Anon, I need your help, I'm pregnant & Chad ran away, would you wanna get married & raise the kid with me?
Only if you let me smash first
No because 4chan will call me a cuck and when I get bullied over the internet I cry.
>>27378493
>tattoo's
>impregnated by chad
I know something better honey, why don't we punch your stomach until it's nice and crunchy on the inside?
>>27378493
If the girl looked without tattoos why not? Its probably better that the child has chad genes anyways.
My friend really did ask me this since they made gay marriage legal. She was like "it would financially benefit both of us and you're a really good cook". in reality her credit is absolute garbage and she's looking for ANY way out.