One of these threads? They are consistently mildly entertaining.
Can't post the ones I want with this low file size limit.
>>27381275
>gaming pc
>internet
>drugs and alcohol
>no roommates
>internet access
>drugs and alcohol
>mystery box
>molly and larry
>>27382060
Who the fuck would choose Larry? I'd rather have the Muslim. Seriously, sexually harassing me, dressing up as a girl, possibly a psychopath?
>>27382097
He seems like a fun guy to have around.
>loves nerdy hobbies
>wont fuck any girls
>>27382147
Why does it matter if you're choosing the girl who wouldn't have sex anyway?
>gaming pc
>internet
>drugs and alcohol
>madison and larry
Why would you pick anything else? Have vanilla sex regularly, play games, shitpost, get drunk and high with Larry.
>>27382147
>he dresses up like a girl for you
i assume this means i can fuck him too, no reason to not take this guy
>>27382097
Why not choose Larry? You could get Madison and Larry drunk as fuck and have both of them suck your dick at the same time.
>>27382168
Fuck I'm too tired to be reading all these people.
I'll just try to rape her or whatever.
>>27382177
>madison and larry
I have to agree, all the other choice are absolute shit
>Molly
dude drugs lma
>Zoe
sjw slut
>Chad
will cuck you
>Ahmed
WE WUZ KANGS
>>27381275
Larry
Ahmed
Mystery box
Mystery box
Mystery box
JUST FUCK MY DAY UP
Gaming PC
Internet access
Junk food
Zoe and Ahmed so I can sacrifice Zoe to Ahmed.
Then I can be chill with Ahmed because I'm a mulatto.
>>27381275
>Gaming PC has emulation disabled
>no option for consoles
Ultra-anal PCfag detected. "There was never a good game on any console ever pleb!!"
>>27382268
computer internet drugs
molly & zoe
fuck it. i can deal with a feminist harpy if im high off my ass the whole time.
>Zoe and Ahmed
Don't need entertainment...maybe the iphone so I can record the fights
>>27381275
can I pick no roommates?
if so
>ipod
>internet
>mystery box
>>27382294
I honestly cannot understand why you would pick either of them over Madison.
>>27381275
Only acceptable choice
>3 mystery boxes
>2 Ahmeds
>>27382323
>>27382268
>>27382294
These gave me a hardy chuckle
>>27382320
i dont like sports
>gaming PC
>internet access
>iPhone
>Molly
>Zoe
>>27381275
1. Gaming PC (I can easily get past a year with this alone)
2. Weight Set (To get /fit)
3. Stash of Games (In case there's any social interaction with roommates)
4. Madison (Best girl)
5. Larry (Like my current roommate)
>>27382320
I think picking Molly + Madison would be an interesting time. Madi can get jealous as she watches you twist and pervert the pure christian molly into whore, to the point where breaks down and becomes a degenerate herself.
I have no idea how women actually are, I just think this should happen
CHAD + LARRY
also internet, drugs, and mystery box because no third option is worth it
>>27381275
Not proud, but realistically I would choose:
Gaming PC
Junk food
Kindle
Zoe
Molly
Not looking forward to listening to the ukelelelelele.
>>27382413
>Madi can get jealous as she watches you twist and pervert the pure christian molly into whore, to the point where breaks down and becomes a degenerate herself.
why boner
internet
drugs & alcohol
PC
Madison & Larry. seriously who the fuck else would you pick its no question
>>27382547
nvm i thought i had to pick a male & female. i will trade larry for molly thank you
>>27382591
Larry and Madison would be much better bro trust me. Would you rather have a weird yet interesting bro to get drunk and high with, or some puretrash Christian bitch who would do nothing but make Madison jealous?
>>27381275
Internet Access
iPod
Drugs + Alcohol
fuck a roommate
>>27381940
friendly monkey
bidon beserker
cat thief
quiet panda
>>27381275
>internet
>kindle
>weights
>Chad and Larry
Internet, drugs, weights.
Chad and Ahmed
>>27381275
>ereader
>smart tv
>stash of games
>Molly and Zoe
The only way it'd be okay to live with three people in a room for a year. It seems like the internet is a single device, as is the video game choice and ereader and ipod, so one person could hog them the whole time. There's got to be enough variety for everyone to get to do stuff at the same time. I figure two people will probably watch movies most of the time with one person reading (hopefully me), while we occasionally have a game night. I could easy get along with both of the girls, since I don't care about sex. Would be a pretty comfortable set-up all in all.
>>27381275
>Internet
>Drugs
>Weights
>Madison
>Larry
I'm good with managing drug dosage and moderation.
Get swole so Madison will fuck me.
Then I use the weights to beat Larry's punk ass the first time he even hints at pulling some weird shit.
>>27381275
>Weight set
>iPod Classic
>Sports stuff
>Madison
>Chad
I'm already a fat NEET shut-in in this life, might as well get my shit together if I'm forced into a position like that.Chad and I will be best buds, deal with it, nerds.
>>27382977
You just cucked yourself, bro
>>27383563
We'll see about that, I'll fuck Chad's tight ass if he ends up taking Madison.
>>27383583
Chad teleports behind you with his cock out
*nothin personnel, brah*
his knowledge of wrestling allows him to pin you down
he fucks your anus
"Shit was so cash"
>>27381275
> drugs and junk food. Spend an entire year on a DMT trip, making everything else irrelevant.
>>27381275
Can I not uses the gaming PC for Netflix if I also pick internet?
>>27381275
>Weights
>Smart tv
>Phone
>Molly and Madison
I'll keep my pimp hand strong. It'll be a challenge keeping it drama free but I'm the alpha there. Eventually we'll be having 3somes. Then one day they decide to do their lez thing and cut me out completely.
>>27381275
entertainment:
>gaming pc
>internet
>weight set
roommates:
>madison
objectively the best roommate with barely any downsides
>larry
only decent choice left, also might end up killing himself after getting cucked by madison
if i don't have to choose 2 then get rid of larry
>>27383895
Lord let us recite the Pimp's Prayer...
>Gaming PC
>Internet Access
>Iphone
>Madison
>Larry
>>27383924
fine choice
>>27383924
I thought about the weights, but I realized a phone would be good to hear from my parents since I'm not estranged from them.
I'll take internet, the weight set and the mystery box.
I'll also take molly and ahmed. This is bound to be fun.
>>27381275
>No option for a guitar
I would probably just kill myself
>>27381275
Internet acces
Mystery box
Mystery box
Zoe
Madison
>>27384014
i got internet though pham
>>27381275
This one sucks because internet access makes many of the options redundant.
>gaman pc
>internet
>mystery box
>Zoe
>Larry
Now let's rank the roommates.
Molly
>christian
Into the trash it goes.
Madison
>too clingy
Zoe is as close to perfection as you can get.
I like Chad, but there's a better option.
Whoever made this version is a bit of a loser, though.
Larry is a good fit for me and Zoe, and I get to watch her peg him.
>no """""threat""""" to fuck any woman
Creator confirmed loser.
>Ahmed
Of course he makes the black dude the most stereotyped and least appealing of all the options. There is one and only one reason to pick him, and that's if you're extremely anxious about living with three people and the mystery box contains evidence to get him v& on day 1.
Do we get to choose what's in the box or will op not be a faggot and assign one to us?
>>27384301
If op is a faggot, I replace mystery box with stash of games. trpg night would be too good to pass up.
>>27384301
back to r/eddit you fucking normie piece of shit
>Internet
>Drugs
>Ipod
>Zoe
>Larry
this will be fun, I wish it was real ;-;
>>27381275
>Gaming PC
>Internet Access
>Kindle eReader
>Madison
>Larry
Almost my dream life. Already all the things I have, but with infinity and roommates I could potentially fuck. Would be a great year. Only thing missing from this list is musical instruments.
>>27382292
>not playing in-browser emulators on laptop for older consoles
>not downloading newer emulators to the laptop and running them from the pc
Consoles aren't the reason why pcfags are superior.
>>27384136
this t b h
I was kinda hoping the mystery box could have something though
>>27384301
>Zoe
Enjoy your anal leakage
>all these madison fags
how delusional can you guys get
>>27381275
>stash of games
>internet access (assuming i can use it to play music, i mean why would anyone pick the ipod then?)
>weight set
I would love to pick a mystery box because i like to gamble but im never going to know what u get because this is never going to happen, so theres no reason to get a mystery box.
>larry, no question
>zoe
>>27381275
>ipod
>weight set
>sports stuff
>Madison
>Larry
Might as well get swole
>infinite free books
>weight set
>stash of games
Then give me Larry and Zoe. I have no intention of engaging in any sexual activity, so those bits don't matter. It isn't a moral thing, sex is just gross.
>>27381275
Weight sex, mystery bot, book reader.
Molly and Ahmed.
>>27381275
>drugs
>internet access (assuming I can download music and other stuff, kinda renders the other electronic stuff obsolete)
>mystery box? I guess
>molly, zoe
>>27381940
friendly monkey
mysterious penguin
bison berserker
quiet panda
Madison brings nothing to the table, and you have to give up one of your slots just to make her bearable. You're only picking her for stacy rape wish fulfillment.
>>27381275
Gaming pc
Internet
Drugs
Molly
Larry
>>27381940
Panda fighter
Mole mechanic
Sheep priestess
Penquin wizard
kindle, ipod, and either physical games (though i worry no one would play them with me, would be an easier pick if more roomates), or more likely the sports stuff
zoe and chad because maybe they'd help me be less autistic and i could lose my khv status to one of them. would have picked larry if it weren't for the psychopathic tranny thing, i actually find him more attractive desu
>>27381275
>gaming PC
>iPod classic
>Kindle
>Chad
>Ahmed
Hilarity ensues
>gaming pc
>internet
>stash of games
I was considering an e-reader but then I realised the PC could do that
>Madison and Ahmed
>>27383927
Boondocks is gr8 desu.Ronald Reagan is da devil
>>27381275
>Gaming PC
>Internet
>Junk food
I have a god-tier metabolism and I never get fat no matter how much I eat so I'm ok with the junk food.
>Madison and Chad
They will lock themselves up in a room and have sex all day and hopefully leave me the fuck alone so I can enjoy my vidya and shitposting.
Finally one of these threads. I absolutely love spending some time doing those. Extremely comfy.
>>27381275
Kindle, Drugs, iPod, Madison and Larry.
>Gaming PC
>Internet
>iphone
>Madison
>Larry
>>27381275
Gaming PC
2 Mystery Boxes
Chad
Larry
