>meet up with qt teen from tinder
>think I'm finally going to lose virginity
>have had a hard on the entire week leading up to it in anticipation
>when we meet I can't get hard and just lick her click
I fucking hate everything
Estas bromeando?
Wait , so you cuddle and shit and still not hard as diamonds ?
>>27379049
>Finally take courage to take a photo of me and use it for tinder
>While taking it and seeing at my reflection I just turn off the phone in disgust and sadness
>>27379049
Just have her suck you off m8. What are you a fucking gay retard?
Naw, that kinda sucks dude, sorry
Get the fuck off this board normaltrash.
>>27379049
where is the OP image from?
>>27379270
a raging liberal cuck
>>27379049
How do you not her hard? She's a QT teen they could be autistic but still cute enough to get hard. And why would you eat her out of all things, shits disgusting my family you won't be able to get that disgusting taste out of your mouth for about a week
it's happened to me too
i fucking hate this hookup culture we live in, where it is expected of us to fuck a girl like a sex god before even knowing her to secure some kind of a relationship with her when it used to be the opposite
everything is so fucking gay
not the only one brah. just my hard just before i stick it in her. because her face is pretty ugly
>>27379843
>tfw girls lose interest if you dont fuck them within two dates
>>27379709
>ywn rub your dick accross her face
why live?
>>27379939
Seriously how did AIDS Skrillex if all people get this cutie?
Maybe he doesn't even touch her while she gets fucked by Trump supporters everyday
>>27379244
>dude just put your limp cock in her mouth
Are you retarded? Once the limp begins its in your head and its gg. I could have had ever braazzers pornstar at NY disposal and wouldn't have made a differenfe
>>27380306
right
if it's not hard by the time it comes out of the pants, it's not going to get hard
that's my experience at least
and i'm like 3 inches flaccid so im not showing that shit to anybody
>>27380306
>dude just put your limp cock in her mouth
Exactly, yeah. She sucks it for a little while and I'm sure you'd get hard. And if you don't you don't, who cares?
>>27380353
>if you don't, who cares
I get where you're coming from in the sense that I can at least claim "I got my dick sucked". What you don't seem to get is a woman judges a man by his virility. Let's say she's a good sport and tries for two minutes and I just get in my head even more and nothing is happening.
That's fuxking terrifying. Shell look at me like a eunuch
>>27380333
Thank you. Exactly how I feel. I unbuckled my pants because I had an inkling of a boner but it faded as soon as I recognized it. I think I'm so unused to situations like this that anonymous casual sex just terrifies me. The idea is hot, the reality is awkward
>>27380462
>idea is hot, reality is awkward
i know that feel all too well
>with some fat girl from OKC
>fuck it, want to try some of that shit from my porn movies
>get some rope and tie her hands behind her back
>i'm barely even able to tie it right, and lose boner in the process
>she's lying there tied up and i have a soft cock
>try to have her suck it but it doesn't do anything
>have to untie her
Is that guy a nu male?
>>27380613
Did his glasses and hair give it away?
>>27380268
thats definitely what is happening. i get a hard on everytime i see her.
>>27380462
>Let's say she's a good sport and tries for two minutes and I just get in my head even more and nothing is happening.
Blame her shitty dick sucking skills. No matter what just make her think that she isn't hot enough for you.
>>27380462
Naw, I hear ya dude. I was like you too, maybe even more terriffied, I just honestly don't give a shit anymore, I got nothing to prove to these hoes, unless it's somebody I actually like
>tfw girl interested in me
>the thought of sex has given me anxiety and I can't get it hard for the last 3 days
>>27379843
Im not sure what is so hard to grasp about the concept of going in and out
>>27380809
what the fuck do i do if i want to fuck, find the girl fuckable, but my dick just decides to not get hard?
what then? what are you supposed to do? laugh it off? fuck
>>27380728
>make her think she isn't hot enough for you
>>27380729
>nothing to prove
That might have been my fuck up right there. This chick isn't a bimbo bombshell but she's fuxking adorable and figure skater. I think the inferiority is what fucked me over.
Not bad advice anons thank you. Doubt she'll see me again but that makes sense. Make it all about me fuck what she thinks
>>27379049
Sorry to hear that pal. It's really all mental. I know exactly how you feel.
I had to take viagra (that I stole from my dad) the first time I had sex with my gf because I was so anxious/stressed about getting hard. Once it's in your head its game over. All you can think about, self fulfilling prophecy.
After that it still took me another month before I was comfortable/secure enough to not get anxious limp dick.
It's much better now though. I get hard from spooning and aroused during foreplay so it's not a problem.
I hope you get better, friend.
>>27380842
I think were a breed who are more susceptible to the flaccid cock.
In general I think robots suffer from an overly intense self awareness. In an intimate scenario this will manifest like nothing else. The worst kind of stage fright and performance anxiety takes hold.
>>27380918
most likely because i know that im far from chad and wont be able to please her the right way
>>27380268
>>27380705
so who is this anyways? I kinda wanna chat her up and steal her away from that ugly self race hating faggot. plus she is sorta kinda cute
>>27380462
This exact thing happened to me. Shit sucked.
>finally going to lose my virginity
>girl knows I'm a virgin
>she leads me upstairs like the beta cuck I am
>super fucking awkward, she made it awkward too
>she says "okay now we take our clothes off"
>I take my shirt off, man boobs are jiggling, I take my pants off, then my underwear, first time getting naked in front of another person, felt weird. Looking back on it we should have started making out then taken each others pants off.
>I'm not hard at this point
>she starts sucking me for a good 2 mins
>nothing is happening, once its in your head its over with. Terrible terrible feeling, the feeling gradually gets worse over the two mins.
>I say something along the lines of "I'm not getting hard I'm sorry"
>she says its okay
>she then says to feel her body to feel what a woman feels like, maybe that will get me hard.
>after about 10 mins I'm slightly calmer and i get a slight chub
>she gets on top of me and puts it in her
>I fucking lose the boner
>she starts sucking then I get another slight boner, she puts it back in
>I mother fucking lose it AGAIN
>happens 1 more time
>tell her I'm sorry
>she's a good sport, she says we can try again
>try again an hour later, finally lose my virginity
Haven't had sex since, it was pretty meh but only because I was so nervous I could barely enjoy it plus the humiliation of the experience that happened before.
>>27379049
Whom is this dick duke?
>>27380888
I didn't take viagra but I can relate to you and OP. I lost mine at 16 to my gf but it honestly took 2 months of trying. During foreplay or whatever I'd get hard but when it was "my turn" or time to fuck I'd get turtle shell.
I'm 23 now and the trouble kind of persists. I can't get hard around a girl I'm not comfortable with. I just can't perform when stressed. Alcohol is dangerous because its a delicate balance between confident and whisky dick.
All I can say really is fuck it. You ate her out. If you were a complete fuck she wouldn't have met you in the first place. Bright side, small victories, yada yada.
I can tell you that I've met girls off tinder and never made it past kissing because I sperged out. So you've done better than many OP
>>27381074
>once it's in your head its over with
Nail meet head.
There was a good ED thread on fit that was based around exactly this the other day
Telling someone how to avoid this is about as useful as Bee your elf so I don't know what we should do. All I know is this isn't so uncommon. We might just be guys who need a bit more conservative QTS to warm up to. Degeneracy ain't for everyone.
>>27379049
You might be gay son
I get hard at the smell if perfume
>>27379049
Who is this ugly piece of shit and why do people keep trying to force him everywhere
>>27381290
>mfw people say "hurrdurr you only dont like casual sex because you cant get it"
>mfw have had multiple chances and on more than half of them suffered from soft cock because there is way too much pressure to perform well
>when i explain this, all i get it "lol you must be gay lelelele"
>>27381322
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?
wjwjkaks
>>27381074
>bring home hot girl
>not even a virgin, I always perform like a champ
>girl takes her clothes off I realize she's a legit 8.5/10
>hottest girl I've ever been with and still to this day holds true
>realize she's way out of my league and I get nervous
>lose boner at the slightest provocation
>eventually finish after losing boner like 3 times
>this keeps happening every time (we were fwb)
>gets worse every time because I'm afraid of it happening
I eventually fixed it but that was the worst shit ever. I empathize so hard with ED now
>>27381290
I'm this guy>>27381421
The way I fixed it was by taking a gas station erection pill a bit before I went to her place. No idea if it was placebo or not, but I got rock hard because I thought it would work, and I never had a problem since that night.
It's all a mental block, so you just have to figure out something to get your mojo back.
>>27381327
My anon, we will never meet but these feels we share
There is nothing quite as soul shattering or rage inducing as the look in a girls eye when she realizes her night is stuck with a guy who can't get hard. And that memory is stuck in my fuxking brain whenever I so much as talk to a girl. That dissapointed, ashamed, pitying look.
>>27381390
Seriously who is it? I want to suck his dick
>>27381457
>gas station pill
That's really funny that after that experience I was looking for over the counter Viagra, which is sadly not legal. I did she e people recommend that pill and just drink a lot of water.
You're right though, I think it's mostly mental so a placebo is just as fair
>>27381524
i bet you're older than me too faggot
this shit happened to me at 18. EIGHT FUCKING TEEN AND ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
>>27380268
>Seriously how did AIDS Skrillex if all people get this cutie
O P E N R E L A T I O N S H I P
He and Carl are the emotional bf(s). She fucks BLM niggers because it's racist to refuse oppressed black people and Trump supporters because someone needs to fulfill those sexual needs, but it's all just sexual. The romance, the heart of the relationship, are the emotional boyfriends.
>>27381554
I'd tell you but you're one of those queerfolk, I don't apprive of that
Fine, it's Carl the Cuck
>>27381577
Well I'm 24. So fuck you too you limp dick fag
Seriously though you've got a ripe case of nerves that one night stands will only make worse. Find a comfy girl, a girl yourw not afraid to feel shame around.
>>27381700
>tfw will never be able to be chad or even a real actual normalfag because of this
>literally every female my age is on social media sharing sexual twitter memes on facebook about guys having bad head game and "shit be like this big and hes like call me daddy"
i gave up on bitches and shaved my head
>>27381793
>talked to a stacy on Facebook when I was hammered
>"lol you look like you're about to shoot up a school"
Let me tell you my limp dick friend I shaved my head until I got my job. Let me also tell you that you're batting with a handicap so get creative for things girls your age haven't done before. Tie them up, bruise their tits, lick their asses. Overcompensation is the name of the game
