I need it I need pussy so bad I just want to take out my hard cock and slip it into a girl's pussy and moan with her and feel her body and kiss her oh god i need it so bad
>going more than 1 round would cost you twice as much as what you paid for
>$500 in onaholes isnt cutting it anymore
Escorts my robot. That's what I do. Work, spend paychex, not move out and thereby not support the current real estate market.
>>27376716
deep breaths anon, deep breaths
rub one out and all the urges will be gone.
just use your NEETbucks to tempt a wagecucks gf. It's not hard.
Go get a surrogate.
There are literally women you can legally have sex with RIGHT NOW
I'd let you do it. I have a roastie though.
>>27376919
As a hung NEET (Maybe the most hung?), I approve this message.
>>27376947
not OP but I *love* roasties so much...
I'd ask if you wanted to post your roast but I'd feel bad because I know all the roastie haters here would...roast you