27 khv
Has anybody here ever seen real life boobs? Please, explain in detail.
>>27383424
I've seen/played with them. They're soft and squishy. You'll play with them a lot the first time you get access to a pair. After that they're still cool but you'll probably be more into the pussy. You can suck or bite the nipples and they firm up and she goes crazy. If she's on top of you it's really nice to bury your face between them.
>>27383424
>tfw obsessed with breasts
>tfw want to hire an escort with huge boobs and have her give me a titjob
>tfw too shy and introverted to even attempt something like that
>tfw big fat tiddies never ever
They're 3 headed monsters from space that have been sent to Earth to control the mass and bring apocalypse on this forsaken planet. Don't be fooled by pictures...
Seriously are that mentaly challenged? What the fuck do you think they're like
>>27383424
Never touched, but seen a few. I used to volunteer at a hospital for community service and you see private parts of all kinds, usually ugly ones. Here are the most notable ones:
>Be talking with a doctor, trying not to be super awkward, just attempting to be friendly
>He's old, but a really cool guy, really nice
>Doctor says an emergency is coming, asks if I want to watch.
>Say, "Okay, sure"
>Stand in corner in emergency room while doc and, like nine different types of nurses stand by.
>Victim comes in, drug overdose, fat white girl with big floppy tits comes in, moaning and groaning in pain
>Nurses use scissors to cut off her shirt and bra, tits sitting out there like cabbages
>Doctors gives her some pills, listens to her chest, all that shit
>Figures she's still breathing, still has heart, puts her in a bed for monitoring
Next one
>Same doctor asks if I want to check out the morgue
>Can't say no
>Takes me to a tunnel under the hospital, leads to a restricted area in the basement
>Dead body sitting on a metal table
>It's an older black lady
>Doc says medical examiner will check her out, probably drug overdose victim, shit there were a lot of those when I was there
>Dead black lady tits and genitalia just sitting there
>Smells like a zoo full of rotten pork
>We quietly leave
Last one
>Going around the floors handing out water to patients
>Go to old lady's room, she had to be at least 70
>Timidly ask if she wants a cup of water
>Smiles a weird grin, she has no teeth
>Takes off her gown, see her wrinkly old lady tits and granny panties.
>Pulls down her panties, starts shitting in bedpan right there
>Bolt out of there like I was in mortal danger
I didn't want to do anything on that floor after that.
25 hkv here
saw my 18 y.o. 10/10 coworker's nipple when she leaned over. it was glorious, i almost passed out. she knew but she didn't say anything and she was really flirty after that, but of course i'm 100% full blown autismo
>>27384023
>h
How do you manage that?
>>27383424
Khv?original faggot
>>27384092
by being fucking hideous and disgusting and worthless
>>27384128
Kissless handholdless virgin.
The h could also stand for hugless.. I'm not sure which one OP meant.
It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
I paid to fuck this chick the other night. It was terrible and her tits were all lumpy
>>27384317
why would you pay for that? I don't think you could pay me to fuck that nasty ham planet
>>27384317
>and her tits were all lumpy
You might want to tell her she has breast cancer.
Made out with a qt3.14 azn. She had a nice pair of tits on the smaller side. However, they were a handful so good enough. So soft and slightly squishy, nipples got really hard when i licked and sucked on them. Good times.
>>27383424
>be me, 11 years old
>masturbation feels like heaven
>cumming is even better
>mom still thinks I'm innocent though
>ocasionally goes around topless
>the clueless woman
>be casual weekend night, watching tv, laid on our sofa
>mom is taking a bath
>sexy scene on the movie I'm watching
>get horny
>decide to masturbate
>pull down my pants
>begin to jerk myself off
>FEELSGOODMAN.JPG
>almost there
>shit, mom is coming out
>quickly pulls up a blanket
>pants still down under the blanket
>mom leaves the bathroom
>oh god
>nothing covering her milf body except for a towel wrapped around her waist
>shes drying her hair
>as she moves, her beautiful pair of tits balance gracefully with that recently bathed smell
>can feel my pre cum coming out
>she suddenly sits beside me
>penis is throbbing hot
>needs to cum badly
>"Is this movie any good, son? Looks interesting. Think I'll watch it with you. Here, rest your head on me"
>"O-ok."
>the clueless woman
>slowly rest my head on her lap
>gosh, what a temptation
>can't take her boobs out of my mind
>spend the rest of the movie rubbing my sweating legs against each other, trying not to be caught
>"gonna grab some cookies for us, brb"
>she's gone to the kitchen
>rush to the bathroom
>jerking myself off like there's no tomorrow
>still have the image of her boobs
>proceed to have the best orgasm ive had in my life to this day
>>27384192
Hand holding falls under T for touching.
Like say, I am a KHTV, OP meant hugless.
>>27385385
Oh. I've never seen KHTV before.
>>27385518
Well now you know, newfriend.
