Tell me a story in 6 words, robots.
Winner gets 10 GBP
Woke up, watched Oz, now here.
OP was a giant fucking faggot.
big black cocks, white boy pussy
She met his eyes only once.
I'll be careful- you'll be dead!
>>27381818
Dave got crushed by a car.
>>27381851
boypussy is one word dummy
Im gay and i wanna die
>>27381818
The smallest coffins are the heaviest
>>27381818
Chad Thundercock died doing nomie things.
>>27381818
For sale: Dank meme, never worn.
He kidnapped her
she ate eggs
a brave man tickled a whale
I fapped, my dick is chapped.
>>27381879
And that was only 5 words, all you had to do was follow the motherfucking cocksucking train!
>>27381818
No you piece of shit. Die.
>>27381818
love of my life hates me
>>27381818
There's snow on Mount Fuji nigga!
He had no girlfriend, then died
Woke up. Dinosaur was still there.
>>27381818
There is no story to tell.
Baby rhino loves his big rhino.
>>27381933
that was seventeen words, you cunt.
To love is to see blindly
I am no longer happy here.
Nobody interceded while he burned alive.
popped her tit and milk erupted
>>27382020
Never happy here to begin with.
You were supposed to be awesome
Robot hates puppets, he is scum
man rolls, gets doubles, check 'em
liver disease daddy gets some pussy
>>27382004
5 Good boy points for Anon
Finding them entwined, Malcom shot both.
I want to rape my tulpa
>>27381818
Hard life, one solution: allahuh akbar.
>>27382070
GIVE ME GOOD BOY POINTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>27381818
Mistakes when sober. Only logical solution
Friend introduced us, still no gf
insecure autistic bodybuilder rapes several men
>>27382111
Trips get. good boy points acquired.
That ass was fat, he came
Penis got stuck in vacuum again.
>>27381818
Failed class. Attempted suicide. Failed again.
Unitied States of America in shambles.
>>27382185
According to plan? Of course, roach.
a man's rectum becomes personal storage
fighting chad only makes him stronger
Posting, "Femanon here," will derail threads.
>>27382213
meme gets forced, it sticks anyways
>>27381818
season six is going to suck
>>27381818
Surgeon saves patient. Patient thanks God.
I made that fool drink piss.
doesn't have autism, doesn't get neetbux
>>27382264
the truth in ties, only lies
>>27382252
Thread derailed again. Fuck this board.
>>27382264
Doesn't understand dank memes, dumb normalfag.
Had a date today, went well
skinny jeans today, gay sex tomorrow.
Our bedroom. Two voices. I knock.
>>27382346
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Too much stress. No more life.
Oh man
It's taking me overThat song is magical, man
Are you aware are you tonight
Excessive virtual life brought real hemorrhoids.
>>27382346
That was a good one
fell in love, hit the ground
Fun night, Dank memes, Dead hookers
Nothing exciting ever happened. The End.
I was born with thick skin.
>>27381818
They met, He smiled, She didn't
suicide aint acceptable but why live
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
I cri errytym
I say the future is ours!
Nothing ever happens in this town.
>>27381818
Please don't do it anon, please!!!
Anon, you are not the father
Saw her smile. Crashed the car.
Rancid cheese odors exploded from you!
I planted a few rose bushes.
>>27381818
two words are missing.
just kidding.
Today will be better than yesterday
He came in, baby came out.
>>27381818
I snapped your penis.
not kidding
I'm going to commit suicide tonite.
>>27382704
His penis snapped off, he's pregnant!
- Rudy Rucker
>>27381818
fuck you, go away you faggot
>>27381924
>>27381925
>>27382272
These posts are my favorite ones
>>27381818
I failed grade school math.
>>27382875
if you're interested, there's always more
http://www.sixwordstories.net/
>>27381818
I make robots happy with memes
(paypal in name if you liked it)
>>27382954
>only 5 words
Leaving the board for the year
>>27382996
I medically trained, to inject morphine
>>27381818
For sale: One gf, 4000 GBPs
>>27381818
they all lived happily ever after
Some men live a simple life
Want to be trans sans psychosis
>>27383003
i think you missed the joke
>>27383188
I just got it. Nice one.
>>27381818
The world was reconstructed by lolis.
>>27381818
...and then...
.
.
.
...I realized...
.
.
.
...my dubs.
>>27381818
TLDR: OP is a fucking faggot.
For sale: anon's virginity, never used
>>27381818
Give up. You are here forever.
Went outside, people around, back inside.
>>27381818
Never going to give you up.
>>27383619
Never going to bake a pie.
>>27383573
I can relate to that shit
>>27381818
"Jet Fuels Can't Melt Steel Beams..."
i waited twelve hours to reply
>>27381818
"We waited...
...but OP never delivered."
>>27382070
Five points given, five points left!
No croissants today, boss.
>implying anyone has been here long enough to remember this
>Before he knew, it was over.
>There's nothing left once shadows manifest.
>Like his hopes, lights turned off.
>Born to die, live to fail
>>27381818
You think you can?...
Without me?
>>27381818
I loved her, I really did
"In the beginning, there was moot."
No John, you are the zombies
>>27381818
They only cared after the fact
i masturbate to my own reflection
>>27381818
She was so cold
>>27381836
>>27384077
*she was so stone cold dead
>>27381818
He was just eight years old
>>27381818
You'll never talk to her again
I came, I saw, I conquered.
>>27381818
Slowly he came to realize he died
I am cooking delicious healthy almond tendies with fresh mayo hotsauce
I still need to whip up some fresh mayo dipping sauce from scratch
>>27384326
>>27384360
Fuck your recipes nigga, fuck em
Took a shit, no toilet paper.
Terrible news. Millions dead. Something enslavement.
Now I have a machine gun
Some people just need to die
He forgot everything and went home
>>27381818
She left him broken and empty.
>>27381818
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and
>You will never cum in stacy
Born, Grow, Fuck, Grow, Die, Repeat
mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN
Baby shoes for sale, never used
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