>tfw most of /r9k/ isn't even 20 yet and think they are robots because they haven't had sex a year after the average
Exactly, what's wrong with these teeny bops?
There is more to life than sex.
What about achievements?
>>27391832
Because media has changed what we should value more ...relationships > achievements
funniest posts are like
>tfw 18 and never went beyond 1st base with a girl yet ;_; is it over for me?
>>27391960
If you haven't at least kissed a woman by 18 it is over. If you're 18 and not depressed by that you damn well should be.
>>27391832
>caring about achievements
Yeah getting a car and a house is sure gonna fix my miserable fucking life.
>>27391992
>Yeah getting a car and a house is sure gonna fix my miserable fucking life.
Spoken like a man who's never slept out in the cold.
>>27391973
I was depressed for being kissless at 16, and that has caused me to still be kissless at 19...viginfag 4 life
>tfw 16 and haven't been rimmed and jerked off by a super curvy nasty ass milf after class.
>just have to stick to my inexperienced girlfriend with massive DDs and puffy vagina lips that puts out near 24/7.
WHY AM I MADE TO SUFFER SO, R9K? GOD I HATE BEING SUCH PATHETIC NEET FAILURE. LOL.
>>27392029
I have done that just out of depression cuz loneliness hurts more than sleeping in a random person's outside yard.
The average is 16
>tfw OP is underage and in middle school
>>27392104
Wow, one year more. That changes everything.
lol kids, get on my level. 26 year old khhv here
>>27392130
Why are you such a pathetic old loser?
I knew i was going to stay this way when i was in my late teens.
I'm 18 but have incredible social anxiety. I finished school last year and have been a full time NEET/ hikikomori since. The last time I left the house was about a month ago.
Do I qualify?
>>27391646
The real average is like 15 in burgerland. Go outside for once
29 here, and yeah, it sounds funny listing to youngfags act like its too late for them, but honestly, I knew where I was heading 10 years ago.
Just because they're still kids it doesn't mean they're wrong. Sure, a bunch of them are gonna be cyborgs and betas who'll be waiting until they have a decent job before the pussy magically shows up, but a decent chunk of them are right - they're robots.
>competing over who's the older virgin
/r9k/
>>27391646
>after the average
Protip: 14 years old is legit here and doing it even younger (with same years old partner) is considered average.
>tfw teenagers make the exact same mistakes as I did but think it's cool because they want to fit in
You don't want to be a robot. You don't want to be here. Life is better elsewhere. Get a fucking grip before it's too late.
>>27392259
There was never any chance for me.
If i had read you post when i was 18 nothing would have been different anyway.
>>27392179
I consider it too late for me because for things to get better I have to change. Fuck that, I'd rather die than change who I am, I'm not even being sarcastic when I say I'd rather everybody else change to suit me.
>>27392090
no you haven't desu. everyone has felt lonely though.
>>27392187
Hey, if I can't have sex, at least let me brag about all my decades of virginity. It is impressive in its own way.
>>27392279
I realize that is most likely the case for most people here. But it's till upsetting to watch these 18 year olds that just give up and in doing so put themselves in a position that was much worse than to begin with. It's much easier to change when you're 18 than when you're 25 or 30, even though it might not feel like it at the time.
Lost my virginity at 16 to my girlfriend. I've fucked 3 girls and had 2 threesome since. Lost count of the amount I've made out with. Still with my girlfriend and we'll probably get married.
>>27392162
If you're incredibly ugly.
>>27391646
>tfw i didnt lose it until i was 24. Im now in a relationship qoth the girl, almost 30 and wven a wagecuck. Life gets better lads.
>still posting here.
Just not that much better.
>>27392146
>Babies first attempt at being mean.
>>27392336
I realise that I could change things and be a successful normie, but I don't see any reason why, it's not like I'll be any happier.
>>27392426
>it's not like I'll be any happier
You have no idea how wrong you are...
>>27391646
Here in the UK, the average age for men to lose their virginity is 16. Even in the US, it's still 17.
Also consider the fact that absolutely no one collects statistics on the average age of the loss of "kiss virginity", because the VAST majority of people have their first kiss at 11/12 or younger.
I think I'm perfectly justified being depressed that I'm 19 and still a kissless virgin.
>le younger people than me can't have it hard
You literally have no idea what it's like these days. It's 1000x different from when you were a fucking young person. It fucking sucks and you don't understand shit about it so shut the fuck up and go somewhere else.
>>27392445
I just don't see why I should bother with friends, relationships or contributing to society when as far as I'm concerned I'm good and right and everybody else on the planet is an asshole and wrong.
>>27392481
This textbook teen angst
>>27392146
>26
>old
Stay in school, kid
>>27392448
>"kiss virginity", because the VAST majority of people have their first kiss at 11/12 or younger.
or they don't track that because no one fucking cares about kissing.
>>27392499
I'm 20.
You can call me an edgy teen or whatever all you like but that doesn't change the fact that everybody is here only to look out for themselves and the only reason anybody ever does anything for others is to feel good about themselves, i.e. for their own personal gain. Why would I want to contribute to that kind of society?
>>27392537
>normie detected
I don't suppose you actually know what it's like to be an adult who has never kissed before. It makes you feel juvenile.
I'm a "cyborg" so I actually have to admit to my friends, many of them girls, that I've never kissed before. It's humiliating. It's on another level beyond just being a virgin. It screams "I couldn't get ANY girl to even do so much as touch my lips, I'm a failure".
>>27392309
Damn straight anon
>>27392371
Then why are you here?
Original desu
>>27392371
>virginfag thread
Your kind doesn't belong here anymore
>>27392578
I understand that being unkissed makes you feel shitty but why woudl anyone survey a population about onset of kissing behavior?
Sexual demography is mostly about modelling STD transmission, pregnancy, and what you britanons call antisocial behavior.
At least I can be part of the 20 and over crowd now. Woo
>>27392653
You're correct. I was simply making a point that, because "kiss virginity loss" isn't recorded, we don't actually have specific statistics to determine exactly HOW fucked up us kissless virgins are. Therefore, even if an 18/19 year old KV is only a couple years behind on sex, he is probably 7 or 8 years behind on kissing/intimate contact in general.
>>27392555
That's just a fact of life you'll have to live with. People always look out for themselves first and foremost, including yourself. They don't owe you anything and the sooner you come to realize that, the better of you'll be.
The second you stop thinking that everyone is an asshole and start judging people individually, you'll find that there are a lot of pleasant non-asshole people around. But if you're constantly angry because "everyone is an asshole" that's what you'll see. Not only are you a victim to your own confirmation bias, but you'll inadvertently send signals that most people don't appreciate. You're basically setting yourself up to be treated like trash.
You sound like someone that just read Atlas Shrugged and completely missed the point of rational selfishness. Looking out for yourself doesn't mean that you have to be an insufferable piece of shit and step on people toes at every opportunity. It is in your own selfish best interest to not be like that.
25 khv here
im a failed normie, had normie friends in highschool but never drank or went to parties with them
i hate weeaboo things and have standards so i wont fuck a whaleim at least 7/10
this day in age with the internet and apps like instagram and snapchat i dont see how a teenager cant get laid
>>27392871
>this day in age with the internet and apps like instagram and snapchat i dont see how a teenager cant get laid
Just because there are more methods towards getting laid, doesn't make the likelihood any better. You still have to find a girl that actually likes you, and for many of us, that is literally impossible.
I didn't hold a girl's hand until I was 24. I'm 28 now, happily married with a daughter. A lot can happen in a few years.
Turning30this year, KHHV.Kill me.
>>27392871
>this day in age with the internet and apps like instagram and snapchat i dont see how a teenager cant get laid
All those things work if you have a social life.
Back in the day robots could get friends in the things that were instead of modern social media but now robots are filtered out because you can't do anything on social things like that if you don't already have a social life.
>>27392983
Just use tinder normie
>>27392871
If you don't know any grils then snapchat, and IG are useless
>>27391973
>tfw kissless at 19
>>27392994
I'm 5/10, nigger. What the fuck would i do on tinder?
>>27393104
Just change your age to 16 or 17, youll find someone a lot less judgemental
>>27393128
I'd never pass as 16 or 17.
>>27391973
>Quite literally millions of Orthodox Jews, Mormons, Orthodox Christians, Catholics, Muslims, Protestants, Hindus, and Atheists wait until marriage to lose their virginity
>Vast majority of them are happy, healthy, sociable, and go on to have good to great lives
The problems robots have are not about virginity!
>>27392994
Could've picked a less ugly girl as an example. She isn't hideous but she definitely looks shitty in person. I'd go 5-/10, 6 if she pulled out all the stops and made herself look glamorous, 7 if she lost some weight too.
>>27393150
Because that's voluntary celibacy.
What we have is involuntary. We WANT romance and intimacy, but we cannot have it. Religious people who abstain until marriage DO NOT WANT sexual or intimate contact.
>>27393141
It doesnt matter if you pass, they like older guys
I got 15 matches in the first hour
>>27393219
But sometimes they can't become intimate bc of their religion...you grow up hearing "sex is for marriage" so some just decide if can't have sex then why bother with any of it...until you hit your 20s and realise you should have gave a shit
>>27392371
Ok
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>>27393219
>Religious people who abstain until marriage DO NOT WANT sexual or intimate contact.
Nope. They want it, they just wait.
>>27392871
>this day in age with the internet and apps like instagram and snapchat i dont see how a teenager cant get laid
These things are build mainly to worship women and hypergamy. They actually annihilate the thin chances "losers" had.
>>27393767
>PUA retardation, the post
>>27393918
How does that have anything to do with PUA?
Why would a woman give a time off her day to some beta loser when she has all the Chads and Tyrones bombing her phone with messages around the clock?
Atleast before there was a slim chance for average women to be socially isolated and unaware of their value.
Fuck off, roastie.
>>27393767
>>27393990
Using the word Hypergamy improperly?
>Check
Unironic use of 'Chad' and 'Tyrone'?
>check
Use of the word 'beta'?
>Check
Assume that no one but promiscuous women could be smarter than they are?
>Check
Yup - you're a PUA 'tard.
