> be me
> feeling pressured to get a job
> figure I can eventually rope in some ugly bitch to be my wife in my 30's if I have a job
> can't get job
> literally spend hours a day applying
> mom is so proud of me
> she buys me a game for doing it
> no replies
> figure its because I have no qualifications
> lie on resume
> no replies
> lie even more until I have an amazing resume
> no replies
> figure its because my resume is shit and I don't know how to make it work for me
> hire some bitch to write it for me
> she guarantees I'll get a job
> no replies (but get a refund from the girl)
> figure its because my resume isnt cool enough
> make a jack daniels resume
> literally spend like $400 on booze with my resume on it like a label
> hand it in to a bunch of places
> no one gives a shit
> got my bro to write a script that lets me know when people open my resume email and click on the attachments
> just checked it
> literally 0 clicks in 20 resumes sent out
> how is that even fucking possible
> they didn't even open up my email to judge me and say its shit or that I'm not qualified or that I am too stupid
> they just know
Ever been so far down the neethole that you can't get out? I'm trapped here whether I like it or not and it's very depressing.
1, what in gods name is a jack daniels resume
and 2, maybe you just aren't an appealing person in a judgemental area, post a body pic if you want serious advice
>>27378554
1. I made a bottle of JD look like a resume. I photoshopped the label and put like all the resume stuff into it.
2. Besides when I hand in resumes which was only for the Jack Daniels how would anyone know what I look like? I could understand if I was getting fucked on in interviews but I can't even get an interview.
I'm also not ethnic or colored or anything I'm a neet white boy with a common name.
>>27378602
That makes you look like an alcoholic even if you are applying to design jobs. The only time that would be not a bad thing is if you are applying to JD or a liquor store.
>>27378509
I have a stellar resume and I still had to apply at 50 different places to get a $12/hr internship. Applying for jobs online is difficult that way. Here are some tips:
>apply to at least 10 places every day until you get a job
>try not to use boards like indeed.com as your sole source - tons of people apply to those. Instead, go to a specific company website and see if there are any good positions available
>Work on resume skills like languages and programming in the meantime
Also post your resume in this thread. You can change the names and contact info.
>>27378509
just suck it up and get a janitor job
>>27378509
these companies use scripts of their own, they only open up the emails that have exact words and phrases that they like
>>27378509
>literally
>literally
>literally
top millennial
just go flip burgers
>tfw you are a NEET with no references and have walked out of every job youve had
>tfw every job you apply for calls you for an interview
ill trade you lifes bro
Where the fuck do you live?
Here you send 10 resume and you have 5 interview.
Also you need to apply to company who need people, not random one
