>working on homework
>finish
>watch anime
>guy next door is boning some chick
>moaning and slapping and squishing sounds coming through the wall
>go out to take a shit
>girl he's boning makes him stop becasue they can hear me leave my room
>10 minutes later my RA comes to talk to me about her complaining about "sexual harassment" because they thought I was jerking it to their sex sounds
I hate normies, they just can't stand that I exist
>>27393402
fucking hilarious, it's their fault for being that loud
>>27394416
No, it's OP's fault for ruining their sex specifically because he can't get any.
>>27394455
they stopped because they didn't know he was in the other room, also not realizing you make too much noise when fucking.
fucking amateurs
>>27394455
am I supposed to leave my room at 10pm on a weeknight so the guy next door I barely know can fuck some girl without her getting pissed off?
like who fucking cares? I really wanted to tell her that there's no way I'd jerk it to her ugly face in a million years, but she called my RA and ran off to her own room to let him handle it
legit the only thing I got was "just don't be such a creepy virgin ya know?" when I told him it was absurd
sorry I exist and take up space
>>27394590
next time put up the speakers and blast gay porn out of them
8/10 mad from reading your story OP. I hope it's not true.
>>27393402
There's only one way to handle this OP
You have to kill them
>>27393402
There's only one solution really. Work towards a living situation devoid of them all. Fucking scum, every single one of them. I've had situations where idiots have made similiar assumptions.
>>27394693
this
and
its
original
>>27394590
>legit the only thing I got was "just don't be such a creepy virgin ya know?" when I told him it was absurd
This is the part where you say go fuck yourself and tell him you're gonna shit on the floor and he needs to come clean it up next time
Then throw a sponge, some soap, and a bucket at him and slam your door
alternatively this>>27394919
8/10 I'm mad
This made me sick. Fucking normies.
