>she thinks you're funny and you make her laugh
>Chad fucks her cunny and ass
>chad makes her wet
>you just wet your bed
I tried
>>27388524
>you wet your bed
>Chad fucks her head
>>27388524
just go cuck... that way you can still make her wet when you prep them both for sex
>you make her laugh
>Chad makes her cum
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>she doesn't know you exist
>chad fucks her with his fist
>>27388559
I laffed
>You struggle to get to know them
>Chad just bends them over
>you pour your heart out and make a genuine atte--
>lol who gives a shit shell fuck chad no matter what
>>27388865
Make it rhyme you odiot
>Browsing the internet, alone in your room
>while Chad fucks her pussy, and paints her womb
>>27388908
I see you are new here friendo
>you hold the door
>stacey asks chad for more
>>27388908
>Eeny meeny miny moe
>Suck my dick you dumb hoe
>You take the alpha red pill
>Still on Chad's bed she does chill
>>27388958
>from your 4chan buddies, you learned to take the red pill
>to increase their sex duration, she makes chad take a viagra pill
>you fold her one thousand origami cranes
>chad bends her over and fucks out her brains
>you walk 500 miles and walk 500 more
>she walks down the street and knocks on chad's door
>she's the apple of your eye
>she prefers a more well hung guy
>"things will get better anon, don't you see?"
>"fuck off normie, REEEEEEE!"
>she asks you for the math answer
>Chad doesn't need permission to pants her
>her and chad out on the town getting munted
>tfw you penis growth is stunted
>you wonder what youre going to masturbate to today
>shes out in a club, choosing her next lay
>You try to be manly
>She gives Chad a handy
>chad hits her hard like ivan drago apollo creed
>you are just a neet
>crying every night in your sheet
>You say you won't kiss roastie ass
>Chad literally kisses her ass and enjoys it
>You call them all cucks
>But at least they get to fuck
>>27389280
>you run up the steps like Sly Stallone
>in hopes you'll get fit and won't die alone
>you're getting married and say "let's toast me"
>your bride is a single mother used up roastie
>Chad cums on to her mouth
>while you come up to her mouth (you're a manlet)
>I desperately want to raise the single mom's colony
>even when she's too busy fucking Chad to be calling me
>it stings when she's too buzzed to hear my texts, I call her pollen bee
>my new stepson is black, hooray, I say I'll give you my all, honey
>you hate being a virgin, you'll lose it if you don't lose it
>she has sex when not lucid, stretched so loose doctors have fused it
>while she's choking on chad's bone
>you spend another night alone
>Chad gets to date and fuck
>you will be her beta bucks
>he's called hotter than the sun
>you're her "brother" who will raise her son
>you try to call her up
>she's busy getting knocked up
>the only girls you'll date
>will lie about their weight
>you scare for her when she's sick
>chad forces her to suck his penis
>she sees you as a quick way to get a buck
>chad comes around and they immediately have sexual intercourse
>she tells you you're just a friend
>chad slams his dick into her rear hole
>in school, you helped her with her tests
>chad removes her shift and fondles her mammaries
>she gives you the shaft
>while Chad gives her his shaft
>they burned you and they laughed
>while you get a foreskin graft
>she tells you you're like a brother
>chad makes her into a single parent
>your manhood is something she mocks
>she gets spitroasted by big black penises
>with you she "has a headache"
>but with Chad the bed quakes
>she goes on a trip and you look after her poodle
>signore chad slams her with his huge italian sphagetti strand
>every day you masturbate and ruminate about your roommate
>she can't cover her half of the rent and is under the covers with Brent
>>27389726
Hahahahahahahaha that last one
>>27389444
Nice trips and so sad
>she loves Chad because he's manly
>she likes when you buy her Plan B
>Try to make ends meet
>She gets fucked in the backseat
>She calls you her best friend
>Then Chad plows her rear end
>chad fucks your mummy
>Tendies are yummy
>Chad makes it clap
>you dream of BRAAAAAP
>>27388979
holy kek this is the best one ive ever seen
>>27391076
No need to (you) yourself, friend.
>You have 4 chins
>Chad still has foreskin
>You poop and dont wipe
>Chad fucks her poop pipe
>your life is a complete mess
>chad fucks her brains out and couldn't care less
>you try to talk with Stacy and Chad blows a gasket
>she blows his mass dick and you will get your ass kicked
>Stacy wants Chad and not you, it's only natural
>you won't admit you're a robot but the captcha willI've been posting in this thread all night
>you call her m'lady
>she calls him big daddy
>You talk to Stacey, she doesn't want you back
>Your last thought is Chad as your life fades to black
>she uses his foreskin like a sleeve
>you end up docking with a guy named Steve
>Roses are red and berries are sweet
>Chad fucks the stacies
>and your just a neet
>>27390603
Fucking died at this one lol
>You work so hard to give her leisure
>Chad's smelly feet she licks with pleasure
>you're the guy trying to hit it off like in chickflicks
>Chads the guy hitting the cervix
>you write her poetry and tell her she's ineffable
>that feel when she says you're only fit to prep the bull
>You buy her gifts
>Chad's cumblasts give her lift
>You're straight-edge and pure
>Chad fucks her ass with his dick covered in manure
>You kiss her hand
>But Chad is always her man
>You read manga
>Chad's dick is longa
>Roses are red
>Shamrocks bring luck
>"You can watch me and Chad
>but it's a hundred bucks"
You're at work putting money in the bank,
Chad has a small dick
You blanket her in warm aphorisms,
I fuck her till she explodes like nuclear fission
-Chad
>You'd die for a hug
>but Chad get's to fug
>>27388511
Mate, chads a funny guy though. Lads bants is the best.
>even though Chad is known to be dangerous
>she picks him and says your face looks gangrenous
>you're there for her when their relationship falls like Jenga
>they get back together while you hump your Tenga
anyone else feels uncomfortable near girls who are obviously sexually active? i mean, she probably got a facial by her boyfriend last night and today she looks all innocent and chats with me. pretty fucked up.
>he worked so hard
>he tried his best
>but this anon failed
>and should be put to rest
>hey, stumpy little manlet. look up.
>Chad fucked your crush last night in a hook up.
>one day she'll tell you you're the perfect fit
>after 2decades of getting her slit ripped
