>wake up
>vomit
>no cereal so can't get breakfast
>roommates out
>no clean pants to put on so can't go buy cereal myself
>too lazy to wash
>sit down by the pc and ask /mu/ for music
>you were warned for this post
The question isn't "can this day get any worse?" because things can always get worse. The question is "can this day get any better?" because they never seem to do so.
>>27391755
> first world problems,
the post.originatu
>>27391755
The isnt anything to eat besides cereal? Can't you just put on dirty clothes?it's not like someone will notice you either way. Why did you vomit?
> wakes up
Man can this day get any worse?
>>27391853
There's only dinner ingredients in the house. All my pants have like beerstains and shit on them.
Not sure why I vomited, just woke up with a shitton of acidic water that wanted to get out.
>>27391755
>wake up
>decide im going to shoot heroin today
>no clean pants
>stillneedheroin.png
>leave house in pants covered in pasta sauce
>drive to ghetto at light speed
>meet negroid
>exchange ooga booga's
>purchase heron and go home hastily
>shoot heroin
Now my day is going alright.
>>27391900
I always wanted to try shooting up heroin. My girlfriend used to do it and she always looked like it was just the absolute greatest pleasure in the world
>>27391755
>not ordering pizza online
baka desu senpai
