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Australians, get the fuck in here, I'm bored.
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aussie generals are more normie than /soc/, fuck off trailer trash.
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>>27388787

I'm pure fucking basement trash.
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why the fuck is everyone 420 dry everywhere I can't find shit in sunfag state
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>>27388758
happy easter you mongs
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Who here /darling downs/?

Pic semi-related to aussies
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>>27388926
True pic.

Worst place in the world
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fuark it's hot
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>>27388787
This. I'm Aussie but I can't stand Australia
generals. Fucking trash every time.

Even Australian 'robots' are normies
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>>27388787

Been saying this for months. ausbots do not, and will never exist.

How long until some kekbourne unifag starts crying for someone to escort him to some shitty local gig and grabs some drinks at a over crowded chad watering hole afterwards.
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>>27388967
What on earth do you define a normie as then? Just curious as i'm pretty sure i'm on the robot spectrum and i'm an Australian
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Any black men in Melbourne area?
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If you go to/have
>Uni
>friends
>Go out
>Party and go pubs
>Buy drugs
>Have friends
>etc..

You're a fucking normie shit.
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Holy fuck aussies really do fuck up the board at night. Christ you shitters make me want to go to sleep
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>>27389078
Only one of those conditions I satisfy is uni, does that make me a normalshit then?
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>>27388967
It's because of the proliferation of Asian girls
Even the most beta Australian can still get a gf
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>>27389078
yeah, drugs should be free, fucken jews
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>>27389078
>>27389106
Same with me, only uni applies.
>Shit grades
>No friends and still haven't met anyone two years into degree
>Broke
>No car
>Live at home still
>No work experience and shit prospects for an internship
How fucking normie am I?
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>>27389078

>B-but, I only have 17 mates, most of them are dog cunts. I'm such a robot.
>I'm only at uni only a few times a week, but I barely go to any classes these days. rather go down the beach and check the swell. Man, I'm such a fucking /ausbot/
>I only smoke weed and get munted every second day. I'm such a robot.
>I only go down the local, like twice a week. I'm such a roobot guys.
>Only have one good mate, and yeah he's my dealer so what? DAMN AM I EVER A FUCKING NEET.
>Guys should I join the army? /ausbot/ career counsellors are you standing by?

Pretty much your average contributor in these threads.
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friendly reminder that australian slang is cringeworthy and you shouldn't use it on the internet
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>>27389170
fuck off ye boof head
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>>27388926
Pic about sums it up.
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>>27389164
Cheer up you weak cunt
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I'm gonna watch the cricket and pretend /sp/ is my friend again
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>Tfw Australia is the ultimate robot hell
>Normies everywhere
>With this time zone most online communities are asleep
>Can't even get booze because of this fucking long weekend
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any true blue aussie cunts ready 2 get munted tonight?
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>>27389210
if you're a neet then it should be no problem changing your waking hours to suit american communities
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Any ausfag wanna play chess?

http://lichess.org/rOeTR0aZ
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Why can't I find a bf? Is this because I don't put out for anyone?
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>>27389229

haha

these threads usually die a death at 11pm EST. cause all these edge fuck anti-social, shed dwellering, no future giga-robots go straight to beddy byes.

ausbots do not exist.
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>>27389251
stupid slag cunt
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>>27389210
Fucking this,. and to make matters worse failed normalfags make these generals with there /b/ tier crap
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>>27389251
Ill take the bait. You sound like my type, where are you at?
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>>27389269
>two sentences
>"you sound like my type"
the thirst is real
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>>27389106
yes

you have a future ahead of you
a reason to wake up
average intelligence or higher
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>>27389275
>the thirst is real
Where do you think you are?
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>>27389243
You guys are pretty shit desu
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>Feels like a saturday
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>>27389291
>tfw feels like every other day because I'm a hikineeto
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>>27388758
Hows your nbn cunt
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>>27389283
I would like to think I'm somewhere where people are too tired of normie shallowness and beta orbiting to make posts that desperate

I want this to just be a woman hating board
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I know this is a longshot because this is Australia, but are there any other Christians here?
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>>27389259
> failed normalfags make these generals

Other culprits:
Hordes of normalsfags with "le quirky hobbies" or narutard hambeasts drenched in weabwear with chad boyfriends. The worst part is when through some forced interaction like work you're going to be lectured by these omega normies.
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>>27389243
Left me hanging.
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>>27389255
K.

>>27389269
Melb. Not baiting, even the ugliest girl I know is stringing along a few guys because she's super desperate. Is it actually possible to find a quiet qt bf in this county or nah?
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I'm an Emu in disguise lol, get rekt POOOPEEEPPEPEEEPPOOOO
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>>27389320
Right here Christbro.
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Where my Canberra senpai @
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>>27389277
>implying intelligence matters at all anymore
Every fucking normie in all of my classes are as dumb as bricks you thick cunt
Only reason I'm still doing this shit is because I'm too autistic to do anything else
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>ausbots don't exist
We do.
Unlike Americans who make up most of the site we tend not to announce our existence with a thunderous applause just in case there was someone on Jupiter who wasn't aware of Freedom(TM) yet.
So most of the time anons aren't aware they are talking with us online. Sometimes it pays to pay attention to how posts spell certain words and if you see a post entirely in correct English, chances are it is one of us.
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>>27389377
Right here lad. Whats going on?
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>>27389386
*tips akubra*
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>>27389320
>>27389373
Please fuck off religious cunts.
It's your cancerous religion that stopped me from being able to buy food and alcohol like any other fucking day.

Just how fucking obnoxious are your kind to enforce that shit on the rest of the nation? Christfags are the ultimate normalfags.
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>>27389401
Takes your memes with you and fuck off back to facebook.
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tfw oneitis is in Melbourne and you're in fucking cuckmania
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>>27389320

Orthodox christian (Slavic), not scummy bogan christian.
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>>27389408
Well why the fuck didn't you load up on liquor yesterday, or the day before you bumbling fool? Do you know what a shitty sidekick you would make?
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>>27389416
you're probably too young to even remember when facebook didn't exist, my good sir
*tips cork hat*
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>>27389386
got vag?
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>>27389423
Christians annoy me. They are so pretentious when they are all basically cultists. Why aren't you /atheist/ yet?
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>>27389338
Its Friday , they'll be going out soon anyway.
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>>27389437
The only ones you are talking about are bogan Christians and Americans, you clearly have no idea how relaxed us Slavic are. e drink, fuck, swear, take drugs etc..

You dumb nigger. We couldn't give a fuck nor do we try to convert anyone or care about some special snowflakes atheist opinion.

We shrug it off.
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>>27389423
Can't wait till the Muslims start butchering christfags in the street like they have started to do in Europe. This country would be so much better if the religious faggots just killed each other.

>>27389431
>Well why the fuck didn't you load up on liquor yesterday, or the day before you
No money.
>Do you know what a shitty sidekick you would make?
I'm not a 20 year old kid anymore so I don't give a fuck about being so manchilds sidekick.

Fuck off normalfag.
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>>27389451
>we don't give a fuck, we just pray to imaginary jesus-kun every night
top kek m8
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>>27389451

>drink, fuck, swear, take drugs etc..

Jesus wouldn't like that, would he?
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>>27388858
TRY CRAIGSLIST CUNT
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Yesterday was the first time I ever went to a dinner with people I hardly knew of my own volition.

I feel like I accomplished something great.
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>>27389455

You are thinking of bogan Christians and Americans, as well as Muslims. The only thing i pray to is your mothers booty before i eat it out like groceries.
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>>27389451
>some special snowflakes atheist
>states this while believing that he is the product of a god who make the universe entirely for people and that his lifestyle will result in a reward of a lifetime of smack or something
You're not really in the position to go around calling anyone else a special snowflake, mate. Your belief system is a complete rejection or reality.
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>>27389473
Good job throwing around assumptions, you special little snowflake.
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>>27389469
>he doesn't pray
>he doesn't proselytize
then what kind of christian are you
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>>27389473
>be theist
>accuse someone else's belief system of completely rejecting reality
thank the sky father for this kek
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>>27389251
Yes. That is your only value. If you don't do it, there is no point in being around you.
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>>27389469
>bogan Christians
>bogan
>Christians
What?

Nigger you aren't Australian.

>>27389480
>assumptions
Your beliefs are literally written in black and write, in a book that hasn't changed for hundreds of years. You are fucking retarded.
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>>27389481

An orthodox Christian, and not your typical disgusting Australian christian who thinks he is the mighty sword or your typical American. I already told your autistic brain that us Slavs are relaxed as fuck.

We are the ones laughing at the retarded Christians knocking on peoples doors trying to convert them.
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so i have a job but otherwise i spend all of my time in my room playing warcraft 3 battle.net, loving australia robot life
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>>27389491
this desu

why would I need platonic companionship from a woman in particular when I have male friends
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>>27389508
Precisely. Very few manage to be interesting.
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>>27389497
http://www.orthodoxprayer.org/Daily%20Prayer%20Basics.html
>Daily prayer is essential to a healthy Orthodox Christian life. It is not an option.
btfo
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>>27389508
>>27389512
Just out of interest, when was the last time a woman actually made you laugh?
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>>27389514

Except we don't do it, kiddo. If any of us followed the book we wouldn't be going out fucking Australian women every night, drinking, partying, clubbing etc.. Litrelly no one in my family, or when i went overseas did a single prayer.

Autistic full bogan brain just cant gasp it, aye lad.
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>>27389529
My GF did a few hours ago.
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>>27389529
I can't think of a recent instance
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>>27389531
>says he's orthodox christian
>doesn't follow orthodox christian practices
you're basically just an atheist
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>>27389491
Whelp, thanks for confirming that's what guys want. Guess I'm going to stay single forever.
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>>27389558
>you're basically just an atheist

But that's incorrect, we believe in mr jebus but don't follow the book or do prayers unless we are in the church for a wedding etc.. even then we don't pray just do a simple sign of the cross.
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>>27389469
wtf kind of shitposting is that
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>>27389381
>too autistic

>in uni with the rest of normalfags of society
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>>27389497
>Slavs
>relaxed as fuck
Yeah, not buying it. Only an American can be this stupid. Slavic christfags are not relaxed, unless you call genocide attempts throughout the Bulkans to be "chill and fuck".

Slavs are about as relaxed as a bat on cocaine.
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>>27389571
It's fine. I'm sure there are some guys out there who enjoy your company, but why would you want to hang around such feminine men in the first place?
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>>27389578
you're a disgrace to both christians and atheists
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>>27389578
So you basically believe in eternal punishment for arbitrary things which are "sinful", yet you do them anyway? How fucking stupid are you?
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>>27389571
Well, if you aren't an interesting person, >>27389491 is right.
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>>27389606
>ayyeee ladd
>lemme get up the serbs in here and be depressed they killed my muslim brothers

Nah mate, absolutely nothing wrong with what they did, they wanted to cleanse their country.

>>27389624

Good job putting words into my mouth, you dumb poofter.
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>>27389529
Last time I was in a woman hate thread. Laughing at someone is still their actions promoting laughter, I guess.
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>>27389078
>Work
>Have good acquaintances
>Buy beer/spirits
I'm a cyborg
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>>27389631
>Good job putting words into my mouth
You said you're an Orthodox Christian, you stupid cunt. That means something and something that is defined by your church and it has very strict and precise "rules" about things.

The point of religions is that you don't get to make up the rules and definitions. By your religion, you're a heretic and bound for hell. Why anyone would smugly buy into that is beyond me.

Do you think it's funny playing the act of the retard for both people who agree with your beliefs and people who don't?
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>>27389673
Again you're a bloody dumb poofter, the only one who is afraid of repercussions because of MUHHH HEAVEN AND HELL are the people working in the church are other fanatics.

Your average orthodox christian gives a no fuck. You're as thick as a cinder block.
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>>27389631
>Nah mate, absolutely nothing wrong with what they did, they wanted to cleanse their country.
The point is that is the opposite of being chill about your beliefs, moron. Not too bright, are you?
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>>27389602
>implying that any interaction happens when there
So which syndrome were you diagnosed with? It seems likely to have been downs
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>>27389684
>yet it's alright for Australians to spit on Muslims and want them out of the country upon various other things.

You reek on a dirty Muslim cunt. Serbs had every right to slaughter you animals in their home land. You are the only ones going around bombing and throwing rocks at women while calling it a peaceful religion.
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Depressed Ausfag reporting in.
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>>27389680
>fanatics
Top fucking kek.
It's a good think that your entire religion is retarded shit that was made to instil fear into dumb jews a few thousand years ago.

>>27389695
>Serbs had every right to slaughter you animals in their home land.
That's entirely aside the point you dumb fuck. The very act of "slaughtering" someone entirely contradicts your claim about slav christfags being >>27389497
>us Slavs are relaxed as fuck.
Unless you're a complete fucking sped, going out and slaughtering people is about the least relaxed a person can be.

You're a right dumb cunt, mate.
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>>27389720

What's going on? Bosnians vs Serbs?
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>Serbs had every right to slaughter you animals in their home land.
>That's entirely aside the point you dumb fuck. The very act of "slaughtering" someone entirely contradicts your claim about slav christfags being >>27389497 (You)
>us Slavs are relaxed as fuck.
>Unless you're a complete fucking sped, going out and slaughtering people is about the least relaxed a person can be.
>You're a right dumb cunt, mate.


We are still relaxed as fuck, regardless if we dislike Muslims (People like yourself) and slaughtered you like animals which you still do to this very day 9Even to your own people). If i was in charge, you would have been showered with bombs from above.
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>>27389695
>You are the only ones going around bombing and throwing rocks at women while calling it a peaceful religion.
What the fuck are you on about? I'm not religious, you fucking moron.
I'd happily see both christfags and muslims nuked from the face of the planet. You're both just as fucking infantile and tribalistic as each other with muh crusades.
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>>27389742

Better play the anti-Islam card after litrelly sucking their dirty hole and getting upset that were kicked out of the country. Won't be long before Syrians start flooding Australia and they've got you bent over like the poofter you are.

You'll be crying for us Slavs, m8.
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>>27389739
>We are still relaxed as fuck
Relaxed as fuck people don't go to war, retard.
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026546547

do it ausfags

fucking do it
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>>27389706
anything got you down in particular anon?
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>>27389753
>Relaxed as fuck people don't go to war, retard.

So litrelly the entire world including Australia is not relaxed?
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Time for drinking desu
And not thinking about wage-slave tuesday
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>>27389761
>steambook
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>>27389764

>Hate my job
>Financially not secure
>Hate my family
>Neighbors are druggies
>Live in some shit country town filled with bogans.
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>>27389751
>Better play the anti-Islam card after litrelly sucking their dirty hole
What in SWEET FUCK are you on about you fucking lunatic? You made the claim that your religion was relaxed as fuck and I showed that this is historically entirely false.

If you honestly think I was trying to make an argument supporting Islam you should seek help.

>>27389765
>So litrelly the entire world including Australia is not relaxed?
You made the claim, dickhead. Personally I think it would be fucking stupid to make the claim that any religion or group of people is relaxed as fuck considering we are constantly fucking going to war with each other over retarded things.

You are the perfect example of religion attracting idiots. Can you do the rest of a us a favour and take your braindead warlike idealism to the middle east and leave the rest of us to get along with our lives?

Religious cunts are the worst normalfags and should get the fuck out of 4chan.
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>>27389801
want to talk about it more?
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lived next to this old jew couple for as long as i can remember
they were that type of old people always in everyones business and disproving of everythin
about a month ago some islams moved in to the house on the other side of me
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when they realize that they live right next to jews they seem to loose all form of civilization
the next 3 weeks consist of them playing loud alahu ackbar music and being a general cunt to the jews
jew senpai actually moved away 2 days ago
havnt heard a sound from the sand people since
MFW
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>>27389806
wait
so is the entire world not relaxed? since only retards go to war etc..
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>>27389806
>All this whining over muh islam

Please kill yourself, bosnik.
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>>27389815

>Hate my job

I'm a company director, sounds flashy right? Not when the company isn't making anything. I've maybe made $700 dollars so far and the company has been active since last December. Ontop of that my business partner is a total asshole who degrades me daily.

>Financially not secure

See above. Need to Resign as a director and become a wageslave. It's better than running a business.

>Hate my family

That business partner is my older brother and as I said he treats me like shit.

>Neighbors are druggies

Heard them today yell out "Whose got the Weed?!?" and I also heard "DO you want Meth?" later on in their loud conversation.
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I hope you're a sheila, because you bitch like one you gutless cunt...
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>>27389887
If you can, try to fight your brother but only if you know you'll win or have a fair chance, offer him out to a fist fight for him being a cunt, it worked for me. It should bring you respect and fear from him which will help you push yourself in the business.

Thats all i got bro, everyone loves drug in Aus so i don't know if you'll ever find neighbors who aren't
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>>27389906
refer to advice >>27389170
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>>27389924
>Thats all i got bro, everyone loves drug in Aus so i don't know if you'll ever find neighbors who aren't

Speak for yourself you degenerate junkie.
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>>27389887
>DO you want Meth?
Was the stress on the do, or is that just a typo?
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>>27389906

Learn to reply cunt, if you built metal staircases like me, spent 3 days in a factory working your ass off cutting and welding steel and then spent the other 2 days going to Melbourne which is over an hour away to install staircases for shitty clients who don't pay you'd be fucking depressed as well.
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>>27389937
I don't do drugs, everyone around me and everyone i see around does you fucking idiot
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>>27389924

Screw the business. It was a bad idea from the start and he is drowning in debt.

And yes the thought has crossed my mind but fuck fist fighting. I'd rather hit him with a metal pole.
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>>27389955
go to tumblr and whine you dumb sheila cunt.
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>>27389990

Says the basement dwelling NEET.
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>>27389974
well best of luck to you man, hope you survive through and fuck super models on a yacht one day
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>>27389997

Tbh senpai man I just want a simple life with simple things.
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>>27389994
If you aren't a basement dwelling NEET then why are you here? back to tumblr you go you little queer.

I'm sure your fellow tumbrinas will want to hear your problems.
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>>27390003
Thought about becoming a professional shitposter?
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>>27390004

>Admits to actually being a basement dwelling NEET.

Good job
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>>27390034
>completely skips over the question just so he can post his le animanga

Fuck off, no one cares about your normie problems you dunce.
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>>27390013

I had a gig with JIDF for a while but the pay was bad.
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Why is the battleground queue taking so long. All the nerds should be tucked up at home marathoning wow.
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>>27390053
WoW is full of normies now days, you should of taken a leaf from Elliot Rodger's book and quit years ago
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>>27390043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBrzEVJwYFg

i don't have any sweet bants leveled up for that
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>>27390093
Fucking liberal ruining the NBN, watch as that number constantly falls
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who /goldcoast/ here?

orig
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>>27390149
/crocodile central/ here
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>tfw Melbourne
>tfw had to call sariona rosso for my neet bucks on the 15th since my payment got suspended
>been lazy and didn't call
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wchYYyPnE8

can i get some feedback fellow ausfailians?
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>>27390237
how old are you? and are you /british/
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>>27390254
19, and no, but everyone asks if im british so maybe i just sound that way idk
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anyone watching the /cric/?
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>>27390237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TUR1rYIFx4
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>>27390264
ch-cheers anon h...ha
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>>27390237
I'd be more concerned about no one giving a shit about your channel when there are already countless failed vidya reviewers on Youtube
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>>27390272
Nah you sound alright though mate, sort of sound like the motorcycle aussie v-loggers, clear and easy to understand voice.

Go for it, cunt.
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>>27390260
You sound age appropriate, give it a go anon, i won't watch your channel because i don't use you tube but i hope you make it
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>>27390282
>>27390281
>>27390277

Thanks for the feedback mates.
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>>27390237
Start it, no one will watch it anyway
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>>27390263
I watched the first innings and I'll probably go back and watch the end of the second after watching some anime.
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>>27390404

guy needs a hook. LPs and game ramble shit is beyond done to death.
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I want to go to a rub and tag place but just want a massage from a qt girl, anyone been to one?
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>>27390756

dunno about qts. but there's plenty of cheap asian massage places, just look through your local rag in classifieds/personals.
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>>27390774
I know, im just curious about the process
like do you strip naked? what do the girls wear? at what point do they ask to "rub"?
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I'm not australian but some dude in Rust sent me this audio recording of an aussie kid. I thought it was hilarious

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gHJ7nSN2vI
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>>27390756
I knew a Taiwanese girl who worked at a massage place for a while and she used to complain about guys asking for extra services, so make sure you choose one that actually provides the fun stuff
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>>27390796

don't be going to any local business with the idea you could be in for a tug if you do some jedi mind tricks, you'll definitely spill the spaghetti.

Just look on craiglist or the local rag for an asian massage (hooker/prosi/escort/whatever) you'll strip down naked, on your belly. they'll offer a shower first if you smell like foreskin.
they'll normally be wearing trashy lingerie, they'll strip and rub you down for a while, flip you over at about 15 minutes, oil up there hands and jack your shit.

you cum, you pay (or you would've already paid at that point) and get the fuck out.

definitely robot friendly.
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>5 day weekend

Two days a week of dealing with swarms of normies is enough for me. Fucking easter is bullshit.
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>>27390867
Why do shit states have the fifth day off? It's silly
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>>27388858
you're on the internet. Use it you cunt
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>>27390853
What if i just want the massage?
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>>27390930

then go to a local masseuse, you'll get a better massage for sure. If you want it erotic, then go to asian hooker.
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>>27390969
There's this dodgy looking place called "thai massage" or something near me, what does that qualify as?
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>>27390980

can you look it up in the yellow pages? then it's probably on the up and up.
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>>27389358
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Geelong.
What can I say?
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>>27391203
Is it a good place to live? I live interstate and I don't hear a lot about what goes on in there
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How many virgins in this thread?

Im 26, let's see if anyone bcan beat me.
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>>27391232

You have something for all walks of life. The suburbs, beach, bush, farm and city. The council only puts money into the waterfront so it's pretty much riddled with bogans and commission houses now days!
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I'm from burgerland thinking about working in Australia for a bit. Sound like a good idea or should I just fuck off?
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>>27391288
It pays good down here, but it's the rent that would kill you.
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>>27391267
Wizardry +1.
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>>27391267
18 y/o virgin here
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>>27391267
I lost my virginity in a car at 15 to a 22 year old. Back of a ute if I be honest!

#straya
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>>27391305

'streth m8. 18 and still a virgy? you fair dinkum right now?
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>>27391335
I don't think I'll ever lose it 2bh.
Gonna become a wizard one day, breh
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>>27391349
>Gonna become a wizard one day, breh

whatevs

it'll be the year 2028 before the truth is revealed and I'll either be dead or won't care.
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How do i find a girl to feel my pecs and arms and give feedback on my body

don't have any normie pics for tinder
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>>27391443
just keep lifting broseph, the answers will with every curl.
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>>27391267
About to turn 21
Losing hope desu
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>>27391474
What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
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>>27391792
No neck
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>>27389320
Do people really believe that there's a cosmic Jew zombie up in sky watching over us?
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>>27391865
No, the past 2 millennia were just a prank. Psyche!
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>>27388967
you just aren't in the right places

they exist

i am not one
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>>27391865
Yes, in non penal colony populations where people aren't heathen cunts that is a common belief.
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Reason why Australia is so down in the dumps?
>put bluntly, we don't have a plan
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