My life is worse than any one of yours. I know this for a fact. Allow me to prove it.
>26 years old
>Hugless, kissless, handhold-less virgin
>Balding, receding hairline plus an off-center 4 inch wide bald spot
>260lbs, eat like shit because I don't like to be upstairs
>Literally living in my dads basement, my mom passed away when I was 15 (she was a cunt though)
>Dropped out of high school because of bullying
>Never had a female friend, only had one IRL friend
>He grew up to be a Chad
>Severe cystic acne, face is covered in scars
>Can't grow a beard anywhere but the right side of my neck
>5 inch penis, sharp bend downward
>Had a botched circumcision, my pee comes out at a 45 degree angel
>My dad forces me to go to church with him every Sunday, no joke
>Always greeted to stares from the pews, gawking at the obvious neckbeard in church
>Regularly denied for neetbux, supported completely by my dad
Now here's the thing. On top of all of this, every bad thing I have been cursed with.
After all of it, the worst thing, the one thing I'd change about myself before anything else, is my name.
You're not gonna believe this, but the name my parents chose for me is...
>Leomard
You might think I just misspelled 'Leonard', but you'd be wrong.
My name is Leomard, with an 'M'.
If your life is worse than mine, please tell me. I could use any sort of boost to my self worth.
>>27377512
>My life is worse than any one of yours
congrats you win the pity Olympics
>>27377552
at least i won something
>>27377512
Dumb Dumb, there are people on here who:
>have never had a single friend(myself)
>have smaller and more dysfunctional dicks than you
>have been raped
>are homeless
>have mental conditions such as schizophrenia that make every moment hell
I don't know what the point of this thread is, but I like your pepe.
Do you want to change, because it really is 100% in your hands to improve. It's possible that you are too far gone to ever be a happy Chad. You will never be the best. But you can be better.
If you don't want that, well...
I don't feel bad for you.
>24 khv
>dropped out of uni
>diagnosed paranoid schizophrenia, social anxiety and clinical depression from birth
>don't have feelings for anyone
>had 1 real friend, 8 years without a single friend
>rosacea
>both parents heroin addicts till I was 10 years old
>so poor we couldn't afford bread to eat
>father wife beater, dies when I was 10
>back and butt covered in scars from acne
>5 inch penis
>never had a job
>can't grow a beard
>mouth breather face
>entire body filled with keratosis pilaris
>have literally 0 joy in life right now (video games, movies etc. all boring to me)
>only waiting for the day to end so I can sleep
>>27377589
you are welcome famalam
>>27377598
If they are homeless how do they have internet access? Do the homeless nowadays have iphones or what?
>>27377624
>from birth
I'm not saying your life doesn't suck or you haven't been fucked up most of your life, but you can't diagnose those diseases in a baby.
>>27377512
Hmmmm why don't you just end it?
>>27377512
I can only hope you're making that up.
I wouldn't wish that shit on anyone.
When I was questioned by multiple psychiatrists I said I always felt this way since I remember. That I didn't feel any happiness or joy in things that I did and they said I might have been depressed since a child.
Also my mother is schizophrenic so they said I probably inherited it from her since her schizophrenia is similar to mine (treated by same psychiatrist).
it could be leotard
>>27377512
I was stabbed by my mother causing breathing problems which will endure for the rest of my life, and killed my chances of getting into any sort of university at all, because surprise, you can't keep up that track scholarship (and I had bad grades) when you can't catch your breath.
To add insult to injury, my father's disowned me for not "forgiving" my mother like a good Christian and visiting her in prison.
>>27377512
Same besides
>skinnyfat
>no severe acne
>taken to tag along for groceries
>europe, east
>>27377512
DUDE just clarify something for me
>dick bends downwards
>botched circumcision causes piss to eject at a 45 degree angle
how much does the dick bending downwards offset the 45 degree angle
>Had a botched circumcision, my pee comes out at a 45 degree angel
What's her name?
>>27377512
Your life doesn't sound so bad. It IS bad don't get me wrong but it's objectively okay. There are neckbeards whom smell horrible and lack the social skills to even make a friend in their lifetime. Are you gf-less/hugless? If not you are by far not the worst person on /r9k/
>>27377512
desu you fucked yourself by dropping out of highschool.
>>27377512
>no crohn's disease
>no gerd
Yeah, no. Your life is okay.
At least you're not a Nigger. I am a shitskin manlet. You are superior to me. But I guess I'm not human enough to count?
>waaaah my life is terrible
>I do nothing but fuck my own shit up
Yeah, I don't have any pity for you OP.
>>27378421
Move to Europe and go full ficki ficki.
If there's any era where being shitskin is good, it's now. Enjoy it.
>>27378492
Fuck you. You're a fucking Chad compared to me.
Just go to Asia if you want to become a male model. Philippino girls will worship you like if you where Brad Pitt. Go get some sucky sucky.
>>27378842
I would if had
>money money
Ttke a naked selfie for us in your basement, anon. pls anon. we have so little to live for as it is.
pls.
>>27377512
So is it pronounced "Lemmard"?
>>27377512
My life is worse than yours because of how much potential it used to have.
>great hockey player
>Division 1 full ride
>get paralyzed from the waist down
It might not be as bad as yours is now but its a hell of a lot more disappointing.
