At least one female has masturbated thinking about you. At least one.
>At least one female has masturbated thinking about you
I doubt it.
No female has ever showed interest in me what so ever.
Probably not. I haven't even spoken to a girl in close to a decade. Homeschooled since I was 9 years old and a hermit since.
Only 3-4 people in the world know I exist - my mother, father, an uncle and my sister.
I really don't like her gimmick.
Based on what, OP?
No girl has ever shown interest in me in real life, so there probably is a good chance that none were thinking of me while committing dirty deeds.
>only gf(ex gf) claims to be asexual, wouldnt touch herself even when I told her to
>Girl who likes me now is Christian
idk
No, but at least two males have.
Trapping is great for a temporary self esteem boost.
>>27389757
Prove it.
You cannot.Good meme OP
>>27389757
AHAHAHAHAno
>>27389922
Get with the christian chick anon, especially if she a cute
Most christgirls are hypocrites who will have sex before marriage
no, never happened
So many girls claim that they don't masturbate and never have.
Lots have. It doesn't make any difference.
>>27389757
No, that is NOT true. Fuck off.
Probably my ex. But we broke up almost 2 years ago
>>27389757
the poor soul
>>27389757
In some part of the world, I am someone's perfect ball of fetishes.
Feels good.
Yeah, some chick I babysat when I was a teenager. I don't like her.
>>27389757
>that feel when I'm an attractive loser
It's a fact I take solace in sometimes. There's nothing even horribly wrong with me, I just work weird hours and don't get much chance to talk to people.
>>27390015
>In some part of the world, I am someone's perfect ball of fetishes.
you are a woman?
>>27389757
No. No they haven't.
>>27389757
Holy shit. I want to know who? Wonder if any x's think about me while masturbating...
>>27389757
Yes, countless girls. I don't give half of a shit. Attention/attraction/love from others is meaningless unless it's someone you also care about.
>>27389847
What do you expect? We're now a feminized society, we're a generation raised by women and the values of women. For the last 30+ years it's been nothing but men having to listen and attend to the issues of women but not the other way around because of enablers constantly putting pussy on a pedestal, the media as well, and this is what it's brought upon us.
A fucking garbage, female centric, egotistical society. Just remember that your wants and needs as a man don't matter if a woman is also part of the equation, she will always come first.
>>27389757
I'm not Chad tho
>>27390126
And it's ok for everyone to call you a monster en masse if you don't put her before yourself. Whatever it is, and whoever the her in question is.
Especially in life threatening situations.
>>27389757
>At least one female has masturbated thinking about you. At least one.
except no
most definitely not true
>>27389757
Oh, I know. I help her get off every night.
>>27389757
I think there has, but they were either ugly then, or have turned ugly now.
>>27389757
No girl has ever masturbated thinking about me. I have only spoken to about 20 girls in my entire life, they all go out and get drunk then get fucked by Chad. They don't care about me
>>27389757
I know of atleast 3. Fucked 2 of them.
>>27389757
I've always been fat and autistic, so I highly doubt you, OP.
I reckon at least 4-5 have.
Take a moment to actually think about it realistically and you can think of a few, bare in mind women are more likely to masturbate to sensual situations in there head about people the know rather than porn
>At least one female has masturbated thinking about you. At least one.
No freakin way.
>>27389757
>fell in love with a girl who looks like this
>>27389757
I've told this story here before.
Had a girl treat me terribly all through high school: she would ask to be assigned to a different group; she would never sit next to me; when I had to ask her a question for a project she yelled, ran off, and had someone else tell me the answer; the whole nin.
After I graduated college my mother ran into her and the girl confessed that I had been her oneitis - she had done those things because I made her so nervous.
I had thought I was alone and no girl wanted me, but there was one who dreamt of me.
That's a comforting thought OP, but you're still a fag.
I know of at least 5 offhand:
>my gf
>my sister (told me directly)
>my lab partner in 8th grade (very obvious she was into me in her slutty way)
>a 17 year old co-worker who obviously wanted me
>another coworker who always gives me furtive glances and was really fucking worried when I called out due to a car accident
Feels good when you fap to the thought of them thinking of you.
>>27389757
Fuck, now this trap's being posted here? Go back to /b/ faggot!
>>27390866
You fell in love with a girl who looks like MC Ride? That's hot.
If a girl has masturbated thinking about you then you aren't a robot.
>>27390974
>sister
Well, go on, fag.
>>27390974
Your sister is a disgusting fuck
Trapfags.
Do you fap to the doujin concept of faceless old/fat men raping you?
If yes, then after some mental gymnastics I could say that maybe OP might be onto something.
Doesn't make me happy though.
>>27390974
>sister
Conjure up a story.
>>27390927
And your mother actually believed that shitty excuse?
>>27390974
>my sister (told me directly)
Lies.
>>27390086
Being an attractive loser helps keep the self-esteem high. At least until we have to open our mouths and watch the lust-filled shrews' faces twist in disgust and excuse themselves.
>>27389847
>I could pay to rub a woman's pussy as a form of meditation
>as a form of meditation
>>27389757no one has, and no one ever will
>>27389757
>Baseless assumptions: the thread
>>27391031
>>27391060
>>27391100
>>27391137
Okay, here's the story:
>I'm 14, my sister is 17
>I'm a horny little fucker and I had no girl friends or really any contact with them since my lab partner a year prior
>notice my sister has a prime teen body
>remember being kids and fooling around playing doctor and shit
>wonder if she's still into it
>start making advances, slowly increasing how obvious they were
>would always fap myself to a boner before walking by her if I had been in my room
>'accidentally' grab her boobs or butt cheeks (pretend to fall, not have contacts in etc)
>one day we're visiting our grandma's
>me and her are in the guest bedroom
>I go to the bathroom to fap and decide to act out the alt.sex.stories story I was reading on my phone
>sit across from her on bed and just grab her tit straight on
>our eyes meet, I'm instantly hard
>I push her onto the bed and pin her while kneading her boobs slowly and then quickly shake them everywhere
>she breaks out and sits up
>I grab her boobs again, from behind her
>She's all flushed and asks me to stop
>I ask why
>She says she likes how I'm groping her but we can't
>Start telling her how much I like her body
>she says "I like yours too... I've thought about it before"
>mentions a time she walked in on me cumming and how she thinks of it
>when I ask what she means she blushes and looks down and says "I think of it when I... play... down there?" and looks away
>we talk more and I leave and every now and then we would tease each other, her cleavage, my bulge etc
>>27391355
>she blushes and looks down and says "I think of it when I... play... down there?" and looks away
Confirmed for pure fantasy.
At least make the dialogue seem likely.
>>27391355
The other anon is right, this is bullshit. And not even the fappable kind.
>>27391404
>implying some NEET on /r9k/ knows how people interact
>>27389757
Tell me which one
>>27391579
B-but I'm not a NEET, anon
>>27391404
This. It sounds like something from his animes.
At least one did, indeed.
Thanks for reminding me.
>>27389757
Yeah, I can think of MAYBE one who hasfuck you, you stupid whore I genuinely hope you die
Several have told me so. Someone probably doing it right now.
Still haven't had sex in a year.
>>27391616
Probably a landwhale in your case.
>>27391730
Do women actually tell guys when they get off to them?
I caught a cute chubby girl on class eyeing me then stared at her for like three seconds and averted eyes. She probably thought I was an autist though.
>>27391750
In tinder they do.
>>27389867
>>27389913
I imagine there are some girls that get off to weird fantasies, like fucking the freak in class. Or maybe using their good looks to ruin your life. It's still possible.
>>27389886
>tfw it's your mom
>>27389967
A lot of girls claim women are equal to men, but we know that's bullshit too. Pretty much everyone masturbates except maybe crazy religious and no fappers. Maybe not as much as men, but girls rub it.
>>27389967
That's a lie on the level of "I'm here to make friends"
A Taiwanese girl sent me nudes on snapchat while doing it.
That's about it, I guess.
>>27389757
I know one has. She was at least 7/10 too.
I sometimes fap at the thought of it despite the fact it was around 5 years ago.
>>27389757
Nope. Has not ever happened. I guarantee it.
>>27389886
I know you exist
>>27391730
Thanks feminists. Now that you've liberated women, they won't have guilty sex with strangers and pretend it never happened.
This is why masturbation is a death sentence in some parts of the world.
>>27392051
Go outside maybe the air will wash off some of that autism.
>>27391355
So which stupid fucking anime is that lame ass story from ?
>>27389757
whats her INSTAGRAM ?? help me to find it brobots
How in the world would one find out this stuff?
>>27392530
>oh god i'm so wet keep talking like that i'm fingering myself in the ass right now
Good chance actually. I've been really flirty and aggressive with girls lately and noticed they respond really well to it. Even if I'm an ugly fatty I am definitely getting their interest.
>>27389757
>>27389757
That'd be cool, I'd like to think that's happened.
No way of proving it though.
>>27392627
Do you cum on them? Or spray cum from ba bottle?
>>27389757
Who is this girl, I keep seeing her picture and she's got big sloe eyes. They are very attractive.
>>27389757
This is a dumb meme.
Me, a guy, who has masturbated A LOT, have never jerked off to someone I knew in real life. Now consider that women masturbate much less than men, and that I don't camwhore online, and this shit is just dead wrong.
>>27392598
Ayy, I know a girl like that. She'd finger herself and then say "anon, is it wrong that i have a finger in my ass right now?"
>>27390560
do you not fuck her?
sounds a bit beta my dude
>>27391913
I know this feel.
I actual know a few have altogether.
>>27389757
>At least one female has masturbated thinking about you
No one is that desperate.
>>27389757
I know, she did it on skype calls and on the phone, shit was cash.
>>27389922
>doing it in the ass won't count as losing her virginity
I've seen anons claim that this has worked.
>>27389867
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>>27393004
delusional
>>27390010
sadly not delusional
you have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content
>>27389757
i know, we phone sex and wank off at the same time, its cool but its basically glorified masturbating at the end of the day
>>27389757
Thanks for the laugh OP, really brightened up this shitty day
>>27392073
>le "i've got nothing to say but this makes me buttravaged for no reason so I'll call him an autist" post
>>27389757
A girl I was texting started masturbating thinking about me when we were texting each other. She said she never had that happen to her before. Sent me pics of the mess she made.
I was 13, she was 14 at the time.
I miss her sometimes.
I like the thought of someone masturbating thinking about me but I'm sure that has never happened.
>>27389757
Nice try op
Even if one did she probably cried afterwards or killed herself because of the shame. One does not simply masturbate to a robot
>>27389757
I guess it's possible. I'm sure internally girls aren't only attracted to Chads, it's just that publicly they have to be for status and whatnot.
I mean, I've masturbated over horrendous looking girls who I wouldn't go anywhere near in real life factoring in what other people would think of me. Girls can have weird attractions, too.
>>27389757
I heavily doubt that.
My ex tells me she still thinks about me when she has sex with her new bf
OP, you underestimate how ugly I am. No girl has ever shown interest in me.
>>27389757
I know, 3 of my ex gf's claimed so
>>27392454
alterhacker
orig
>>27389757
I hope so ffam, but I highly doubt it
Not even one, OP.
If you've ever had a female masturbate to you, even in some gross pseudo-beastiality/taboo fetishistic way, you are a normalfag and do not belong here.
>>27389757
Thank, thats what I needet m8
if yes she stopped right after
>>27389757
Well I have no proof, so no.
>>27390974
>fap to the thought of them thinking of you.
fapception
>>27389757
My mom's the ony woman who knows I exist tho
>>27389757
tfw u fucked up talking to a hot mexican grill that literally wanted to fuck in class because too autistic
>>27389757
There is a chinese 6/10 in my department who probably has, caught her trying to be slick and take a pic of me without me noticing (saw the reflection of her phone from the window, makes sense in context).
I don't even know her name, poor girl can't take a hint
>>27389967
I think it's because women tend to define masturbation as what they see in porn, which they don't do. Instead most girls get themselves off in the shower, by humping their bedsheets/pillows, etc and don't consider that masturbation
>>27392705
Yes eye shape>eye colour
>>27389757
All the females that I've had to interact with all were in relationships, none of them thought of me. Good try op but all you're doing is blatently lying or making us feel bad for not taking a risk to ask that girl(s) out. It's not helping with any motivation senpai, at least not with me. I appreciate the thought tho
>>27397638
just do it senpai and dont be autistic otherwise you end up sitting alone in your room wanting to kill urself
>>27389757
nice joke OP, please make some more
>>27390927
How much more evidence do we need that women are the autistic ones but get away with it because cunt?
Many have when i was stil goodlooking.
>>27392671
yes, they love it
>>27389757
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Good one.
I can believe it, I'm pretty tall and don't look that bad, Got contacts and started looking even better.
Probably not anyone I thought was pretty though
Nope. Please stop regurgitating this meme. I've never had photos on me online and I've always been in horrible shape
>>27390996
I wonder if he get got laid
That's not true at all, anon. I'm a skinnyfat uggo.
why?
she can think of literally anybody she wants
but why would you prefer an average height skinny patchy facial hair astoundingly average guy when you could just as easily think of someone like this?
I'm not even mad about it, but let's be realistic...
probably not. if so I'd never know, so who cares.
