>going to a party tonight
>first time doing anything of this sort
>drugs, alcohol, wimmin will be abundant
wish me luck robots
>>27379721
Why? You'll be standing in the corner the entire time and you know it
>>27379759
This, lmao. Have fun though.
>>27379721
Go fuck yourself normie.
>>27379721
Make sure that you don't pace yourself at all and that you're the most obnoxious one there for the entire time until you pass out. That's the only way to win
>>27379759
yeah that was me, and is me everytime
>>27379805
Just repeat the phrase "I am Hunter S Thompson" over and over again in your head until you've drank enough to start believing/shouting it.
>>27379721
Good luck, Anon. Hope you have fun.
Maybe getting drunk will help you.
it will be a disappointment
they always are
>>27379721
You will stand in the corner bored shitless wishing you were at home playing vidya/watching chinese cartoons/whatever else you do for fun.
>>27379721
you're cute enough anon, if that's your picture. normies are shit, you'll realise eventually after the fifth or sixth party you attend
It probably won't be as raucous as you think it will. Just drink lots of booze. Wish I had had more opportunities for free booze.
