>dad found the Fuck Master Pro 5000
>>27380380
>cousin found the poop uniform
>>27380380
>not sharing your Fuck Master Pro 6000 with your dad
what century is this
what planet am i on
am i even awake right now
>>27380380
>son, you realise the 6000 S has been out since feb right?
>wife's son found the wiener cleaner
>sister found the vomit helmet
>mom thinks I have a bad cold
>it's actually fluid from my prolapsed rectum
>>27380380
That should be the wake up call he needs to actually support you more in life, instead he'll just get angry and take it out on you.
>mom cleaned the booger wall
>>27380380
made me kek OP. don't worry your suffering has meaning
>sister opened the fruit fly drawer
>Father's step daughter found the sputum suture
>>27380380
>penis inspector found the shitting snorkel
>Jews found evidence for the Holocaust
>Mother's accountant spilled the chyme chore
>>27380380
>sister found my cum urn
>dad's brother's daughter's son found the Anal Annihilater
>>27380997
>cum urn
>>27380380
You guys like to joke around with illiteration and random objects like the shitting snorkel and the anal annihilator and all that but the other day my mom actually found my pissing pants and she cleaned them and I was blood-red mad
>>27381307
lol good one m8
>>27381396
I'm not joking, they're not pants that I piss into, they're pants that I wear when I go piss in the toilet.
>second cousin found the gootch grinder
>>27381433
kek, im liking the candid variation here
>>27380997
>Cum Urn
I busted up
>my mom's husband found my cum corner
>my wife's husband found the ass machine
>tfw grandma finds the pus sauciere
>therapist found the piss pasta
>tfw uncle found the jism prism
>>27381505
>cum corner
That sounds like an exciting game show that I'd watch everyday
>>27380599
>wife's son
u 'avin a giggle?
>>27380628
I'm confused, what is this? Is this aids?
>>27381433
Explain more, anon. Why do you need pants specifically for pissing?
>neighbor made a sound complaint about the yell bell
>>27380997
what's a cum um
>>27381759
Do you ever use the washroom in the middle of the night and you're just in your underwear, or in the summer when you're wearing shorts?
Maybe it's just me and I have an extra-strength bladder or something, but every single time that I take a piss there's a ridiculous blast radius of piss and toilet water that shoots out from every angle and splashes all over my legs. I then have to wash my fucking legs. every single time.
I'm also always sitting with one leg crossed over and my hands often resting on my pants legs, and then I rub my eyes or make myself a sandwich or something and get piss & toilet water all over me.
So I designated an old pair of pants that would be used exclusively as piss-blockers for my legs. Day or night.
So these things were absolutely caked in piss and toilet water from months of us and then one day I found that she's just throw them and the rest of my clothes into one load of laundry. I now have to wash everything again while she's sleeping or something.
>I swallowed the whole prone bone Toblerone
>>27381864
Wow. Pissing pants is the newest meme
>>27381729
>what is this? Is this aids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cmEWaANxOA
>reddit found 4chan &@%@%&#
>>27380380
> Tfw I actually have a designated pair of gym shorts to fap into
> they are so crusty now
> still stuffed I into my drawer
>boyfriend found my quim quiverer
>>27380380
>Sanjay found the designated shitting beach
>uncle's former roommate found my bishop beater
>Step-son's half sister found the rub repository
>Sister found my corn porn
>accidentally wearing semen shirt to school
>son's wife found the butter blaster
>Dad opened my mail containing a dragon dildo
>Didn't even get to do a /v/ unboxing thread
>sister walks into my room
>piss bottle laying out in open view
>she asks why it's yellow
>say because I pee in bottles sometimes god damn son
>she smiles says ok and leaves
In the moment wasn't so bad but afterwards felt awkward about it, I don't want her to think I'm a weirdo
>>27385773
She probably thought it was a joke
>grandma's friend found the pubic hair shoebox
>Grandma found the pepperoni pizza
>jimmy found the
