Depression is a first world "disease". Stop blaming other people for your problems, go get what you want out of life. Oh and lift some weights faggots
>>27384152
>it's a "i lifted for maybe a year and think i've made it and can tell other people they're betas now" episode
also, your chest and back need work, your arms are overdeveloped and the rest is underdeveloped
>>27384221
Nah son my arms are my weak point. Exercise has been a part of my life for awhile but it doesn't define me. My body has nothing to do with "making it".
>>27384221
Why are curlbros like him even on this site? Its fucking pathetic if you ask me.
Hopefully this was bait
>>27384318
I'm bored at work about to go on break. You seem pretty mad though cupcake.
It's in the DSM and can be explained scientifically. If you still don't think depression is real in 2016, you're vegetable-level retarded
>>27384386
Every faggot has depression ir anxiety these days
What I want is a world where people aren't assholes and women are waifu tier and you can trust people
Unfortunately, all of that is impossible, so no, you can't just "GO GET IT MAN UP DO YOU EVEN LIFT"
>>27384602
Be the change you want to see in the world
>>27384654
People take advantage of you if you try to be the meme
>>27384687
Then don't let them. Being nice doesn't mean being a beta pushover.
>>27384654
I try to be, but does one person being kind inspire them?
No, they just see it as a convenience for them.
And sometimes they'll get cheeky and try to double cross me.
I may be soft, but I am not stupid.
>>27384749
They sling their judgments and bullshit regardless, which is why "being the change" wouldn't work anyways. You're not gonna beat the shit out of everyone who says something bad about you
>>27384788
You may not inspire everyone, but even if you do inspire just one person then you've made a positive impact.
>>27384790
Judgements are nothing more than assumptions. All that matters at the end of the day is how you see yourself, and if even you don't like yourself, then how can you expect someone else too?
>>27384890
They never liked me regardless, so it makes no difference either way
>>27384890
>and if even you don't like yourself, then how can you expect someone else too?
That's silly, why do you think the people on here don't like themselves to begin with? I imagine most of us had a great deal of confidence throughout early remedial school but we fell behind our peers in terms of social skills or appearance as we entered upper grade levels and were not liked as a result.
People don't dislike you because of their intrinsic ability to determine whether or not you like yourself, they dislike you because you're ugly, or short, or not the same race as them, or don't participate in the same hobbies as them, or don't have the same views that they do.
People don't naturally just hate themselves, they hate themselves as a result of being social pariahs.
>Motivational Speakers HATE Him!
>Local 4chan Shitposter Posts ULTIMATE One-Size-Fits-All Life Advice, Using This One WEIRD Trick
>>27384984
If that was the case then why are there so many people who are adored by everyone, yet dont like themselves? Even if people don't like you because of things as trivial as your race, it shouldn't effect how you see yourself.
>>27384988
Lmao you are one cheeky cunt m8 I swear
Alright, Op.
I'll see your bait, and raise you a shitpost of my own.
>>27385070
I would def consider a pornstar a slut
>>27385122
Nah, pornstars are literal whores. They fuck for money. Sluts do it for free.
>>27385053
>why are there so many people who are adored by everyone, yet dont like themselves?
I'm not quite certain I've ever heard of a person like that.
>Even if people don't like you because of things as trivial as your race, it shouldn't effect how you see yourself.
Perhaps theoretically but we are pretty socially creatures, if you're a black guy going to a predominately white school and get called a nigger everyday you're eventually going to feel pretty shitty about being black because it appears to inhibit you from leading a normal life.
Same goes for uglybots, shortbots, asianbots, the list goes on. It's easy if you're an attractive pretty much normal person to say "don't let the opinions of others influence yourself" but when you're unattractive and abnormal and unable to change those things, even with exercise and grooming, it's not simple to change that view point of yourself.
>>27385311
On the flipside, a lot of attractive people hyperfocus on their own attractiveness because they know it's what they've got going for them. A slight blemish that no one else notices will worry the shit out of them
>>27385353
That could be true, but what's worse a very attractive person being agitated over something that nobody else notices or an unattractive person focusing on something that people notice and impacts their life?
I'm sure attractive and normal people have their issues, but I personally would give almost anything to have just those problems.
>>27384152
>Stop blaming other people for your problems, go get what you want out of life
>lift some weights
>Be the change you want to see in the world
Any other empty platitudes for me? Should I just "Bee myself?" Are there "plenty fish in the sea?" Should I "put myself out there?"
You're a fucking joke, no different from every other faggot that comes on here and (not so) humbly brags about how much better his life is and how he found the secret key to happiness and everyone else is a retard because they haven't found it.
What are you even doing here? You're literally flexing your muscles on the internet. You spit the same "U MAD BRO?" non-argument yet the first thing you could think of when you go on break isn't eating something, or having a cigarette, or checking myface-stagram, but going to /r9k/ and posting about how your tougher and better than everyone on this board.
Congrats. Here's a medal. Now fuck off.
>>27384303
>>27384152
>Has body dysmorphia
>thinks he's in a position to give others advice
You best believe we're laughing, nigga.
>>27385476
I never once bragged about anything you mouthbreather. You're mad as fuck for no reason. And I already ate my tuna and vegetables you mad bitchboy?>>27385556
How do i have body dysmorphia?
>>27385311
Robin williams just killed himself didn't he?
>Everyone still falls for this bait
It's just funny at this point.
>>27384152
That's now how clinical depression works, newfriend.
>>27386543
Robin Williams had a disease that mimics Alzheimers, you have no idea why he killed himself but you're assuming it's because he disliked himself?
>>27384152
GO GET YOURSELF KILLED, NORMIE
>can't get out of bed
>physically can't, there is no energy to use even if I wanted to, which I don't
>abstractly know these thoughts and behaviours aren't actually my personality and that I should get up and move, but it's like hearing someone else tell you in a different language, your brain doesn't process it.
>Feel worse because you know your family and any friends that have somehow hung around are getting tired of your bullshit
>want to cry but too tired
That's me right now. It's been a bad week.
On a good week, those feelings are all still there. You just have better defences. But they can't last forever, and soon they crack and the cycle continues.
Yeah but you keep lifting man, I'm genuinely happy you're happy. I'm depressed but that doesn't make me an asshole, I still have empathy. I hope you find some other way of spendin your time than making fun of people who can't help themselves.
9/10 bait needed a stronger image
>>27386524
You have over developed arms and you think they're you're weak point. You're like those girls that think they're fat when they're actually twigs.
Too bad all that lifting couldn't give you a personality.
>>27386736
Obviously you have some deep issues you need to be real with yourself about. What's bothering you? What goes through your mind on a typical day?
>>27386785
How are my arms overdeveloped? I lift and kickbox the point is to become stronger, faster and more powerful. A side effect of that is bigger muscles, deal with it.
>>27386796
Yep because I'm healthy and spend 5 hours a week lifting weights I have a horrible personality. Would being out of shape give me a better personality?
>people still replying to these kind of threads
even if it isn't bait he's a retarded narcissist. just stop you dumb cunts.
This is definitely a bait thread, but I don't really buy all that "neurotransmitter deficiency" shit shrinks try to trick you into. There's not one anti-depressant that will make you neurotypical again, they just make your thoughts a little calmer and dulled down. I'm open to depression being caused by some kind of brain defect, but it's definitely not low levels of serotonin.
Anyways fuck you, OP. I go days without eating a thing because I'm completely broke. Because of this fucking stupid requirement, I can't get food stamps. I'm living a shitty third-world life, even if I'm American.
>>27387200
Has no money for food
Has time and the capability to post on 4chan and complain
Fuckin lol
>>27387240
You know that guy could have been gifted or found a cellphone and be using someone elses wifi right now, right?
>>27387258
He must not be that hungry if he's posting on 4chan.
>>27384152
man that's brillaint you know when im feeling depressed because im out of work
or when i did find work it's heavy manual labor usually
fucking people harassing me, calling me names, pretending to be my friend while betraying me, stealing from me
you know what helps?
picking things up and putting them down
like i felt kind of uninteresting with all that bad melodrama in life i was like you know what i should get a girlfriend signed up for a website, normally my bio would just be blurbs like mostly just fishing to see what options there are but this wonderful thing happened!!! I could tell people about how i pick things up and put them down.
i mean whats you're excuse it's like you dont even fucking try to pick up heavy things and put them down. Are you some kind of sissy or something like really bro do you even pick things up and put them down?
>>27387316
I'm not sure what you mean. I grew up really fucking poor, moved in with my grandma at around twelve years of age and came home to an empty fridge every day after school so when the weekends came around I didn't have anything to eat (sole meal came once a day at school).
All I did back then was post on 4chan and play videogames
>>27387334
Exercise is scientifically proven to improve your mood along with many other benefits. Stop being such a bitch
>>27384152
I think it's probably fair to question whether it really qualifies as a disease, but the fact that some people live with an inability to crawl out of bed in the morning is inarguable.
>>27387344
Stop complaining instead of being proactive. You're not starving because if you were you'd be doing whatever the fuck you can to eat.
>>27387356
>Implying I don't exercise
Obviously weights are not the only thing that go over your head though.
Well I'm honestly just more bored than anything it's like I try talking to people and they don't even understand satire. You know what, maybe your right if I go picking up things and putting them down it will make everything better. How could picking things up and putting them back down repeatedly ever be a bad thing. It's like holy shit if I lived in a place that didn't want to hire me, if I started lifting weights I bet some manager would see me and be like "Boy I bet he can pick things up and put them down".
>feel like shit emotionally
>don't take care of self
>feel like shit physically
>this compounds with emotions and makes me feel even worse emotionally
>spiral out of control
it's a vicious cycle.
>>27387389
You should practice your reading comprehension, I'm not currently starving I stated in my previous post I grew up poor and that it's entirely possible to post on 4chan and be starving.
Not everyone here is in the same situation as you or in a position to go out and be proactive.
This faggot posts this same thread basically every month and you retards still fall for it
>>27387529
Your post says you go days without eating because you're broke. So you can't even keep up with your made up bullshit for more than 2 posts.
>>27384303
yet u posted as the OP image. billions of other images u could have chosen but u chose ur arms.
>>27387511
You just have to throw yourself into the fire and do it. You will feel better
I hope neural networking, image recognition, and natural language processing hurries up so I can automatically filter out the "suck it up text + chickenbone bicep selfie" posts. It shouldn't be too hard but I'm losing my patience.
>>27387747
I talk the talk and walk the walk son
>>27387773
You sound like you masterbate a lot
>>27387724
And thats why I stated you should work on your ability to read and comprehend
>>27387200
This is the original post that you are refering to
>>27387258
This is my post to you stating that it is entirely possible to post on 4chan and be so poor you go without food
You seem really stupid
>>27385053
>Even if people don't like you because of things as trivial as your race, it shouldn't effect how you see yourself
only a white person would say something like this. you see race as a trivial issue because you are a majority. youve never felt like an other because of your skin so race is nothing but a silly little concept only crybabies moan about.
u lack empathy and this isnt the first time ive seen ur dumbass arm being posted. take your messiah bulshit and take another board who actualy believes ur crap.
>>27387814
Holy fuck you're retarded, reread the last part of your original post.
>>27387830
Lol I actually got bullied by bigger black kids when I was younger. Even got jumped once.
>>27387862
How are you not understanding that the original poster who stated they go days without eating and I myself are two entirely different posters?
>You know that guy could have been gifted or found a cellphone and be using someone elses wifi right now, right?
How does this post that includes the worlds "that guy" imply that I'm the same person as the original poster.
Kill yourself or at least retake your ESL course
>>27387882
doesnt matter.... at all. ur still a majority, dummy.
by the way are u fucking attention whoring or something? is this what u do in ur spare time, bait people who are less privileged than you?
>>27387889
Holy fuck stop posting, you're beyond retarded.
>>27387830
>only a white person would say something like this. you see race as a trivial issue
>>27387928
>by the way are u fucking attention whoring or something? is this what u do in ur spare time, bait people who are less privileged than you?
>>27387928
I haven't posted here in months, I'm multitasking. Whites arent the majority in the world. Stop being such a bitter loser
>>27387975
But whites are the richest and more powerful in terms of business and politics. Whites can't be robots
>>27388034
Never said I was a robot,,
>>27387975
>I haven't posted here in months, I'm multitasking.
>ashamed of amount of time browsing the net, what can i say to convince people i have a life
>im doing a lot of stuff at once totally busy not sitting here reading the internet being a neet after i go to the gym totally busy
>Depression is a first world "disease".
Then why does Guyana have the highest suicide rate in the world?
>>27384152
WHY IS IT ALWAYS, ALWAYS MANLETS
WHY
FUCK
Chad detected
>getoutnormiefag
>>27388448
Im at work and managing a few social media accounts for one of my websites and listening to a podcast. I'll be going to the gym when I get off work though if that makes you feel better. Stay mad
>>27388709
Im 6 foot
>>27384587
This goes only for amerifags who get drugs on description for every minor incident.
>>27387973
Say what you want about Carl, but at least he didn't settle with the square black rimmed glasses like what has been trending for awhile now.
Why are people who lift the most insecure people ever? Seriously.
>>27389788
So r9k is full of people who lift weights?
