>WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS MOVING? I GOT TO GET TO WORK SO I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY AND MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD OF ME! I CAN'T DO EITHER IF I'M LATE FOR WORK!! MOVE IT!#!
Sounds nowhere like my morning commute.
NEETS BTFO.
>>27390757
>spend my night throwing banana peels all over the highway
>46 confirmed kills
take that, wagies
>>27390757
lol.. jokes
>>27390757
Honk honk. Whats that wagie, it aint going faster? Maybe honk some more so you get sure everybody hears it.
Only retards with no time management skills are rushed while commuting to work. I'm always early.
>>27390883
>waking up earlier just so you're not late for work
Cucked as fuck. Enjoy your loss freedom time, wagecuck.
Are the George Soros paid BLM activists standing in the road again?
>>27390757
I'm jobless but I can't fucking stand retarded drivers and would happily blast them off the road with explosives if I could. Nothing gets me more angry that slow/shit/female drivers.
>>27390949
I'd run those cunts over without a second thought. I have no problem with drifting around hairpin bends in front of other cars to overtake if they are driving like drunken paraplegics so I take no issue with some racist spastic niggers trying to slow down traffic and spout their opinions at me.
>>27390814
>NEETS so detatched and isolated from reality they think videogame physics are real.
>>27390814
>booked a flight to Tokyo an hour ago
>going to kill myself by throwing myself infront of a train
>if this ever happens, trains are forced to shut down until they clean it out
>do this in the busiest time, rush hour at 8 am in the most crowded and congested train station
Just three more weeks and I can ruin thousands of salary cuck's and delay the shit out of them
>>27391087
Don't do it man I have friends in Tokyo and they might see you do it and get traumatized.
I'm not even kidding
>>27390757
>using major roads during rush hours
top lel
im just posting this because obligitory
>>27391174
>the finest literature of the modern age
instead NEETposts on 4chan
>healthy delicious breakfast
instead eats ramon noodles his mum bought him
>the NEET puts his knowledge to use
instead NEETposts on 4chan
>volunteers at the local soup kitchen
instead NEETposts on 4chan
>fucking wage slaves girlfriend for last 2 years
instead faps to anime while crying, quickly putting his cock away everytime he hears the stairs creaking, as it could be his parents coming to check on him
>gets to keep every penny of his money
>his
>pops down to the piano lounge where he is a local celebrity
instead NEETposts on 4chan
NEETS
BTFO
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>>27391087
Why're you going to kill yourself?
![freeway_at_night_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SyFUdcS.jpg "freeway_at_night_2[1].jpg")
but i ride a bike op
>>27391174
>He decides to wake up any time he wants, insuring his mind is clear. . .
>insuring
The guy who wrote this sure isn't expanding his mind.
>>27391133
Now I'm definitely gonna do it.
>>27391077
>wagies so detached from their soul that they don't understand humor
>>27391318
If you ever pull in front of me on the road while riding a push bike consider yourself as good as dead.
>>27391318
Your manager Mr. Shekelstein thinks that you stink of sweat and is going to fire you soon. You have to smell nice AND get to work at time. That might seem unfair, but you still want to contribute to society, don't you?
>>27391318
We call bike-riding people khroosty(crunchies) in Russia. You know why? Because of the sound they make when being hit by a car.
>NEETs think theyre better than people who work because they watch shitty animes and shitpost 18 hours a day
Sounds boring and as soul crushing as a min wage job unless you have a simple mind. At least working people have money
>>27391482
Lmao carcucks are literally the funniest persons on 4chin
i think my dad is the ultimate neet
>goes into army
>shipped to germany
>fucks girl and makes me
>gets put onto disability because of "social anxiety" or something
>he never has to work again
>he has no debt
>last year some veteran program gave him a house in florida for literally free
>he sells it for half a million
>he moves to colorado and smokes weed everyday and plays video games
>my dad singlehandley cucked every wagecuck and taxpayer in the US
Off to work, wagie! I know it's been a tough week but hey, it's Friday! You finally get all that free time that you've been looking forward to all week! Of course you'll spend most of Saturday sleeping and resting to make up for the stress and sleep deprivation you experience during the work week. And you won't really be able to enjoy your Sunday because the dread of going to work the next day will be on your mind and you'll have to go to bed early. Well look on the bright side, you're making money right? You burned through all your vacation days recovering from work-borne illnesses, but that just means you get to put the money you would have spent on enjoying yourself into your savings account. I'm sure you'll get to use that money one day, wagie. One day.
>>27391466
LIT, RAW, SAVAGE
>>27391689
I havent been sick and my work load is just right. Im going to the range to shoot my new toys and then go catch a movie or something. I mean its been getting quite dull with the free time I have during the week after work so Ill do something other than play videogames or read up on ancient wars, one of my many hobbies. Hows that anim-er symphony youre telling me youre working on going for you NEETie? I know large projects can be involving. After all, my Masters required effort. But hey now I have a comfy job with lots of free time AND money. All that time getting to this point was well spent.
> was into numbers since childhood
> became a programmer, got a software developer job
> half f the workday I write code
> another half I browse the Internet for interesting stuff
> that's what I wold do even if I was unemployed
Seems pretty nice for me.
>>27390883
>i push through the sleepiness to mash that alarm reset button and hop out of bud and my boss pats me on my head like a good cucky wucky
>>27391087
>by train
>not just hanging yourself in Mt. Fuji
killing yourself would be a true deed robot, godspeed
>>27391285
This r9k what do you think
>>27391087
>"boss, can't make it in - some retard's killed himself"
>"not to worry anon, take the day off"
>>27392048
> Japan
> day off
Baka sempai, desu.
Today is a holiday for most. I'm getting paid $300 to post on r9k and go to the park today
