>Anon, how come I never see you with a girlfriend?
>Are you gay?
>ask someone if they're gay
>they get super offended for no reason
lol wtf
>>27376087
Like every straight guy ever?
>Your FACE is gay!
And then I would run away
>>27376076
Nope, just socially retarded, now go fuck yourself you roastie cunt.
>>27376076
in what universe would taylor swift be talking to me. This is too unbelievable
Who the fuck asks these questions?
I've never been asked anything like this.
>>27377432
because you have no friends
>>27377456
No, shit. Where do you think you are?
probably a little bit
i don't know any cute boys who would let me suck them off to find out though;_;
>>27376076
>Anon, how come I never see you with a girlfriend?
I have yet to find non used goods TayTay
>>27377485
>I have yet to find non used goods TayTay
you realise TayTay goona be all grumpy if you said it to her?
If someone ever asks me this I'll just upfront tell them I have social anxiety to enough of an extent that I am afraid to approach women I am not already friends with for fear of being seen as a creep.
and that I am not gay
>>27377608
how can I put it in a more delicate way then?
>>27376076
>things nobody ever says out of nowhere
here's my answer:
>unzips dick
>ram it violently down her throat
>>27377658
>...you didn't have to tell me your life story. Geez, anon.
wat do?
Why don't I have a girlfriend. Let's see.
>5'10--manlet
>5" dick fully erect--dicklet
>overweight by 90 lbs--looks gross
>fucked up teeth--never smiles
>introverted, prefer to stay at home during free time--shut-in
>minimum wage job--wagecuck
>dont trust women--clearly misogynist
And the topper:
>realistic about no chance romance occurs--pessimist
I was the fastest sperm. I wish I had never been born.
nawh, I just don't bring her around shallow bitches like you as you'll undoubtedly try and force your own awful ideologies and standards on her and our relationship.
>>27376076
Taylor gang or die
>>27377878
remind her she's the one that asked the invasive question and that I'm clearly a social reject to be sticking to myself
>>27377945
>No wonder you don't have a gf
Do you let this comment get to you, y/n?
>>27377992
mo money less problems
>>27376076
>implying you see me with a boyfriend
>>27376076
I honestly find her ugly or at least not attractive on the least.
Don't get all the people who obsess over her, at least Chloe had kind of a cute face to help her horrible body, she has neither.
>>27377432
I've been asked by a girl, 30 minutes after knowing her
>>27377999
>Riiiiight, ookay. See you around anon.
>>27376076
My relatives keep asking me questions like this
Aunt:
>have you EVER had a girlfriend?
Mom:
>If you're gay, you can just tell us!
I don't want to get into a relationship.
At least not until I get some counselling/ therapy and get over any irrational fears growing up with parents instilled in my fucked up psyche.
I can't get a gf if you never let me go out, mom.
>>27378093
At least you know that if you were gay it wouldn't be a problem
It's better than nothing, right?
>>27378091
toodle loo~ with a smirk and fluttering fingers of an upraised handthis looks autistic as fuck in text but I swear it looks very dismissive and demeaning with a sense of superiority when executed
>>27377902
Replace wagecuck with neet and I'm in the same boat.
There's no escape, right?
None at all?
>>27378147
>What was that little wave you just gave me? Oh anon, you're so weird. It's adorable.
>>27378169
>walk away while saying "Adios amigos! Senpai is sure to please me today!!!"
>always thought that this was a joke only said on /r9k/
>lie to dad and say that I'm always over my friend's house because I'm really talking to his sister
>"Whew, I was starting to think you were gay, man. I figured I'd have to get used to it since you're my son!"
>mom asks me if there is anything I want to tell the family when I am about to leave to said friend's house
>tell her no
>only over friend's house a lot because I get along better with him and his family than my own
Why is it so hard to just believe your child has trouble with the opposite sex? I'm not very social, never have been, so why can't that be the more obvious answer?
>>27378169
I'd shrug and get back to reading my notes for class gotta get that A
>>27377902
lol are you upset about being 5'10 with a 5 incher? Dude, come on.
You've been drinking the 4chan coolaid for too long. If you stopped being a fucking beta and stopped blaming your completely, totally average body then you might realize its not your genetics that's the problem here.
>>27377432
In high school I imagine someone might
A lot of underage faggots post here.
>>27377432
I think someone asked me something along the lines of op in... 6th grade? I'd be insulted if some random chick in college asked me that.
>>27378257
>"Just be yourself, Anon."
Yeah, that goes over like a fart in a diving-helmet.
>>27378160
Some say that death is the only adventure, but in reality, it is the only escape. At this point I'm just waiting for everything to fall in place so the whole human race gets turned to ash.
>>27378350
No, don't be yourself. Yourself is wasting his time posting to 4chan and convincing himself that life dealt him a bad hand so theres no use trying.
>>27378425
are you literally an emo kid from 10 years ago
>>27378133
Then they incessantly ask you if you have a boyfriend instead
Or kick you out into the streets for being gay
can't win
>>27378487
Luckily, I don't have to be myself. Burying myself in books and videogames gives em a window into another person's life. Sure beats the crushing truth of my inability to get a gf. They help me not give a shit anymore.
>>27376076
>No, I was waiting to meet you
>>27376076
No one on this site has girls talk to them
These threads are shit.
/r9k/ can't even go to the store without panicking you think they could get a female to have a conversation past "paper or plastic?"
>>27378274
My mom asks me this whenever I go home. I'm 24.
>>27380406
Just admit it to her anon. It's okay. There's nothing wrong with being gay.
