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Gentle daily reminder to get off the internet, stop masturbating to pictures of women, accept yourself and all your flaws, go outside, get exercise, find some healthy coping mechanisms for all your feelings, make art, talk to people, and that you are GOING TO BE OKAY

sincerely - anon
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It's too late for that.

I'm sorry.
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If you love me so much, why don't you just kiss me?

Why don't you at least hold my hand? Something? No?

Sure feeling the love. But this love is not so tender. This love doesn't pierce my self aware absurdism shield. It only reminds me of what I already know.

This is not what I needed, family.

Do you understand?
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>>27388180
Who are you quoting baka family oni senpai
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>just go outside and socialize bro
This is why warm climate and cityfags can't be robots
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>>27388180
Go fuck yourself, buddy
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>>27388180
>>27388285

Why so women kill themselves when they notice us?
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A grim reminder, I might add. Maybe it's all in my head. Maybe I'm just asking to be babied. Maybe I'm a little salty at the cards I was dealt and my natural reaction is to flip the board over. I don't know. I do know I don't like seeing everyone else have what I want and peddling pity disguised as "platonic love". I want to flip the board over. Why do I have to prove myself to be something great before I am even considered? What if I break through only to find the grapes are sour and I'm in a loveless relationship?

Anyone who emotionally invests in me is soon to find themselves frustrated.
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>>27388180
>today
>woke up from hangover at 4
>spent most of my day playing Super Metroid
>masturbated to cartoon porn
>didn't work on my game project again
>had 8 pancakes for dinner
>read this
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i go on walks/jogs 3 times a week. im way beyond accept my flaws and self. i have no idea what a healthy cope mechanism is. making art is for liberal reddit faggots. i have nothing to talk to about anyone. i cant get hired + im scared of getting hired. ive done nothing since high school 3 years ago. i feel an impending doom, like my world is closing in, eventually my parents are going to get tired of me and kick me out and i will die in the streets. i have no interests besides killing time and trying to relive my children with vicarious nostalgia. im not good or talented at anything and havent had friends in a long while. i will never get laid.

tell me why i should everything will be ok op?
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>>27388180
And another "psychiatrist" will not change anything. Amen.
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Was actually going to masturbate before I saw this thread.

Thanks OP
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>get off the internet

lmao I went to college partly to have something to get me off the Internet

It ended up with spending 10+ hours online every single day just doing fucking homework in addition to like 4 hours in class each day

life was literally nothing except being on the Internet or in lecture
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>>27388857
>>spent most of my day playing Super Metroid

Super Metroid is like 5hr game bro.
Also, it's not so Super. I'd call it Mediocre Metroid.
Maybe it's because I played GBA Metroids earlier, SM didn't seem to be so good.
Except the grim atmosphere, that was cool.
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>>27389285
dont not do it!
i have had no desire to masturbate lately
and oh my fuckin god, my balls have been sooo sore.
have to force myself to cum at least once a week or it gets bad
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That was a nice post bro
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>>27389304
Shit, I actually meant Metroid II. I beat it today but just started playing Super Metroid.

Is Super Metroid bad? Because I was struggling to decide wether to play Super or Fusion, but decided to play Super because almost everyone says Super is the pinnacle of Metroid games.
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I masturbate to pictures of five year old girls, things are most certainly not going to be okay. I'm going to keep doing this until I finally will myself to die.
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>>27388180
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tN60yFjO-g

RIP Jewwario
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>>27388180
lmao go fit in society and be a normie
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bumping this fucking post
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Why can't I do those things and masturbate to pictures of women
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>>27389441
Fusion does a lot of handholding, and screw that anon, SM is the best in its genre just because it came before the fuckery that was SotN and ruined everything.
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>>27389505
>I want you to look at me
I thought he was going to talk about how ugly he is.
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>>27388180
>Gentle daily reminder to get off the internet, stop masturbating to pictures of women, accept yourself and all your flaws, go outside, get exercise, find some healthy coping mechanisms for all your feelings, make art, talk to people, and that you are GOING TO BE OK

Sycophantic little cur.
Look upon your works
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>>27388366
>>27389247
>>27389524

Your words are little other than canned advice and lip service.
What makes you such an example to purport such "gentle helpful" advice?

Where is your accountability? How can you be so stabilized yet commiserate with the misery of so many people diverse?
Your words only irritate and insult the rational and irrational alike.

Your words may be genuine but your resolve is poor.
You are not of the nature you think yourself.
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>>27388180
where is the reason why i should get off the internet?
because you think im happier if i go out?
with friends? and find le girlfriend?
fuck off and kill yourself, its my freetime and i want relax, you fucking spasm.
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>>27388180
>stop masturbating
I fucking can't
I can only last for like a day without getting so horny I have to do it. I don't even have to look at porn for that
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>Self-defeating & avoidant personality
>Insecure, chronic procrastinator
>Addicted to instant gratification and self-pity
Nah. Maybe in another life. Thanks though.
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its a nice day today

what do i do outside
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>>27391999
Play Ingress.
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>>27389296
I solve that problem by never doing my homework.
(In unrelated news, I'm failing at least 2 courses.)
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>>27389441

IMO SM is the best but for a first playthrough you'll get stuck because there's a lot of obscure shit. Second would be prime 1, then prime 2, then the GBA games, each of which get more and more linear.
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>>27391626
a-are you... me?

originaru des
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Haha. Thanks for trying, but I've got three months left at best. I'm not trying to live out a shit-tier life.
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>>27388180
>stop masturbating to pictures of women
already done. just jerk to traps now
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