>posters you recognize
the guy who thinks he's using proper grammar and punctuation but always messes up a little bit. I mean come on dude.
>tfw i used to post with 6 different styles just to make it seem as tho i wasn't lurking for 16-18 hours at a time
The sad guy who posts a lot of lains.
>that guy who opens this thread hoping to be recognized
>>27385097
>>27385177
these two are me
>that anon who always starts his posts with greentexts
That sad sandnigger who always posts in the /ugly/ thread when he's actually just a depressed looking normie
Guelphanon
the guy who posts his face and says he's ugly
chineseanon that keeps asking for advice
>>27385263
>the guy who posts his face and says he's ugly
That could be 10 different people anon
>>27385263
>Guelphanon
ay someone recognized me
I feel validated
thank you
That guy...you know...THE GUY
>>27385263
>>27385308
He's that one chubby guy who posts and claims he's the ugliest all the time, I believe.
He's so goddamn annoying.
>>27385263
Are you talking about that guy who looks like a Baldwin?
>I haven't been mentioned yet
feels sad
>>27385366
That anon who posts anonymously and feels sad.
The autistic german who spams anglo hate on /int/, /pol/, and /his/
That guy that always encourages my rape shilling.
>that anon who posts on reddit
literally everyone above me, kill yourselves attention whores
>>27385046
The guy who.wasted his.life on a sociology degree and only use from it is trying to convince anons that the reason blacks kill is because white people have Jew gold stashed from ww2 and they dont
>>27385263
>tfw your bf is guelphanon
Has "Anti-Buddha" stopped posting? Haven't seen his posts lately. You know, that anon who actively participated in buddhism and IQ threads and could be recognized by his writing style.
>>27385594
I saw him a couple weeks ago, actually about three weeks ago. Not since then.
>>27385308
>>27385334
>>27385345
i cant find his picture but yea he spoilers his face and says he's the ugliest person.
>>27385312
of course i only recognize you in canada threads or uni general kek. pretty sure im not the only one
>>27385622
>>27385334
Oh. Why is he annoying?
>>27385664
Because a real robot would not post his face, and he is always very excited to post his face and get responses like, "Oh you're not that ugly just lose weight". He's just an attentionwhore posting his photo on /r9k/ for (You)s, sympathy, and compliments.
That anon who loves flip women
>>27385472
>not taking up the fight against the eternal anglo
>>27385622
You're probably right. There's almost no robots here, so I have to settle with trying to get normies to sesh with me over YikYak and they never follow through.
Oh well, how's life treating you? Excited for easter?
the smug anime girl poster
>>27385243
:33333
you found me
>>27385046
there used to be this one guy that hated dogs to an autistic degree.
it was quite a sight to behold
>>27385046
That guy that keeps posting battlestations and asking if trade workers can afford them.
>>27385694
>>27385622
Okay how ugly is he?
>>27385880
I'm going to guess you are him.
Either way, that's another issue. He's not even that ugly, he's just fat as hell.
poppy seed tea heroin bot
there's a few but there's one i recognize the way he writes i guess
My armpit friend.
>>27385733
i dont celebrate easter but i came back to toronto today for my mom's birthday. i made a fool of myself at the greyhound terminal because the security guard checking my bag wasn't very clear. then i pissed off people on the ttc cause i blocked their way with my bag kek. got home slept the whole day cause i stayed up last night for no reason and the night before to learn calc 2.
what are you doing for easter? going home? do you take greyhound or via or parents pick you up?
>>27385046
The therapist tripfag who helped me not kill myself. If you're reading this, thanks.
>>27385957
This is my first time being recognized, thank you friend. Feels good for some reason.
that anon who posts in every suicide thread "don't do it"
>>27385897
No I'm trying to get you guys to post his picture without directly asking for itfor science
My gf has recognized me a few times
the one who is gangstalking
>>27385046
That one anon who keeps posting that hilarious meme with the frog.
Sometimes I see he posts quirky and original edits of it, shits so cash senpai
that girl who has a fetish for old school nazis and getting pregnant
The BDSM literotica guy who posts his stories about Iranian feminists, Latina activists, etc
THE BUNNYPOSTER
>>27385968
>cause I stayed up late for no reason and the night before to learn calc 2
Holy fuck do I know that feeling. I did the exact same thing for one of my calc 2 tests man. It worked out but I completely crashed the following day and missed all the lectures that day. I also stayed up all last night saying that I'd get myself started on my chemistry lab but I didn't do shit kek.
>what are you doing for easter?
Nothing mayn, I'm Muslim but I'm going to hang out with my friend on friday and maybe with a friend I met off of r9k on saturday if things work out and he can make it to town and everything.
>going home?
not tonight mayne, I'm stoned as I type this and just ordered a pizza to my dorm, mommy would not appreciate that
>do you take greyhound or via or parents pick you up?
started taking the GO recently because I'd rather not make my mom drive so far just to pick me up
gonna leave tomorrow morning hopefully if there's some kind of special schedule since it's good friday
I remember greyhounding to America when I was pretty young. Fucking sucked.
Not /r9k/ related, but Barneyfag on /co/ is an autistic sight to behold.
Being recognized on an anonymous imageboard is not good. It probably means you only talk about one thing, or post the same set of images all the time. Your posts aren't interesting. They're just so repetitive that someone noticed the pattern.
>tfw no forced trips
craig and craigposting
>>27386209
staying up didn't help me and integration by parts kicked my ass. luckily i dont have classes with labs this semester expect programming. i dont go though since it's optional and i've learned the things they're teaching.
>Nothing mayn, I'm Muslim but I'm going to hang out with my friend on friday and maybe with a friend I met off of r9k on saturday if things work out and he can make it to town and everything.
ah cool. i'm apajeetso not easter here. are you meeting another guelphanon? have fun though. if i went to guelph i would definitely be down to meeting you at some point.
>I'm stoned as I type this and just ordered a pizza to my dorm, mommy would not appreciate that
oh wow so you have a dealer and everything? ive never smoked in my life even thought my roommate was a dealer before he got kicked out.
go doesn't come up to ottawa and via costs more so im stuck with a shitty bus
Kinda sad no one posted about me.
I feel like the way I format my posts is pretty recognizable.
I thought.
>>27386803
if this is how you normally format your posts
i have bad news for you
>>27386846
I always separate my thoughts with a blank line and try to avoid green text when actually discussing something.
When I shitpost I always do the
>insert paraphrase here
-blank line-
(One or two words that make the poster look stupid)
I thought for sure that someone would bitch about me by now.
>>27385366
the fuck off my board already
>>27386914
>my board
>current year
>original comment
>>27385046
>that anon that would always tell you to do your best today
>that anon who would post legitimate current day dicussion topic threads
>that anon who did the make yourself into a gif threads and made a compilation
>that Canadian anon with some sort of fucked up circumstance or personality
>>27385046
The anon who post this fembot on rate threads
>that smug frog poster
I studied his posts from the archives and found out his style, he literally posts all day arguing with people
>>27386090
Me?
Originalo
>>27385312
>>27385557
Get the fuck off my board, you degenerate faggots.
Guelph needs to be cleansed.
>>27385097
Sorry family2original1bbq and a corn
>that guy that keeps asking why fembots hate kittens
That knowledgeable ancient Egypt poster.
>>27385135
that would be me
oregano
>no one has mentioned the daily wagecuck thread poster
>no one has mention the idol poster
tarantula girl
you will recognize me once veganposting becomes a thing.
enjoy your heart attacks and cancer carnicucks.
I recognize alex
and the one guy who posts threads about the drugs he's taking
the bodybuilder nigger who shitposts on r9k and soc
>>27388759
Enjoy your dependence on climate and shipping, you simultaneously privileged and coddled weakling.
That Bulgarian who makes 4000 euro per month
That Bulgarian who posts pictures of himself
That guy who recognizes me
>>27388488
o sht...
describe thhis girl
>that poster who keeps on forcing """"" this""""" to become a thing
>that poster who asks more rhetorical questions rather than explaining his reasoning
Also, you could probably track down posters who use animage with a specific filename.
>>27389186
>Also, you could probably track down posters who use animage with a specific filename.
Quite fun looking up the image hash on the archives. Check pic related
>>27389186
I change my reaction pic sets regularly since they're mostly screencaps I crop.
That guy who forced his "Mongolian anime forum" meme. You know the pattern.
>>27385097
>>27385243
>>27385698
>>27385737
>>27386017
>>27386148
>>27387125
>>27389186
>>27389411
THESE ARE NOT JUST ONE UNIQUE POSTER, THERE IS A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE THE ONES YOU GUYS HAVE POSTED
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>>27388976
Implying the poorest countries don't eat largely plant based diet
>implying meat hasn't been a luxury for thousands of years
>implying some of the strongest and fastest people in the world aren't vegan
U wot m8?
>>27389519
>that autistic poster
Can't believe no one's mentioned the ">tfw no fiilipina gf" guy
>tfw no spectral bf
This poster. Every time i look at the catalog i stumble across this flaming faggot. EVERYTIME
>>27389519
Of the ones you listed only the Mongolian cave painting meme one is probably more than one person.
>>27385472
i KNOW WHO YOUR TALKING ABOUT.
>>27388976
>Enjoy your dependence on climate and shipping, you simultaneously privileged and coddled weakling.
Climate's only going to get warmer, man.
Soon you'll be able to grow tropical fruits in Jersey and New York. Mark my words.