Am I the only one that finds pussy eating disgusting? Why would anyone want to lick someone's insides that probably tastes like a rotten fish?
>>27380603
>>27380603
>probably
you find the "idea" of eating pussy disgusting. you are also a virginfag. go hang out with the rest of them in the xkcd irc rooms.
>>27380603
Do you also find dick sucking disgusting? When you actually have sex you find yourself enjoying things you never thought you would.
>>27380603
try boipussy heard its less fishy.
>>27380603
It doesn't taste like rotten fish. It tastes like raw flesh. Imagine slicing open your armor, cleaning all the blood out, then licking inside it. It tastes like salt, flesh, sweat, and slightly like blood. It's not pleasant.
>>27380603
You are a virgin aren't you? It doesn't smell like rotten fish.
Also, sex is partly a stimulating thing because of people touching your dick, but think about what you watch porn for. Women making faces from being turned on, right? At least at some level. That's what sex is like, having someone do something to you is kind of hot, the IDEA of having someone doing stuff to you is way hotter. Fucking a girl feels good, but the expression the girl makes when she cums is waaaay hotter.
You eat out a girl to make a girl feel good, because the look on her face and the sounds she makes when you're eating her out is better than 10 blowjobs
>>27380677
hold up there, friend, you have committed the logical fallacy of false equivalency
a dick is just a protruding piece of dry, normal skin. the vagina is wet on the interior at all times, and shit smells when it's wet that's just common sense
>>27380603
Only unhygienic fat girls taste like fish
Clean pussy tastes like... pussy i guess
>>27380748
piss literally comes out of the dick. unwashed dick smells terrible too. you can go down on a dick and it can taste fucking terrible.
people need to just wash themselves.
>>27380603
>someone's insides
So, I guess you're opposed to kissing as well?
>>27380766
My unwashed dick normally has the odor of what I ate last. What about you guys?
>>27380845
Your not cleaning your hands enough fampie
>>27380603
>probably
>to lick someone's insides
>>27380845
That happens. Wash your dick with soap when you're showering.
>>27380900
What does that have to do with it. I keep my hands washed throughout the day too. It's literally from when I wipe my finger on the underside of my dick and take a whiff or when I whip my dick out to pee if it's especially stinky
>>27380934
I take a handful of bodywash and massage my dick/balls and buttcrack to keep em clean. The smell normally shows up at the end of the day after the gym and eating dinner
>>27380603
Watch them squirm and gasp for air as you send them into a state or pure bliss?
I like it when they grab at my hair and ask for more.
But to each their own man.
>>27380603
I find it disgusting. I've had 1 sexual partner. This ended 3 years ago and I haven't had any action since. I gave her oral sex and nah I don't dig that shit 2bh pham
>>27380603
Ive tasted my own, kind of musky like lamb meat, not too bad but a little metallic. Got a gross texture like loose snot or water based lube though
>what's cum taste like, OP?