>Lol it's so small!
>It's almost as big as my clit!
Who babby dick here?
5.5 inches reporting.
>>27384027
If she has a 5 inch clit I have bad news for you broseph. Or good if you're into trannies.
>some guy actually takes to time to make this thread and set up a sockpuppet bait to make people feel bad
5.5 is literally the average in america, if you take out the vast hordes of mexicans and asians that might go up to 5.75. you don't have a babby dick anon, a babby dick is 5 or less
reporting in with my 2.2 inches
haha fuckin dicklets
>tfw no femanon to sph me over skype/kik
>tfw no good sph content
how do men know what size their penis is? has every guy seriously held a ruler against their erection? when do you do this? mid fap or do you like just decide one day its time to know and stroke your dick to erection and get the ruler out?
>tfw never measured my dick
Always terrified of the result I might get. The closest I have done is put my phone next to it, the screen is a little over 5 inches and the plastic around adds about half an inch or an inch or so. I'm about as big, so if I were to estimate I'd say I am 6 inches. I'm average looking so I guess there is at least that.
>>27384075
Most women consider average men to be completely unattractive. Even 6 inches is small.
>>27384272
>6inches is small
>this, coming from a virgin
lol
nuke this board, there is no hope for any of its inhabitants, this place is davy jones locker
>tfw 5 inches
kind of feels like i dodged a bullet by not being smaller but then again i still feel like i wont please someone who doesnt love me
which is no one
>girl is talking about how her ex had a small dick
>ask how big
>"about the size of my phone"
Reminder that if you don't have 8+ inches she thinks you're tiny
3.5 inches here. At what age does the penis stop growing?
i literally have a micropenis. you slightly below average guys dont know what its like
Is this another thread where virgins and guys who can count the number of girls they've fucked on one hand talk about dick size and womens' preferences?
>4.5 inch dick
>Show it to a virgin girl and she's super impressed
The trick is to just find someone who's never seen a penis and keep them away from the internet/other people forever.
Here's the graph if you guys wanna know how pleasurable your dicks are to girls.
>>27384460
>over 7 inches in girth
>enjoyable
top fucking kek, that's how you know it's bullshit, that's getting up there to a fuckign baby's head
>>27384460
>not only am i not in the colors but im not even on the map on the length
from the female point of view anything below 7 inches long and 6 inches thick is unfuckable/too small
>>27384514
t. male virgin in his 20s
>>27384507
Rarely do I offer sincere apologies on 4chan, but Jesus Christ man, I am so sorry.
>>27384507
we're talking flaccid, right?
>>27384514
>Virgins actually think this is believable bait
Literally the only people who will be fooled by this are other virgins. But if that's your goal you picked the right board.
>>27384649
no im talking bone pressed all the way while fully erect. flaccid is so far off the map its in another universe
>>27384185
>has every guy seriously held a ruler against their erection?
Obviously.
>>27384688
buddy ol guy, my heart aches for you. i cannot imagine how you must feel when people complain about 5 inches
i have my own insecurities over 6x5
anyone ever see it?
>>27384460
I really hope this is the meme modified one
>>27384688
w-what's the flaccid length?
>>27384514
>
BS, the world average is like 5.6 inches long and like 5 thick. Are you telling me the average is not ok?? WTF is wrong with the world!?!
>Are you telling me the average is not ok?? WTF is wrong with the world!?!
the predicament of an entire generation of young men summed up in one line of greentext
>>27384764
No, this one is the meme graph.
>>27384827
it doesnt matter what's average. women dont give a single fuck about average looks, average height, average dick, average salary, average whatever. female logic means if youre average you are actually below average/undesirable
>>27384507
>tfw your dick gets a b
feels good to be a normie senpai
>>27384912
>implying china doesn't skew the data
6.5 is average for whitey
>>27384724
when i played sports and had gym in middle school i either skipped showering or did it in my underwear while pretty much everyone was naked. in high school i had a prom date and went to a hotel and she was a christian virgin but still could tell it was obviously smaller than it should be. she was nice about it and let me have sex with her and i came in under a minute although it never really got into her vagina basically just rubbing against the pussy lips. then i was embarrassed even though she was trying to be as nice as possible which almost made it worse and so i just got dressed and left quickly. barely spoke after that, doubt she told anyone.
tried to have sex one other time a couple years later in college with a girl i met at orientation but she was a bitch and basically laughed and told me to get out. since then i stopped trying to get laid normally with people especially if i know them and will see them in the future. i have had sex with two hookers and both times they didnt react much because i told them about my situation ahead of time.
>>27385023
ffs, meant for:>>27384827
>>27385023
>5.6 percent of total us population
>going to skew the average by more than a fraction of an inch
epic retard-ignorant-of-how-statistics-work bait
7x5 on the dot. One girl has seen it but never fucked
"Thats a nice dick" is all she said
She also dated exclusively black men
>>27385054
China is 45% of the global population retard
>>27384027
You guys realize that people actually have baby penises right? Those guys would kill for a 5.5 incher.
Also women can't tell the difference between a 5.5 inch cock and a 7 inch cock. Your insecurity about your dick is 1000x more unattractive than your dick itself.
>>27385054
>BS, the world average is like 5.6 inches long and like 5 thick.
>world average
>world
>world
>not the us
>the fucking world
>you fucking moron
>not realizing the majority of women run on emotions
>implying dick size correlates with orgasms
>>27385108
>because those studies take into account all of the hundreds of millions of rural not-a-pot-to-piss-in subsistence farmers
>on top of this, posts a homoerotic picture of a dick with the same filename ive seen it posted with before, meaning you've been posting this picture multiple times and are obssessed with big cocks
quit while you're ahead. you're outmatched.
>>27384330
Mine is a bit taller than my Xperia C4. Am I good?
>>27385115
>Women can't tell the difference between a 5.5 inch cock and a 7 inch cock
>he actually believes this
>>27385164
>has no idea what a statistical sample is
>calls other people ignorant of statistics
it's time to kill yourself my man
>>27384805
not sure im overweight so its basically inside me and the fat when soft. cant really see it when i look down, have to bend over or look in the mirror. if i lost some weight it might be half an inch
4.9 inches here. Porn has destroyed my self esteem.
Haha a lot of you guys are smaller than me and I'm Korean.
>>27385211
Dont fret. I work with a fat bitch who fucked a dude with 4 in for years. She was a size queen only when it came to height. Very shallow odly for a landwhale
>>27385245
T H R E E P O I N T E I G H T
>>27385192
>he thinks whores who would review dildos online represent most women
>>27385245
but i am half korean
>>27384883
well that fucking blows
>>27385269
>tfw 7.5 inchesbut 5'6
>>27385197
you were originally trying to say the white average is 6.5 inches. i'll take the american average, 5.5. if you can give me a source that proves the average will go up by an inch if you take out that 5% of asians in america, i will make arrangements to fly to your location, and suck your balls
>>27385326
>implying america isn't 60% white
>>27385274
The one who reviewed the 13" bbc got almost a million views.
Someone is watching those videos and it's not a porn site so you can't attribute all of those to men.
>>27385354
are we really going to go into /pol/ memes and start splitting hairs about what is and isn't white?
im talking about white in the eyes of everyone outside 4chan. im talking white skin, the slavs count whether you like it or not
>>27385374
Non-Hispanic White 196,817,552 63.7 %
>>27385396
hispanics arent nearly as notorious for being dicklets as asians and indians are
that other 35% also includes niggers, which should be bumping the average UP according to your logic
average penis size for white guys is between 5.5 and 6, deal with it
>>27385423
>MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL MY DICK'S NOT SMALL
>>27385477
>that
>an argument
this whole time my dick has been 7 inches, i'm just not a retard like you and now you're mad that you got BTFO
victory tastes sweet
>>27385151
Not everybody lives in the US, you dick, also, I didn't know this board is for american robots only. When I was googling around, I didnt bother to look for an american study only. To be fair, it's hard to tell which study has the right information, and for the most part it gave about 5.5-5.6 inches for the world overall. But ok, I found two studies, one said that americanfags were 5.6 and another said they were 5.1. Happy? Now you are lower than worlds average according to one study :)
>>27385500
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU MY DICK'S NOT SMAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. IT'S TOTALLY 7 INCHES I SWEARRRRR.
wew
Who else /PenisHumiliation/ here?
>>27385549
>IM JUST GONNA KEEP POSTING SO IT LOOKS LIKE I DIDN'T LOSE THE ARGUMENT
>SEE
>I'M STILL POSTING LOOK AT ME
>I HAVE SUCH A BABY DICK :^(((
>5 inches
If you have anything bigger than a 4, you're a fucking normie. Fuck off.
WHO /2/ HERE?
>>27384349
I read it stops growing at 21.
>>27385579
2 inches isn't a dick, that's a clit
You should probably just become a trap, most guys wouldn't even question if you're a guy or not.
>>27385640
Fuck that.
I don't hate that I have a small dick, but I hate when faggots like OP have the average size and then cry about how cursed their genes are.
Feels good not wanting a gf.
>>27385674
You're just rationalizing. You want a gf, you've just made yourself believe you don't want one because you have a micro dick. If your penis was average size, you'd for sure want a gf.
>>27385706
Maybe some slut from a concert or something, but not some commitment or anything. I can't stand dating.
>>27385706
jesus christ just give it a rest with the trolling already and show some god damned compassion for the poor guy for fucks sake
why is the only thing that gives your ilk pleasure making other people hurt? you're not a good person
>>27384027
4 inches and proud. Fuck real women and their smelly cunts. Hentai master race ftw.
>>27385745
>implying it was ever my intention to be good
>>27385782
nice try, you sneaky butthole
>>27385272
>>27385275
This is me. Not original.
Hey look! It's that girl with the huge vagina! Hahahahaha!
