Why don't you date a cute crossfit chick?
>>27385292
>believing in meme science
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS A MILLION TIMES!
I'M SHORT FAT AND UGLY!
NO GIRL WANTS ME!
>>27385292
Probably because all the women at the gym hate me for being bald and short despite being /fit/.
>>27385292
I wouldn't "date" anyone. m8
>>27385292
>why don't you date x type of person anon?
These types of threads are giving me cancer. Stop it you faggots.
>>27385360
>tfw 18 not balding but shave my head voluntarily
still working on getting /fit/. fairly short too. bulked up now cutting down
>>27386063
i was just getting ready to watch on stranger tides, is it any good? i liked the others, thought the decrease in the RT score for each subsequent movie made me sad
>>27385315
>meme science
What? That lifting weights and focusing on more natural motion while still doing plenty of cardio is good for you?
Sure, a large amount of cross fitters are annoying af but that make the methods innacurate.
>>27386119
Ahh imhotep.
Yeah you should watch it.
Go back to back with the mummy too. Good movie. Same era of franchise.
>>27386210
i think from this day forth im going to tripfag using that as a name
i've been anonymous for 6 years
gonna put the movie on
>>27386307
Don't tripcode.
It isn't worth your embarrassment.
It's an infringement upon values set initially.
>>27385292
Because crossfit is the facebook of the fitness industry so it attracts all the capid sluts into a shit club and exercise program guaranteed to land everyone in a hospital bed.
>dealing with a woman bragging about how many deepthroat swingledingers she did in a minute after a 10 mile tempo run
>paying her medical bills after she snaps her shit doing 20 sets of power cleans with 5 seconds of rest in between
No thanks familiam
>>27386394
can't beat em, join em i say
>>27386210
>Ahh imhotep.
>>27386143
Crossfit is meme science.
The entire crossfit system ignores the human bodies 3 energy systems.
Because of this, they believe they can turn highly technical and dangerous anaerobic excercises like heavy lifting, and turn them into an aerobic exercise. This of course is physiologically and nuerologically degrating and eventually leads to catastrophic injury.
These retards actually believe you can be a world class olympic lifter and mile runner at the same time.
>>27386572
I mean they just like doing kettle bells and pullups.
It isn't that big of a deal.
>>27386572
But will it get me pussy?
>>27386611
Probably bro.
There are tons of ready to fuck crossfit girls.
>>27386572
This. Gymrat here. Of the dozen or so people I know that did crossfit seriously for longer than a year, 10 I think ended up with a significant injury.
It's great for getting into shape, or building quick endurance but those routines aren't meant to be a long term workout plan like a lot of its followers practice,
>>27386605
If that was all it was it would be fine, but they do a lot of bar work, snatches cleans deadlifts and such that aren't really meant to be done in a circuit when exhausted, hence the large amount of injuries.
Crossfit is for retards.
>>27386486
There's nobody to join.
Everybody hates tripfags here, IHOP
>>27386706
this, watching any of their 'exercises' will make anyone with an IQ in the triple digits realize how retarded it is
i mean just look at a kipping pull-up
>>27386605
Except they dont. They pride themselves on using "functional" lifts like olympic lifts but fuck up the "functionality" when they do it fatigued or there is so much volume that technique is completely thrown out the window
>>27386611
If you drink tge crossfit cool aid like the rest, sure. But you dont want to fuck with crossfit women. They are all insane.
do you even kip?
tripfag solace
why won't they leave us alone
>>27386865
>>27386486
>>27386063
Kill yourself tripcucks
Go back to facebook you normie fucks
>>27386963
I don't think you have the right guy.
>crossfit
Isn't that when they juggle weights and do jumping jacks at the same time?
>>27385292
I really don't think that I should be dating given my current lifestyle.
>>27386109
It's hard to find someone as gorgeous as the girl in >>27388135
>>27388135
>ass that will destroy your corporeal form
