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>she's talking about her Chad boyfriend again
>>27390406
>All of my usual booty calls are busy for good friday
>Really horny
>>27390406
1/2
>go to mcdonalds
>disgusting beta under 6'7' start talking to me
>tell me he will offer me a restaurant meal because i am pretty
>accept reluctantly, this is the least he can do for me
>mfw this beta expected me to talk to him at the restaurant
>finished meal and left outraged
>when leaving restaurant my left high heel broke
>random beta notices I am about to fall, go out of his BMW and catches me before I fall
>I scream RAPE RAPE RAPE THIS MAN IS MAKING LESS THAN 100K A YEAR
>beta looks at me in panic, gives me $1000 and say "I'm so sorry madam, please do not press charges against me".
>call Kritsy, Tiffany, Jennifer and Sharon so we can shop with the money this beta gave me
>We end up shopping the whole day
> finally set my mind on buying a new high heels
pair of shoes for $900
>Kritsy, Sharon and Jennifer go to some party
>With the rest of the money I want to buy my usual Starbucks coffee at $30
>To my horror I notice that Starbucks is closed, how dare they?
>Have to go to a different coffee shop and settle for a $10 dollars coffee
>Tiffany gets called by her beta provider and has to reassure him he is her best friend
>she asks him to meet her so he can buy her new clothes
>>27390422
2/2
>With the rest of the money I order some caviar for $70
>Manlet waiter is trying to have a small talk with me after I ate
>I leave the restaurant without paying in outrage after this beta deems himself worthy of my attention
>A man is trying to stop me to make me pay and grab my arm
>I scream RAPE HELP ME and he gets arrested by the police
>Decide to later go to the nightclub to meet up with Chad and Brad.
>I suck off Chad in the nightclub toilet and he cums all over my face then he leaves me alone for the rest of the evening
>Gets depressed and drink too much to the point that I consider having sex with a 6'6' 9/10 who won a nobel prize in chemistry or science boring stuffs who works for the government and makes only 300k a year.
>shows me his gold medal of Olympic swimming champion
>Okay why not but just a blowjob
>Wakes up today morning sleeping with him
>How could I have slept with such a subhuman?
>Fill a lawsuit against him for rape arguing I was drunk
>>27390422
>under 6'7
That fake twitter picture really triggered you huh
My boyfriend found all the pissbottles I collected this semester because I wasn't strong enough to lift the box full of them into the dumpster outside our dorm.
So I'm single. He's the only guy who has ever asked me out. Fuck.
>he's pretending to be a girl on an anonymous nigerian cave painting forum again
remember to sage, family members
Why do women pretend they can feel lonely? I'm sick of seeing women posting "forever alone ;_;" or talking about how they know how lonely guys feel. No, bitch, you don't. All women can leave their homes and in 30 minutes or less have a guy either asking them on a date or asking them to suck their cock.
You don't have to ask men out (in fact women never do this), be interesting, be rich, have a car, your own place, and a high paying career or be dominant. You just have to be some guy's type and he does the rest of the work. Virtually every woman who wants to has had a bf or had sex and the ones who haven't don't want to in the first place.
They are all whores, every one of them. I want them to leave.
>taking a period shit
>when pulling out tampon, realize theres shit on the string
>now have shitty fingers while holding bloody tampon
>>27390450
thanks pal, you've always got my back my friendly family member
>>27390448
>box of pissbottles
why tho
>too weak to put them in the dumpster
>not making multiple trips
wew
>>27390448
be my pissbottle gf
>>27390453
They just dont want a bf at that time? Its fun to do things solo sometimes.
>>27390489
>why
Depressed, disgusting, lazy, serious raider, anxious using bathroom in dorms so it wasn't always quick enough for my liking
>multiple trips
I basically waited until I had 5 hours to clean a whole semesters worth of trash and such out of my dorm room. Waited until I was done to make bottle trip, to be sure I had all of them. By that time, it was morning and I was so fucking nervous about people swarming the lobby and outdoors on a move out day that I wanted them gone as quickly as possible. Even taking tiny boxes out one at a time...hard to disguise sloshing sound.
>>27390419
We all hate you. You're scum of the earth.
>>27390554
No shit genius, I'm posting on /r9k/.
>>27390539
Sure thing senpai
oregon trail commentary
>>27390554
no, you must be fun at parties normie.
>>27390575
See, I might pissbottle if I was into serious raiding but I'd throw it out before I go to sleep.
>>27390586
post some contact info familamdo you neglect to shave too :3c
>>27390615
You're a pathetic faggot who's talking to a man.
>>27390607
I never took trash out.
I took a few bottles, hidden in my shower caddy, and threw them away in the bathroom trash, but sometimes I'd fill a few bottles a day, or keep a proper jug, and it wasn't practical.
>there are people who don't pour their piss bottles into the toilet so they can reuse the bottle
save the environment
>>27390615
synthfricker
>>27390664
Second time I've seen this posted today.
>>27390406
>She is communicating directly with potential Staceys
You brought it on yourself, this isn't a "feel"
How much of this conversation on piss bottles is just memeing and how much is actually serious?
>tfw going sailing for the first time tonight in a group with other young people, I know none of them
>they already know each other and know how to sail meanwhile I have never set foot in a boat ever
>I also need to sleep there with them
Feels so bad. Why am I doing this???? I'm going to accidentally turn the boat over and everyone will be in the cold water and mad at me, I know that for sure.
desu if you haven't experienced problems with hoarding dozens upon dozens of piss bottles and needing to dispose of them at some point, you aren't a robot
do you seriously just go to the toilet without any anxiety like a fucking normie chad? are you not worried about meeting someone on the way there, because you can just casually talk to them with your normie small talk?
if I tried to go to the toilet at the wrong time my mom might come out of the living room and try to talk to me
>>27390406
The girls over at /lesgen/ are more fembot than the self-proclaimed fembots.
>>27391166
>tfw no /lesgen/ gf to turn str8 with my dick
Feels bad
>>27391166
what the fuck is lesgen
>>27391180
A dyke general on /lgbt/
>>27391135
You forgot the terror of the postman when you're home alone.
>>27391196
I just ignore the doorbell desu
>>27391179
Corrective rape ends in suicide, though
Look at the shitskins in the third world. They just become more dykish.
>>27391166
>dyke special snowflakes are fembots
no
>>27391213
well, yeah, he just posts his mail and leaves but I sweat bullets; I don't like people near the house
Some fucking Chads moved in next door and they keep bothering me because their stupid ferret escapes into my backyard.
>>27391264
>special snowflakes
There is literally no trace of special snowflakery in lesgen
Just anime, fetishes and no gf.
>>27391135
reminder that people who make these "you're not a robot unless you POO POO PEE PEE on tendies" posts are not robots.
>>27390453
Because you can still be lonely.
Try being an unhygienic, androgynous social retard with chronic anxiety and you're fucked.
Most guys don't have to have those traits, either. A good-looking guy can be a NEET and still find girls who will fuck him based on that alone.
No matter how many self-hating fembots suck your figurative cock, you know you're just a retard with a victim complex and a cosy hivemind.
>>27390448
>He's the only guy who has ever asked me out.
Why don't you start asking out guys?
>tfw bf is a big fucking crybaby
Mom keeps asking if I'm going to get a bf soon. I say yeah sure but really don't think it's going to happen.
>>27391135
No, because I live alone with my own bathroom.
I can pee as I please because I'm not some destitute NEET
>>27393352
I'll be your bf and love you and only you for all of eternity.
Let's build a life together.
>>27391315
>>27391179
>>27391166
>anime
>fetishes
>tfw no gf
Those aren't girls. They're """"""transbian"""""" trannies that only want girls or other """"""transbians."""""" So they're still ultra beta straight guys, but decided being a girl was a good idea for no reason. Trannies are scum of the earth.
>>27390448
start asking out guys, if you aren't obese and aren't deformed or a burn victim, one will say yes pretty quick
>>27390450
>nigerian cave painting forum
you know that's racist, right?
did any femanons take a dirty poo today
WERE JUST BUMPING THIS TROLL'S THREAD
STOP
>tfw no bf
Why even get dressed up? I should just go to my classes in my pjs.
>confront son about his need to grow up
>he's in his 20's and still hasn't gotten a job
>however, he still manages to have videogames , a nice computer, and anime stuff
>snooping around his room while talking to him about finding work
>he is trying to stop me but I keep pushing him away
>find his place where he keeps his mail
>looking through his piles, it's just junk mail
>find some letters from someone named Sachie who lives in Canada
>look into the envelope and see photos and a letter inside a gift card
>before I can pull it out, son immediately takes all of the letters and runs out to hide them some place
>ask him who is Sachie and why are they getting mail from them
>he tells it's just a friend
>ask him if the friend is a boy or a girl
>he tells me Sachie is a girl
>ask him why he has to keep her a secret
>he goes silent and refuses to answer any further questions so I just leave the room
>remind him that he needs to find work because I won't always be able to provide for him
>>27394465
Please don't post on my board ever again, thank you
>>27390406
Here's a challenge for you fembots, please try it.you won't.
>>27394465
why would someone like you come to this board?
>>27394357
At least do your hair and put on a decent shirt.
The hoodie+Bun+Sweatpants look isn't good for anyone. Sweatpants/pj pants are fine though if you dress apropriately on the top. Unless you're trying to repel any chance of a bf.
>>27394357
its not hard to find a bf, you just don't want one
>>27394587
Holy shit bun is one of the biggest red flags for "has no discipline/is a lazy slob." Can't tell you how many fat whales use bun hair. Probably reminds them of food LMAO
>>27394531
>>27394582
>moms can't be fembots
>>27394593
I'm not that pretty, guys hardly ever ask me out.
>>27394696
No, no you can't
No woman can be a robot, least of all a mom.
Do you fuck your son?
>>27394758
Ask out a guy then. If you aren't hideous you'll find one who says yes sooner rather than later
>>27394758
>0.1% chance of being femanon
Every single anon in this thread, and on this board, would ask you out.
>99.9% chance of being anon
Stop making\posting in these threads. You're making r9k shit.
Stop posting in these threads you idiots.
>>27394815
>he thinks he can get rid of us fembots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCsVOO_3EUU
Reddit is here to stay
>>27394808
I have low self esteem and am scared of men. Also all the good guys are already taken.
>>27394758
>guys hardly ever ask me out
>guys ask me out, but hardly
>the number of times guys ask me up is a non-zero positive number, but that's not good enough
FUCK
It's bad enough that people like you call themselves fembots, but even if there were girls out there who were actual female robots who have absolutely no chance at being a normie or a stacy, nobody is defending them
Everyone accepts that as the default norm form girls
"i must be a robot because I don't get asked out on dates as often as I want"
Just another reason to hate "fembots"
>>27394904
>I am scared of men but I still desire that men date me and ask me out
>I do not want to put any effort into "getting a man" and there are reasons for this, but I still desire everything that comes after
If rage threads were still a thing, I'd be screencapping all of these threads
GIRLS CAN'T BE ROBOTS
originalino commento
>>27394936
>>27394956
You sound like a bitter virgin, leave me alone.
when was the last time a fembot cried and why
>>27394991
This morning when I spilled starbucks on my sweatshirt.
>>27394872
>implying you're female once again
Even IF you were female, if you don't wanna interact with male robots, then shut the fuck up and be anonymous.
>>27394904
>implying you're female
Surely there are good guys on this board. Get a throwaway email and chat with them. Eventually you'll find one you like.
Boom. Loneliness problem solved.
FEMBOTS CANNOT EXIST BECAUSE YOU CANNOT BE LONELY IF YOU HAVE LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU
>waaaa im so lonely
"Okay, here's my contact. Talk to me"
"Be my friend"
"Be my gf"
But we both know none of you will do this, so shut the fuck up and stop complaining.
>>27390406
[zalgo] Kill her, rape boyfriend, win [/zalgo]
>>27394984
>you sound like a virgin, which means your opinion is invalid
>not being a person who has had sex means you shouldn't talk to someone on the board revolving around being a complete loser
>being is a noteworthy thing AND a negative thing, which implies that I'm not a virgin
I'd say something like "reee" but normies already appropriated that too
>>27395028
huh. i thought that was supposed to do something.
>be tall
>consider myself okay looking
>guys never ask me out because they shy about my height or think that I already have a boyfriend
>start asking guys out
>get rejected every time because apparently my 'game' is terrible
>>27395020
that is one of the most basic bitch things I have ever read in my life
>>27395050
There's a very easy solution, it works for both guys and girls.
Confidently walk up to your desired mate, look him/her directly in the eye, and say, "ey bby want sum fuk??"
>>27395079
>>27395050
I would cum in my pants if a tall girl said that to me.
>>27395050
yea, no, it's not your game. they just aren't attracted to you
females do not need game
>>27395102
I get called creepy, unfunny, boring, too talkative and too forward. This was back in highschool and in my early college years. I'm still trying to fix myself, but some bad habits are hard to get rid of.
>>27395102
Nah not necessarily i know some guys who wouldn't date a tall girl. especially if she is taller than him. some of them consider around 5'9"/5'10" to be tall for a girl too
>>27395134
How tall are you?Post noraml pic and I'll fap to it, if you are interested.
>>27395079
This fucking shit again.
Please see >>27395024.
You have two options:
1) Get in touch with a male
2) Stop complaining
>>27394984
>you are a virgin
The classic female retort whenever reality is being thrown at her.
Along with the:
>you probably have a small dick
and the all times favourite:
>you're probably gay
>>27394984
>y-you're b-bitter
yawn
>>27395162
I'm 5'11"
>that feel when a coach wants you to join the basketball team but you just want to stay home and read manga
>>27394904
>Also all the good guys are already taken
2/10
You baited some tards tho
>>27395050
post your skype, lots of guys here love tall girls
>>27395055
Not her, but I spend like $8 on my delicately crafted beverage.
If mine spilled, I'd probably slap a faggot.
But they'll usually replace it for free, if it's a small Starbucks.
>>27395134
all that is directly linked to how attractive people think you are
creepy is a code word for ugly
>>27395208
>that feel when a coach wants you to join the basketball team but you just want to stay home and read manga and piss in bottles
There, fixed it for ya
>>27395235
8 fucking dollars for a coffee? are you insane? what the fuck are you putting in it?
>>27395208
That's the perfect female height in my mind.I'm 6'2 not a subhuman manlet, I'd fuck you harder than your dad ever did
>>femanons complain about being lonely
>>femanons get showered with attention
It's all males PRETENDING to be females you fucking idiots. Stop adding on to threads like these.
>>27395134
interesting, be my gf
>>27395327
You too bb ;^y
Guys, which would hurt you more?
being told 'you're just like your mother' or 'you're just like your father' ?
>>27395531
It wouldn't hurt me because I know I'm not like either of them.
I would just realize the person who says that is just saying that to hurt me.
I physically dont understand how people get "offended" over things.
>>27395531
Context, asshole
>>27395531
father
I never want to turn into that literal cuck
>>27395267
Poorfag NEETs will never know life's luxuries.
I deck that thing out with bananas, flavor shots, throw in a few brownies and cookies, some espresso, and voila.
Shit be cash
>>27395531
My biggest fear is that I'll become him
I'm gonna kill that faggot some day
>>27395608
sounds more like a meal than a coffee
I'll stick with a regular cup of non degenerate pure coffee
>>27395031
>>27395198
>>27395202
It's too easy.
>>27395608
>wannabe stacy comes to /r9k/ and tries to act superior
how fucking pathetic.
>can't into bf for shit
>zero charisma, no confidence, etc
>meet quiet guy at work
>kind of cute, doesn't look too out of my league
>might actually have a chance with him
>too chickenshit to directly approach him
>chat him up on facebook (in retrospect, might have been a bit creepy, but whatevs)
>find out he's basically a weightlifting, guitar playing ultra chad
>mfw
>>27394991
Last night because I was upset over nothing
>>27395699
>I w-was just baiting you guys
Does it matter if we're trying to derail the thread because we think it doesn't belong on r9k?
fembots join this group
https://join.skype.com/yh3ANVx5i48j
>>27395794
playing guitar doesn't make him an ultra chad
guitar spans the complete spectrum from autism to Chad. if he's actually good and not a four chord hack that means he actually spent hundreds of hours practicing.
>>27395794
>talk to me
>be my friend
>be my gf
Pick any of these three.
Either pick or shut the fuck up.
Also, it's your own fault for not approaching him and thinking he's "out of your league" because he's a chad.
>>27395759
I'm not a woman, lol
I'm just a robot with a salary, you freeloading faggot
>>27395024
>>27395180
>>27395367
>>27395886
THEY NEVER REPLY! Who's the lonely cunt now huh?
>>27395994
>freeloading
I'm not a NEET.
>>27390406
>Fem
>Bot
Reminder that women cannot be robots.
Go hop on Chad's cock you disgusting roastie whore.
>tfw almost 30 and still haven't found a boyfriend
I should buy a cat.
>>27396113
If you're done with getting fucked by Chads and Jamals just go find one cuck who has spent his 20s actually studying and achieving shit and live off him like all the other females do
>>27396113
Buy a dog instead, they can provide sexual relief that a cat can't.
>>27391135
Whenever I ran into people I just flat out ignore them if they try to smalltalk me. 99% of them are either retarded or below me and not worth any effort. Even the effort to disguise my dislike for them. Though if they were crazy buttmad over it there isn't anything they can do to my professionally or socially anyways since I am pretty much a vault. Is it really that hard to just look at them like they are trash and not even listen to them?
>>27396113
I'll be your bf. Boom, problem solved. I'm 100% serious.
I bet you're not gonna reply though. See >>27396037.
>>27394357
That is fine, my current redpilled as fuck GF would generally just go in sweats or pjs because all the guys she dealt with she thought were trash and not worth looking good for. I jumped on that and much success.
>>27396113
I'm turning 30 in a couple weeks and even if I found a boyfriend, I'm still behind the curve. I'm supposed to be married and starting a family by now.
![depositphotos_23869927-Expression.-Face-of-Shocked-Speechless-Woman.-Astonishment[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fJSvTR1.jpg "depositphotos_23869927-Expression.-Face-of-Shocked-Speechless-Woman.-Astonishment[1].jpg")
>live with my single mom
>too shy to go to the local sex shop and buy a dildo
>don't trust my family with my mail, so ordering online is not an option either
>one day
>no socks left
>all of them are still in the washing machine
>whatevs, i'll just borrow mom's
>bust into her sock drawer
>elbow deep, feel something solid in my hands
>puzzled, slowly drag up a bright pink dildo from her drawer like King Arthur
>no one's home and i'm holding something i've wanted to try for years
>run up to my room and get down to business with it
>fucking. awesome.
>mom comes home later that day
>tells me she just had to take an STD test
>my fucking face when
luckily, the results came back negative, but i'll never forget how i spent the next three days crying myself to sleep and praying i didn't get AIDS or something. still worth it.
>>27394758
>guys hardly ever ask me out
>hardly ever
Fuck off for fucks fucking sake.
>>27396241
I'm almost 30 and never had a gf, we should just get married and cut our losses tBh
>you're a practice gf going to get dumped soon
>>27394261
I'd date a burned girl
>>27396244
You can't get std's from a dildo you idiot.
>>27396244
>using a dildo when you could use my cock instead
>>27395794
so a guy who is a literal 9/10 (he must be, or you wouldn't even consider him) started at your work. You know nothing about him, but you feel like he must be your bf cos you're an entitled whore who thinks the world owes her a favour.
Meanwhile, the 5 or 6/10 dude who you laugh about with your girlfriends, and who probably really likes you, is a mid 20's KHV, who just wishes you would give him the time of day for a conversation.
Seriously, fuck off roastie.
GTFO this board.
>>27396377
no one is THAT desperate for dick, anon-kun-sama-llama-ding-dong
>>27395794
happened to me sorta. i'm ugly, autistic, have a rotten personality, no confidence or charisma
>meet guy on /r9k/, he talks about being a virgin and super awkward and beta as fuck, lives near me
>we exchange contact info
>doesn't seem creepy, kind of quiet and fairly nice
>hey, what's the worst that can happen, right?
>i start to like him, don't really know what he looks like or much about him tbqh
>we meet up irl and it turns out he's an attractive, charismatic, normal human being
i didn't ask for this
>>27396403
I'm mildly attractive with a decent dongus though.
>>27395794
>muh "low" standards
>>27390647
This is the only piss bottle post that matters
t. Certified piss bottler circa 2010
>>27394465
It's like a robots dad actually came to r9k.
>>27396553
>>hey, what's the worst that can happen, right?
Really funny stuff right here.
>>27396351
you actually can, there are some that are capable of transfering from a dildo assuming it isnt consistently washed properly, just a dildo sitting around by itself and used without being cleaned before hand can get you an STD, disregard the specific point of sexually transmitted, and think more in the pathogenic sense.
an example being certain forms of ghon can be transfered from female to dildo to female.
>>27390406
Since when is that a fembot feel?
That's the ultimate robot feel, when someone you like is gushing over someone else, and you know no matter what you can never compare to that person, even if they date and then break up later, you'll never have a chance to make the person you like happy, because you'll never be as good as them.
>>27396244
isn't the clit the source of orgasm, does penetration change anything
>>27396722
It's actually a bad thing because I don't like being with someone so much better than me. My only other relationship was with someone who even most robots would find disgusting - and even HE dumped me.
He can do so much better than me and he will. It sucks but it's all I think about (the eventual end desu). I'm a huge loser.
So yeah it's the worst thing that can happen.
>>27396780
>what is a gspot orgasm
>>27396868
female myth to perpetuate the idea that we need big dicks to fuck you
typical size queen propaganda
>>27396780
The clit is the primary point of pleasure but the g-spot is a bundle of nerves in the vagina that also feels good and can theoretically stimulate an orgasm. It's way harder and some girls can't cum that way. In terms of penetration, it helps mentally and also feels good as there are nerve endings around the vagina and inside as well.
>>27396880
Uh, actually I can only really come from penetration, my clitoral orgasms are so shallow they barely even mean anything.
My bf has the perfect dick to administer penetrative orgasms and oh god, every time I cum I end up too tight to reenter again until I'm done
>>27396644
>kind of cute, doesn't look too out of my league
Friendly reminder women's standards are completely fucked. They literally believe 80% of men are below average.
>>27396887
NB: you don't need a large penis or even a normal size one to pleasure a girl, but she might expect it as part of her preconceived notion of what sex should be like. Realistically you can definitely pleasure a girl without your penis. If you are worried you can always suggest the use of toys as well. No shame in that honestly and it frees both of you up to experiment more.
>>27396781
You sound pretty perfect though. I'm sure that guy would be happy to have you.
>>27396880
you do need a decent dick to give a girl a gspot orgasm from penetration
otherwise just put your fingers inside and abuse her gspot (rougher skin running along the front wall of the vagina) and she'll come in no time
>>27396763
How many times have that happened to you, Vyro?
>>27397133
>tfw you've never put your fingers inside of a girl's vagina
I have short fingers anyways, can I use my tongue instead.
>>27397369
dont worry bro gspot super close to entrance
>>27397369
why use a tongue when you can just repeatedly kick their vagina hole and jam your foot up there
>>27397394
There's porn of that. Good porn, might I add.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=783ec68036e7e61a784b
>>27397393
>close to the entrance
I always got fed propaganda that it was buried way in the back and you had to practically hit the womb to reach it
If it's actually that close to the front, why do I need a big dick to stimulate it?
>>27397524
It's just a myth that you need a big dick for anything practical.
>>27397552
My girlfriend keeps bullying me and telling me my dick is too small.
>>27397626
Then she's a shitty girlfriend and you should dump her. Your dick is fine and you have no reason to take that.
>>27396244
femanon you're way too lewd
>>27397524
it just puts more pressure on it so they will come faster, but if you angle yourself correctly so your cock is sort of grinding her gspot between your dick and her pelvic bone she'll come
>>27395818
Because you're bitter.
>r9k giving out sex advice
It's over, this is now a normie board.
>>27397626
>tfw i'm into small dick humiliation
Hot
>>27397524
You don't, but stretching the pussy feels good too.
>>27397626
Then she should have no problem taking your dick in the ass and all the way down her throat.
>>27397846
She does actually, she keeps complaining that I can't even gag her during deepthroat.
It sucks having a 5.5 inch cock.
>>27397963
That's not small...
>>27397978
She keeps telling me it's below average and that I'm barely even a man if my cock isn't at least six inches.
>>27397987
Anon your dick is exactly average
>>27397963
You sound like pic related's anon to footfags.
You should:
>teach yourself to be into SPH
>when she's insulting your dick, you'll get hornier
>your dick will get bigger
>everyone's happy
On a side note, please talk more about how your gf insults your dick, it's making me genuinely hard.
>>27397963
She must be punished, put your fingers down her throat untill she begs for your cock instead.
>>27397987
But really, anon. Either she's saying that because she thinks you find it hot, OR she says that because she's a bitch.
I suggest fucking her harder. If she thinks you're not long enough, then destroy her pussi and see if she complains.
>>27398003
well I'm a grower (not that growing to 5.5 is much) but my flaccid cock is like 1.5 inches so she always bullies me extra hard if I'm not erect when she pulls my pants off.
It sucks.
>>27398003
>>27397963
Your post made me so horny I forgot the pic. Here it is.
>>27398062
Does she play with your soft cock to get you going?
>>27398062
If it makes you feel bad tell her. You shouldn't feel bad about shit you can't control.
>>27398137
This. Communication is essential in a relationship.
Here's an idea: maybe SHE's sexually into insulting you.
>>27398182
Women getting off of insulting others is a sign of having a small pussy.
R-right?
>>27398487
You mean a DEEP pussy. Like BUCKET vagina.
But no, I feel like women who do that have a shitload more things to be insecure about.
>>27398567
>no horsepussy gf
>tfw 4'7" flat-chested little girl
>>27398768
>>tfw 4'7"
C-Contact
Tfw grill I was talking to on Skype the past two weeks suddenly ghosts me out of nowhere
Please come back.. I don't know what I did wrong. Everything sucks now.
>>27398768
Ideal girl desu
>>27398812
Get fucked you degenerate tranny. Serves you right, you will NEVER be a real woman.
Get off my board and out of my thread.
>>27398854
Why do you hate me so?
>>27398854
>female that hates trannies
hnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>27398812
>Everything sucks now.
What was she like? Can you tell us a bit about her?
>>27398768
Stop teasing the manlets whore!
>>27398891
I don't want to go into too much detail out of respect of her privacy.
She was so cool.. gorgeous, funny, smart, bratty but sweet... And now she's just gone and I don't know why and I feel like shit. I just want to lie in bed and do nothing.
>>27399051
I know a great way to end the pain.
malebot here, "fem""bots" need to fuck off /r9k/ forever
>>27399070
I bet you'd like that wouldn't you
>>27399141
It'd be kinda nice but really I just want you to fuck off. Go wherever, be amongst your people on /soc/ or something.
Just stop trying to recruit a cult of vulnerable beta males on r9k.
>>27399166
But how else will I fill the void caused by years and years of rejection.
>>27390464
Same here. Are you being serious because I'm actually on my period right now
>>27399243
lmao fuck off to /soc/
nobody has rejected you, you're not a woman but you sure as hell act like one
>>27390406
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME FIND BACK TO THE ROBOT DISCORD CHANNEL? :^(
>tfw you get a boyfriendthen wake up
INDIGO DINGUS
ITS TIME TO EAT MY WEESNAW
ALL SHALL BE PUNISHED
>>27399297
I literally was just rejected..
>>27399327
What are you looking for in a boyfriend? Next time you wake up it'll be happy.
>>27399327
i'll be your boyfriend femanon
>>27399425
Someone nice and caring and loyal and patient with incredibly low standards. I live in Switzerland.
>>27399497
>switzerland
see >>27399427except i'm a burger ;_;
>>27399497
I don't exactly have "incredibly low standards" but I live close enough and I want a fembot gf.
>>27399497
>Switzerland
I guess if I look at it statistically the odds of you being in the same country as me (or even on the same continent) are pretty low.
>>27399497
>Switzerland
The land of cucks.
>>27398812
Women hate trannies. I'm glad a fellow sister ghosted a disgusting degen like you.
Go cut your dick off or something you trashbag
>>27399677
>Women hate trannies
I've never met one who did
Where do I get a nice degenerate hating gf?
>>27399705
Well now you've met one. Hello.
I have a bf.
>>27399823
>I have a bf.
Actually I want degenerate normies like yourself to get the fuck out more
>>>/soc/
The one thing more cancerous than trannies
>>27399650
Switzerland is one of the least cucked countries in Europe. I didn't read your conversation, but you are almost certainly retarded.
>>27390422
>>27390427
This has to be pasta. R-right?
A woman shouldn't be this abusive and cruel. Or are you another Stupid Bitch.
>>27399878
>implying any part of Europe hasn't been cucked
>>27399965
>he's so retarded he can't recognize satire
r9gay in a nutshell.
>roommate won't leave me alone when I'm cooking
>roommate hears pots and chopping board being placed on kitchen counter
>immediately leaves him room and asks if he can help
>he asks me what I'm making and how much of everything I need
>when he's cutting vegetables, he asks me how I want it cut
>10-20 seconds later he moves on to the next vegetable and asks me how I want it cut
>this goes on for the next 5 minutes or so
>after he's done cutting up everything he leaves and goes back to his room
It's like he only shows up to show off how fast and precisely he can cut vegetables.
"Anon, you're cutting onions wrong! Here let me do it! This how you do it without crying!"
"Anon, there's a quick trick to removing seeds from a pepper, here let me show you"
"teehee, watch me peel these potatoes faster than you can take apart a chicken"
>>27400232
You sound like a fucking normy
>>27390406
Tfw get random 8 week long period
>>27400274
Now you never have to worry about getting pregnant again
>inb4 normy posting about her bf
>>27400266
Imagine doing some easy task and someone shows up to show you how to do it even though you've been doing that task hundreds of times perfectly. He's making it seem like I'm capable of cooking a simple task.
It's like working at Wal-Mart or Burger King and having a customer tell you how to do you r job.
>>27400402
I couldn't imagine that because I'm a robot and therefore don't interact with people
>>27400402
*incapable of cooking a simple dish
>>27400308
I'm gay
>bleeding for two full fucking months
>>27400507
be my gay gfto have disinterested sex with
>>27400274
how the fuck is that possible? did you have cramps for 8 weeks too?
>>27400704
Yeah apparently my hormones are really fucked
>my escort recently tweeted this
Fucking roasties
>>27402080
you follow your escorts twitter?
>>27402978
She left her phone open once and I noted her twitter account info.
I know quite a bit about her life and also about my other escorts' lives.
Interesting ladies
>>27403189
>women
>interesting
pick one
