Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, howautisticare ya?
>>27391747
I look at the ground and scratch my head when I talk to people
>>27391772
im not very impressed tbqh NEXT
>>27391747
I wear an Enclave hoodie everywhere I go and spout John Henry Eden quotes, going on a rant whenever the Brotherhood of Steel is brought up. Not kidding
>>27391747
i sweat uncontrollably when i get in even minor uncomfortable situations which is often
i came out of the post office and the grocery store the other way looking like i finished a marathon, big sweat patches everywhere, wearing loose clothes, even my glasses were fogged up
I have forward neck posture from years of 4chan memery.
I walk around slouched all the time, I look like a pot bellied number 7
Whenever I talk to people a stand up straight again, then immediately after a walk away slouching
>>27391904
Sorry to keep you waiting
>>27391747
When I play a game that involves numbers such as an MMO or Stardew Valley or something, I will get like five pieces of paper and write a bunch of stuff down about the game.
>>27391747
I listen to kpop while liftan and playan vidya
>>27391747
I try to rhyme all of my sentences online.
It's a waste of time.
>>27391772
normie
>>27391904
that annoying guy at D&D meetups/10
>>27391926
overweight normie
>>27391971
short normie
>>27392018
LOOK AT ME GUYS IM SOOO AUTISTIC normie
>>27392041
cancer
can't wait until the 'i'm sooo socially anxious at uni-' fags to arrive
I am completely obsessed with women's butts and have been since early childhood.
When I was a child, growing up in rural Kentucky, I had the best friend a boy could hope for, my dear old dog, Honey.
>>27392069
>have actual autism
>get called a normie
Are you retarded? Do you think normal people look at the ground and nervously tic just from talking to people
I know this is b8 but still
'Tis better to be alone, then of bad company.
>>27391747
I use to interrupt class in middle school making jokes about whatever we were learning.
>>27391747
I'm contemplating suicide to get out of making friends to find a roommate for next semester
>>27392069
get a load of this barnacle
We can afford all we need, we cannot afford all we want.
Small civilizations perish for any number of reasons, but great civilizations die only when they no longer want to live.
>>27392150
Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting!
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
>>27391747
I punch walls everyday and it doesnt hurt
also I could kill a man with one uppercut
>>27392170
I crushed my towelrack with my fists today because I sneezed :( I also pissed all over the floor at the same time, im not an autist tho xD
>>27392193
Autism != Reddit, and you sir, are the latter.
>>27391747
I impersonate the cartoon character goofy out in the open on a daily basis and constantly talk to myself
We stand now, at the precipice. Our great nation once more threatens to crumble, to topple into the sea of lawlessness and despair that have ruled us all for over two hundred years. In short, my dearest America - we are at war. Even as I speak these words, fearless Enclave soldiers are fortifying their positions at the great water purifier, bracing for an inevitable assault. The Brotherhood of Steel, in their arrogance, has claimed Project Purity as their own! They would steal the Enclave's work, steal America's water! It is only a matter of time before the traitors march on the purifier, and attempt to take it by force. Let them come! Wave upon traitorous wave will crash against the Enclave's walls! The Brotherhood of Steel will fail! All those who oppose the Enclave will fail! I am President John Henry Eden, and this is my pledge -- no one, NO ONE will take this great nation away from me! God bless the Enclave! God bless America!
http://i.imgur.com/sIVA32w.gifv haha :D
>>27392069
Now THIS is autistic
I traveled for an hour to get to school and when i saw that the lecture hall was almost full i went home again.
>>27392193
this might be a good place for you my man
I'm a fagit
I spent 28 dollars on a gift to a girl from r9k so she would love me
i cross dress and masturbate into the panties i wear
I'll have you know, when I walk through the hall ways, I hold my breath and pretend this isn't happening,
>>27392319
I actually keked, thanks anon.
I run up the stairs, 3 steps at a time and I flap with my hands while doing that.
>>27391747
I remember all the flags and capitals of the world, as well as the car plate and ID number of everyone I know.
>>27392120
You probably faked it you normalshit. Boohoo i'm nervous better play it up for my assessment.
>>27392098
thirsty normie
>>27392108
cool normie
>>27392138
slightly autistic
>>27392142
failed normie
>>27392150
failed normalshit
>>27392170
L E A V E H U M A N I T Y B E H I N D
>>27392193
trying too hard (normalshit)
>>27392258
I do have AS actually.
>>27392429
failed normalshit
>>27392691
weak normalshit who follows memes like a sheep
Is it weird if whenever I play a game that involves ammo counts i have to have the total ammo count be a multiple of my magazine size? Ex. If i have a 30 round mag and 265 rounds I will either find 5 rounds or waste 25 just to get it to be a multiple of 30
1) During family reunions, after everyone's asleep, I sneak downstairs, and steal my cousins shoes to masturbate. The best part is that she hates me, so its that much more humiliating.
2)In eighth grade a got suspended from school for throwing a chair at someone in art class because they destroyed a shitty dog statue I made out of paper clips.
3)In highschool, I'd sit in the back of the bus and make weird demonic voices to piss everyone off. Also I thought sitting in the back of the bus made you cool.
>>27392810
>implying you're not using google
>>27391747
I cut off my finger while doing yard working
>>27392895
Normie detected
>He does not have that autistic love for remembering trivia
>>27391747
If I watch a nice movie I instantly start acting like characters I like, including clothing
>i do this with anime mostly
Also, I bow whenever I say hello to people, or give/receive things
I haven't left my house in 4 months
>>27392910
>not redirecting him across the street
you are making this establishment look bad familia
>>27392992
post pissjugs with timestamp or gtfo failed normie
>>27392995
Weenie Huts looks a lot more comfy tbqhwyf, Salty Spitoon looks like a gay bar
I play gsg in my spare time, pic related
>>27391747
I orginized my music library that has 400gb of music to have the name pattern
>0(x). Song Name
>>27393031
Fellow swe-fag?
>>27391747
when the Subway Accredited Sub Creation Personnel make my sub bread-meat-meat-cheese-lettuce instead of bread-cheese-meat-meat-lettuce (or with my cheese between two layers of meat) it bothers me, greatly. My sub is ruined if the cheese and lettuce are touching directly
My record was 10 months without leaving my house (not even once) before
>>27393103
some weak sauce pedro because they still touch when they wrap it up you normie
also
>not making your own sub at home using mommys fresh bread, veggies and meats
>>27392065
I want to be around for every one of your posts
>>27391904
is this fucking real?
this had better be real
if it's real, then kek
>>27391747
I believe Steven Universe did nothing wrong.
>>27391747
>have a chance to fuck a girl
>dick won't get hard
>make her leave
i also say the word "kek" in real life on a daily basis, mostly to myself
i eat a cheesy potato just about every day of my life
theyre too good!
>>27392878
Thirsty degenerate
>>27392906
Unfortunate
>>27392967
personalityless normie, desperate to fit in.
>>27392992
Apprentice abnormie
>>27393031
Abstract normie
>>27393055
Normie, they all do dumb shit like that with the audio jew.
>>27393103
Picky normie trying to be ironic.
>>27393249
Boring normie.
>>27393271
STUPID FUCKING NORMALSHIT CANCER
>>27393275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY
When my dining hall doesn't have any good ice cream flavors, I get 3 scoops of random flavors, go outside, and launch them as high as I can into the air. The plopping sound makes me happy.
I walked out of a single toilet bathroom that was markrd for women and a girl asked me why I was in there (I'm a guy). Instead of saying it was because it was a single, I screamed
I IDENTIFY AS A TRANS WOMAN YOU CIS SCUM. I made her cry
At night when I'm walking home I make weird screeches like birds
>>27393031
Is CK2 autism worthy?
>>27391747
I confessed my love to a girl i knew just a week earlier and with which i've never talked before except small talk
I find smashing my dick against the floor way more satisfying then fapping. Also, i eat boogers.
>>27393318
>they all do dumb shit like this with the audio jew
What?
