooter, or a serial killer?
Because others are wrathful and fearful and cannot be assed to solve the problem, and instead choose to exacerbate it.
>Being sullen is an act of passive aggression against the world, and to the medieval mind, a direct insult to God's creation, therefore God himself.
Taking part in creating a sullen person is an act of aggression against the world
I'd probably be among diviners, astrologers, and magicians for being an edgy /x/ poster as a kid, playing with tarot and runes, and then kekposting a whole lot.
>>27395428
shit, actually I once helped somebody forge a doctor's note.
Falsifier of words.
>>27395392
>>27395392
Oh please. Half the time that's just a projection of the perceiver's fear of being disliked and really the guy is just quiet and sad.
>>27395407
>>27395499
Oh boy. Fair enough. Do me a favour and at least read the Inferno; I don't believe in God myself, but I think it's a great philosophical work none the less. Maybe you might find some inspiration in there that will encourage some self agency.
>>27395592
How about fuck off, condescending faggot.
I'd probably be sent to level 31 as punishment forbeing a big guy
>>27393472
Traitor circle
In the Kin area
>race mixers get sent to the deepest pit of hell
This is hardly a fair chart
>>27395901
No, they don't. That's not a betrayal of anyone, you fedora.
>>27393472
>tfw even after death we still suffer
>>27394254
God sees all and he knows who to judge and when
>>27394978
>>gurgle gurgle snort fucking mud everywhere
The way you typed this post is autistic as fuck.
I recognize you.
You're the guy who likes to go
"Wah wah" too, right? Kilk yourself.
>>27396379
That literally does not contradict anything I have said
If anything it reinforces my opinion, unless you can be clearer
>>27393933
No. You and all the """"""""""fembots"""""""""" will end up in the Circle where Frauders lay for lying - claiming to be a robot.
>>27396513
Stop trying to make """"""""" happen, it's not going to happen.
>>27396513
>>27396524Just kidding, keep doing it. It's refreshing. I just wanted to throw out a mean girls quote for the luls
when my parents got divorced I went to my room after the trial and screamed all sort of insult at god, even said "son of a bitch" rain of fire from heaven sounds cool at least
Ninth circle
>Falsifier of words. Literally everyone ITT.
Who good boy lost in limbo here?
>>27396733
>mfw i think lying is cowardly and entirely out of character so i never do it
feels good man
>>27396733
Hey I never lieintentionally.
>only receives time for finite sins
>receives infinite punishment
Just no
>>27396004
Woops, I thought kin meant race not family.
>>27393472
666 only death is real
I'm happy that comment was not original
>>27396774
>According to a 2002 study conducted by the University of Massachusetts, 60% of adults can't have a ten minute conversation without lying at least once.
There's maybe a 1 in 1 billion chance that you've never told a lie.
>>27393472
Dark-wilderness. If I wasn't baptized, limbo.
Where do the ones that don't believe in bullshit fairy tales go?
>>27397035
Feelsgoodman Who special here?
>>27397146
Heresy
level 7
or... depending...
Blasphemy
level 8
>tfw wizard
>tfw eternity of walking backwards with a backwards head so you can at least see where you're going
Not really that bad desu. At least there isn't fire or shit rivers involved.
>>27393472
Wrath and lust sound pretty fun 2bh
>>27393472
>Brutus is punished more for trying to save Rome than mass murderers
Sounds like Dante was pretty butthurt T B H F A M
>>27393700
Tfw he has a vore fettish
>>27397035
What do they mean by "a lie"?
I never attempt to seriously deceive or obfuscate, but sometimes I'll be blatantly sarcastic or ironic.
Seriously can't stand lies. I only misrepresent myself or something else when I don't know I'm doing it.
How do you commit violence against God?
I will at least be in lust since I masturbate two times a day.
>>27393472
Honestly limbo or harm against self. I'm not sure what really qualifies someone for the latter.
>>27393472
Dante's fairytales are non-canon I don't give a fuck, anybody who takes them litterally is braindead.
>>27399977
I don't think anybody takes them as gospel. It's just an interpretation.
>>27400214
An interpretation pulled out of his own ass, no, it's a fucking fairytale, it's not an interpretation ffs, Dante is not considered a father of the church by anyone and for a good reason, he never intended to be one, the "divine comedy" is a work of fiction.
>Dante literally came over a thousand years after Chrisitianity started
>he never even claimed to be a prophet
>church sees decline in population
>"OH UM LOOK! DANTE SAID YOU'LL GO TO HELL IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW GOD"
>people get scared into believing again
>every denomination afterwards believes in Hell
Nice meme Christians.
>>27393472
None because I accept Jesus Christ :^)
>>27394483
>tfw no gf to slap as she sucks my dick
