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>tfw the get a sports car meme worked >tfw gf
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>tfw the get a sports car meme worked
>tfw gf
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>tfw your relationship's success is predicated entirely on your economic value
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>>27379348

What car was it?
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>>27379429
It's probably the one in the picture anon
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>>27379348
Nice Corvette mang
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>>27379429

2014 boxster
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>>27379422

if you're a manlet
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>>27379446

Why not take an actual photo then?
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>>27379479
well he might be lying. this is the internet after all
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>>27379463
haha boxster is an old mans car
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>getting a Chad mobile
Stick to the meme cars my family
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>>27379507
>hachi roku
>miata
>twingo
the holy trifecta
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>>27379507
The 80s CRX was so fucking sweet
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>>27379422
Welcome to dating in the western world. It's a harsh truth. Unless you are able to find a unicorn, attractive women only date financially stable men. It's natural. Their instincts are telling them they are going to be rearing children, and they need a mate who is capable of keeping the rain off their head and food on the table.

The fastest way to demonstrate financial success is by choice of automobile. It also says something about the man. Just telling a woman, "I am successful and make 100 grand a year" is socially retarded and can be considered rude. Pulling up for dinner in high end car says the same thing, without saying it.

I have been able to afford various sports cars for a decade now. Yes they definitely have gotten me laid. Without a doubt. Especially with women who actually know and love cars themselves. My current gf grew up in a family that raced amateur sprint cars. Met her when she walked up to me at the gym and asked what modifications my car has.

Good lucking finding a legit 8 or higher who is willing to ride around in a POS beater that smells like busted tailpipe.
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>>27379463
>boxster

>sports car

WEW
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>>27379463
>2014 boxter
>not a 2016 911

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i hope you didn't lease it you cuck
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>>27379463
Kek manlet detected

FYI r9k anyone 6ft and above won't even fit in one of those things
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HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A CORVETTE OR A MUSTANG WHICH ARE CHEAPER THAN A BOXSTER, BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OP WHY DO IT TO YOURSELF
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>>27379348
>getting gold diggers

>>27379464
No one wants to be with a broke lanklet either. Your economic value matters more if you're a manlet though.
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>>27380200

>implying a rust stain or vette is better at that price point
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>>27380243
Corvette is a performance bargain fammy. I pity the fool who spends the same amount of money on a car that doesn't even hove a proper roof.
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>>27380243
Bitchs can't tell the difference
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>>27380305
They go for $80k now
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>>27379463
>porsche
>anything but 911

lol gtfo you fucking pleb
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>>27379537
no car threads without someone mentioning a miata
daily reminder pic related
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>>27380323
They what now?
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>>27380130
my uncle used to have one and he's 6'4
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>>27379348
I just got my BMW out of winter storage today.
What tactics did you use, anon?
Did you just drive around shouting at women like Elliot Rodger?
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>>27380343
>not a Carrera GT

fucking plebs
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>>27381522
>implying your average robot can handle all those horses

hee hee
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>>27379497
>>27379767
>>27379811
>>27380130
>>27380343
>>27381522
>>27381576
>implying any of you ever owned a car
fucking lmaoing holy shit, u virgins never cease to amuse me
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>>27379348
We stay racecar. Too bad yours is slow.
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>>27381600
Don't project brah. I need a car for my wagecuck job
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All of you need to step up your game. Whoever pays for a car is a cuck. A KEK.

I have a car from my company. A Mercedes CLA.
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>>27381438
Sure thing bud

Origami 2bh
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>>27380634
im not saying you'd have to pay $80K for one but if you think you're leaving a dealership with a stingray brand new for $55K then you are naive
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>>27381751
>taking a hand out from your jew boss
>not buying a car and writing it off as a business expense

top cuck
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>>27381846
>not buying
stopped reading there
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>>27380634
That's like the base price without A/C, cd player, auto windows and doors. Probably a stick shift too. And pre-tax
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>>27381887
Mine was 62k fully loaded z51.
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>>27381881
>believing the depreciating asset jew meme

Maybe you should stop buying food too since it's a deprecating asset
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>>27379348
>>27381522

Even someone who's 6ft would have their head scraping the ceiling of these things

Porsches are overcompensating manlet cars
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>>27381941
>>27381941
hello friend. I hope you notice the lack of roof
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>>27381950
Kek

Great counterargument

You sure proved me wrong

/sarcasm
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>>27381994
Yeah so? Everything is overcompensating for something. Job, house, car, career. We can't all be Chad and have the ability to fuck beautiful women in a cardboard box.
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>tfw you pay thousands to stick your dick in a moist meat hole
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>>27379811
>Panamera shittin' on the 9-11
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>>27379348
>every girl I've taken in my convertible I've fucked/gotten head from
>only 4 but still
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