>Fedex driver comes into the surgery
>He's brought me a package
>Wants me to give him a signature
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Is he your idol anon?
>>27390473
That would be this guy, anon
>patient is going into convulsions
>call nurse to hold him down
>give them both a lethal dose of morphine
>>27390318
>come on /r9k/
>see medcuck thread
>want to read witty greentext stories
>get a lethal dose of morphine instead
I wish I had a lethal dose of morphine.
>>27390911
>911
"Hello 9-1-1"
"Hello, can I get the faggot police, anon is on the loose"
>>27390929
>call 911
>ask for the cops
>get a lethal dose of morphine instead