>get internet bf
>he lives within driving distance
>won't give me his address or meet me anywhere
>won't let me suck other men while I wait for him
>dying from lack of sucking cock
How do I either convince him to let me meet him irl or let me suck off other men until he's ready to meet me?
Just suck me off bby.
suck your own cock in the meantime
>>27376294
Show me your penis and I'll decide if I want it or not.
>>27376301
Pretty good idea but I'm not that flexible
>>27376409
heres my big fat cock for you, now suck on it.
post legs, slut
>>27376252
Post personal information, slut
>>27376549
>so insecure he won't even post an anonymous picture of his penis
just end it now, scum
Post credit card information, slut.
>>27376252
Please post an email or something.
>>27376252
post tummy, slut
>>27376607
And another one for you babe.
>>27376252
Die in a fire, despicable roastie whore.
>if not troll, 8/10 because I replied like a dumbfuck
>>27376698
>Roastie
Obviously not
>>27376593
>assuming its a woman
>>27376574
legs
>>27376593
personal information
>>27376616
credit card information
>>27376676
tummy
>>27376607
Don't bully him. Boys who are insecure about their small penises are cute. Too bad they'll never believe me when I say I love their tiny penis and little ones in general.
>>27376666
[email protected]
Nice quads
>>27376698
>roastie
I'm a boy
>>27376738
Assuming I care
>>27376772
What makes you want to suck a dick?
>>27376822
I want to make boys I like feel good, I love the taste of semen, and I like having control while not being super aggressive or overly dominant
>>27376870
same desu
ori
How did you get an internet bf?
>>27376926
I posted my email, we started talking, and then we ended up dating!
>>27376985
I'm jealous desu.
I've posted my Steam, Skype, and email multiple times and despite being told almost universally I'm cute, no one has ever genuinely wanted to be my boyfriend.
>>27377011
Post skype nii-san
>>27377011
>tfw never been told cute
Fuck my life.
>TFW no internet bf worth the tiresome upkeep
>>27376985
Lucky you, I wish we had a zeemaps thread to easily find robots nearby
So you basically want to either be with him or cheat on him? My question to you is why not leave him since you're so desperate to cheat on him? (probably already have).
>>27377011
Yea, post skype.
>>27377102
Why even bother?
The outcome WILL be one of the following
>Get along well then conversation peters off and I'm ignored or deleted
>Don't click at all
>Things seem alright then you say "I don't want a boyfriend"
>Get sick of my toxic personality and move on (though I'm not blaming anyone but myself for this)
>You're a normalslime
It's not going to work out, unfortunately. Sorry.
>>27377122
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1909882
It's still new so anons need to add markers. You could try the /cuteboys/ one but most of them are normalfags and not robots.
>>27377011
Are you pursuing them or are you waiting for them to ask you out?
Don't add people who are wanting a bf btw, it never works
You have to meet people under different context
>>27377172
I'm just addicted to cock and I need my fill, and he won't give it to me, what am I supposed to do? I don't want to "cheat" I would never do anything without his permission!
>>27377230
>what am I supposed to do? Leave him, if you truly are addicted to cock, you'll probably get bored in time.
>I would never do anything without his permission!
you're literally trying to find people to give blowjobs to in the thread, you want to cheat on him, just fucking leave him man christ.
>>27377230
Where do you live then? If you want it so badly I bet there's anons in this thread waiting for a gloryhole to pop out near them.
>>27376985
>internet """dating"""
>>27377230
What I'm doing at the moment is kind of looking for one in the hopes it will make me feel less lonely, but it probably won't.
>Don't add people who are wanting a bf btw, it never works
This is probably true, it's not really something you can both "agree upon". You have to connect.
>You have to meet people under different context
How did it go for you?
>>27377187
If you dont get bored of me and ask me out I have a pretty much 100% chance of saying sure at any point after ''hi''
>get internet oneitis
>want to suck his dick and caress his balls and make him feel good
>he doesn't want me to
>>27377265
I don't want it to sound like I'm making excuses but see >>27377258
>>27377109
>>27377284
I know these feels. Someone kill me already please.
>>27377194
>no grill marker
>>27377300
>gay thread
>girl marker
Are you slow, anon?
>>27377289
Welp~origano commentato
>>27377248
If he would just give me his already I wouldn't be getting flirty with anons
This is the first time I made a naughty thread since starting to date him, and that means a lot because normally I make multiple in a day
Why is he holding back? I just want to please him
>>27377258
I made an attentionwhore thread where I was sad and I was whining and he said he would email me in a few days when I'm feeling less down because he thought I was interesting for some reason
>>27377366
Welp I tried at least, you'll cheat on him, justify it in some way and I just hope he doesn't care enough about you to get hurt.
KYS
>>27377297
>tfw merely thinking about his yummy warm cock against my face and in my mouth makes me dizzy with pleasure when I touch myself
>tfw it will never happen
>Bwaah bwaah bwaah
>He's given a chance by many anons in the thread
>"Nope I won't post my contact info"
I hope that anon stops talking to you and disappears. He's probably annoyed but this kind of bitchy play.
>>27377366
>Make attentionwhore threads where I'm sad and whining all the time and nothing of the sort happens to me
>>27377297
>>27377109
Post pics/skypes anons we will r8/8
He's probably closeted.
>>27377429
If I posted my contact info now it would just reflect poorly on me.
It's not as though I haven't tried several times before.
Plus if he says yes no matter what he's not going to appreciate me for who I am/genuinely like me.
I annoy people routinely. I'll shut up now since I'm being a faggot.
>>27377420
>tfw he will never take me several times a day and fill me with his love
>>27377447
No. I've already been rated by people I'm close to. I'm not going to post it for random anons.
I wish girls were as slutty as you guys
>>27377697
They are for chad
>>27377697
I'm not slutty, I only want to suck the cock of the one I love
but he doesn't love me
>>27377772
>"I only want to suck the cock of the one I love"
>"How do I either convince him to let me meet him irl or let me suck off other men until he's ready to meet me?"
Sounds like your love isn't very valuable if you're so desperate to share it that you'd do it with several other men.
>>27377772
This.
>>27377832
>thinking that's op
Come on anon
I always wondered about you boipussy people. Do you want your bf to suck YOUR cock aswell or do you only want to suck theirs? Do you want them to go inside you, or do you want to ravage them aswell?
>>27377890
It depends on the person.
>>27377890
>Do you want your bf to suck YOUR cock aswell
Yes please
>Do you want them to go inside you
Always
>or do you want to ravage them as well
Only if they're skinny. I don't enjoy the idea of fucking a buff or very masculine guy.
>>27378010
> tfw want a twink boy to please me
> someone I could dominate and fill his feminine mouth with my dick juices
> the thought that he'd want me to suck him off makes me want to puke
this is horrible. I know pleasure goes both ways, but fuck it.
>>27376252
ahhhh I wanna suck a dick
Why in these drawings they are always cumming?
Like, you cum when you are finished man.
But nope, in chinese cartoons guys keep their dicks hard after cumming AND they keep going HARD until they cum again.
It's literally inhumanly possible.
>tfw going to get my dick sucked this weekend by my bf
>>27378229
never had sex detected
>>27378476
I had anon, multiple times, both with girls and with boys.
I guess you have the diamond dick then, to cum and stay hard for another 20 minutes and then cum again.
>>27378551
>diamond dick
Thanks for the compliment, but you're either fat, cut, or both.
>>27378635
Nah, you are just lying on the internet. It doesn't give you anything.
But ok, go ahead, you are free to lie.
And no, i'm uncut and skinny.
>>27378663
>it can't possibrr be troo
Sucks to be you, I guess.
Queerposters, not even once.
>>27377230
Trap on trap sex looks so pure and intimate
What do people do with Internet girlfriends/boyfriends?
Do they just talk to each other on Skype all day or something? Do they play video games with each other or something?
Bigger question: What do people in IRL relationships do? I've read that its (supposed to be) like having a best friend that you kiss and have sex with. Is this true?
>>27379011
it's a best friend you can kiss and fug, all me and my bf do when we meet up is cuddle, play and watch stuff, kiss and do lewd things
>>27379011
Internet couples are just glorified ERP partners.
Tfw want an on the side bf to do gay stuff with since i never have before.
Houston here
>>27379274
>on the side bf
you are scum
>>27378229
It varies from person to person. Personally I can have 20+ orgasms without going soft.
I'd like a normal bf tbqh. Is there any normal and kind people here?
>>27379410
>normal
>kind
>/r9k/
Surely you jest.
>>27379380
Can't be openly gay if i never tried it, cuckbot
>>27379410
No. I'm sometimes kind, though.
>>27379274
Are you a qt?
Do you have a feminine dick?
>>27379410
I'd like to re-word my request for a boyfriend. I realize that wanting a 'normal' bf is stupid. I'd like someone who isn't retarded however.
>>27379494
Better, but this is still probably the worst board to try to get a partner from.
Maybe /b/ is worse.
>>27379011
Online relationships are glorified best friendships.
I had one when a teen, once we actually met I felt nothing and we barely talked
>tfw no entrepreneur bf who wants to do something cool with their life instead of just being sexual all the time.
>>27379494
I wouldn't mind at least talking to you, in lack of anything else. If we hit it off then why not y'know.
Ximicacan on steam.
>>27377011
i will be your steam bf
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Post city/state/location. I'd like a bf nearby to suck me.
>>27377194
>they're all tops
Gay.
>>27380660
>not wanting to suck cock
Are you even gay, faggot?
Since you all take dicks in your ass I need to ask the experts. I've tried bottoming with my bf a few times now (usually he does) and it just hurts like crazy. The first time I did it it kinda stopped hurting after like 5 minutes and felt really good, I couldn't get to this point the other times though.
How do you make it not hurt so fucking much? It feels like I'm being punched in the stomach.
>no one in Ohio to cordially invite me to fuck their ass
>>27381553
>>no one in Ohio to cordially invite me to fuck their ass
Iktf
>>27379011
I Skype and play videogames with my bf almost every night, it gives me something to look forward to unless one of us has work or somethingsomeday he'll be my rl bf
This thread gave me a boner. God damn it.
I'd like a real life bf so I could suck his dick and take it in the ass. Y-you know, just to see what it's like...
>>27382649
>Y-you know, just to see what it's like...
I want to experience what those feels are like too anon.
