You find out you are are the star of the Truman show. The ratings suck because you grew up to be a beta cuckwad. How do you kill yourself?
>killing yourself when you find out the world literally exists for your sake
>>27384708
>the Truman show
They didn't even bother to name the show after me?
>>27384708
>implying I wouldn't be fucking relieved that not many people watch me
I wouldn't kill myself
I would kill the crew instead
It always reassures me to know that my life is too boring to be a show, nobody wants to watch someone on a computer all day
>>27384708
I never knew this movie existed, it's fucking eerie
>>27384708
>ratings suck because you grew up to be a beta cuckward
You do realise the crew would trigger events forcing you to do shit. For instance, if you just sit on the computer all day and shitpost they'll cut off your internet and force you to go through a series of events to get it back. Truman wasn't in much control of the events of the show up until the point where he became aware that it wasn't real.
Mass shooting.
I turn this reality show into a news story.
>>27384708
I don't for maximum rages.
>>27384708
Same way he tried I guess.
Only on land.
I hope i'm not in a show. That'd be the fucking straw on the back of the Brazilian woman.
>>27386651
You should watch it. It's a beautiful movie.
>>27384708
What if it was actually the other way around?
>>27386972
>what is Elliot Rodger's manifesto
