You literally cant be a robot unless you live in Kansas.
>new england doesn't count
Poe and Lovecraft couldn't have been wrong.
Leavenworth here
Also known backwards as WorthLeaven
I've never been to Kansas. I assume it's all corn fields and tornadoes. I'm more curious how you can't be a robot living there
>>27382485
Sad that such a beautiful corner of the US is turning into a cesspit
>>27382669
Pretty sure it's just Maine that got cucked by Somalians
>>27382443
Seriously you couldn't pay me to live there
But.... no one lives in kansas.
.......
>>27382640
It's not that bad. We get tornadoes but never in the city.
>>27382443
I have been waiting for this day for 4 years. Hello fellow Kansas robot. I am from Topeka. Did you happen to see the smoke from that border fire yesterday? It looked like Shanghai where I was. Anyways, very pleasant to meet you and see Kansas anons speaking up site wide, much less making an entire thread. >>27373811
Who /kc metro/ here?
Crimedotte reporting in.
real robots live in CA f amm
>tfw surrounded by sunshine and beautiful people in socal
>tfw tech bros rule in norcal
>tfw sjws everywhere
>tfw can't even afford to live in my car
those are true robot feels
Indiana is basically the same as Kansas but probably with shittier weather.
It's cold as fuck and I'm listening to the wind howl around my car and can't see because there's blowing mist everywhere.
>>27384266
It's cold as hell right now in KC.
I wish it was constantly cold though. I like being a bear.
>>27382443
What about Kansas City Missouri?
>>27382443
Or Florida
FUCK
>>27384309
>I like being a bear.
Faggot
>>27384554
Not that way, homo.
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>>27382443
Pretty much the entire column of North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska and Oklahoma are prime robot territory
Overland Park transplant here and I wish I lived somewhere more rural. Suburban living is magnitudes worse when you're in the Midwest. You need a car to go anywhere.
>>27384456
Sure. You guys have the royals and the skyline anyway.
